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Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?

 
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Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy.
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sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured.

fact is those people are liars of the worst type.

the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world.

those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end.

so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want...
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Some asshole must have really been dragging his feet on the paper work if it took three months to wrap up the whole Rapture project.


Oh also, what?
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Divorces and Marriages take time...

besides...when you have all the time in the world, what's the rush?

people should learn to take their time and enjoy.
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Joking aside, I could not agree more. Living in the now is quite Zen.
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It's a misinterpretation...it's really the rupture...
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Wait, so it is both an error, but also still the rapture?
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No, they are all going to be ruptured...poor bastards :(
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Right on...

If you got through to him, what would you ask him?

What would you talk about?
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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies.

Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza...

At least you have given it some thought.

peace,
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I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.
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Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
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It's a misinterpretation...it's really the rupture...
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Wait, so it is both an error, but also still the rapture?
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No, they are all going to be ruptured...poor bastards :(
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Oh, reading comprehension fail on my part. I have always suspected that the bible meant rupture. A worldwide event of massive internal explosions just made more sense then the whole "Ted Nugent and I will be french kissing in the back of Jesus' Eternal Tour Bus" thing.
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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Pics or didn't happen.
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its not created by the vatican btw hf
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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies.

Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza...

At least you have given it some thought.

peace,
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I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
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Wiat...... are you Jesus? That was a very Jesus thing to say, my intelligent friend.
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hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies.

Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza...

At least you have given it some thought.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370



Wiat...... are you Jesus? That was a very Jesus thing to say, my intelligent friend.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


No friend. I am just a sick person in need of healing.

peace,
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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Pics or didn't happen.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


its not created by the vatican btw hf
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Ya, I was pretty sure I caught a couple hundred verses about it when I read the bible. Most belief systems talk of a Rapture/Harvest. The vatican just put a dollar sign on it.
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I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370



Wiat...... are you Jesus? That was a very Jesus thing to say, my intelligent friend.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


No friend. I am just a sick person in need of healing.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Love will heal you..Christ will heal you hugs

Blessings rose
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I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370



Wiat...... are you Jesus? That was a very Jesus thing to say, my intelligent friend.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


No friend. I am just a sick person in need of healing.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Well, I hope you receive it. Jesus, Buddha, Oprah; Whatever doctor you call, I am sure you will find peace.
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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Pics or didn't happen.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


its not created by the vatican btw hf
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Ya, I was pretty sure I caught a couple hundred verses about it when I read the bible. Most belief systems talk of a Rapture/Harvest. The vatican just put a dollar sign on it.
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nah..

it goes deeper down the rabbit hole rose
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You said Raptor right?
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Right on.

Well... He says he came to heal those who are sick.

So why would someone who thinks they are healthy call a physician?

Why would a physician book an appointment for someone who is not in need?

I think I see why you are getting a busy signal. The doctor makes house calls. But people who are healthy never answer the door. Why would they?

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370



Wiat...... are you Jesus? That was a very Jesus thing to say, my intelligent friend.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


No friend. I am just a sick person in need of healing.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Love will heal you..Christ will heal you hugs

Blessings rose
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Christ's teachings helped me through quite a rut as a kid. Then I moved on to other things. But that dude will get a wicked high five from me if we cross paths somewhere in the cosmos.
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Love will heal you..Christ will heal you hugs

Blessings rose
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Continually.

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Pics or didn't happen.
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its not created by the vatican btw hf
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Ya, I was pretty sure I caught a couple hundred verses about it when I read the bible. Most belief systems talk of a Rapture/Harvest. The vatican just put a dollar sign on it.
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nah..

it goes deeper down the rabbit hole rose
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Oh my god, I love rabbits!
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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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You just hit on the mystery of the end..


YAH has a bigger sense o' humor than you think...

his son wasn't named jeebus..gzeus..jesus or boyd....



this black stone is the mystery of iniquity ...

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and you said what you said for a reason...





YAH Love....
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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You said Raptor right?
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Hahaha, awesome.
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Well, I hope you receive it. Jesus, Buddha, Oprah; Whatever doctor you call, I am sure you will find peace.
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Thanks man. I have found rest with Jesus.

May you find the things you are seeking.

peace,
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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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You just hit on the mystery of the end..


YAH has a bigger sense o' humor than you think...

his son wasn't named jeebus..gzeus..jesus or boyd....



this black stone is the mystery of iniquity ...

[link to www.youtube.com]




and you said what you said for a reason...





YAH Love....
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Where is that damn cookie I was going to give to the person that paid the most attention. What's your address? I'll just mail it when I find it.
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If she's raptured (she wont be) and Dad is 'left behind' (...whatever) then it wouldn't matter what your Dad does because he's going to hell. So, no, he shouldn't remarry... instead he should go bang some hookers.
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Well, I hope you receive it. Jesus, Buddha, Oprah; Whatever doctor you call, I am sure you will find peace.
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Thanks man. I have found rest with Jesus.

May you find the things you are seeking.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


That only requires a mirror and time. But I thank you!
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If she's raptured (she wont be) and Dad is 'left behind' (...whatever) then it wouldn't matter what your Dad does because he's going to hell. So, no, he shouldn't remarry... instead he should go bang some hookers.
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I am a bit offended that you assumed hookers wouldn't be raptured. Clearly you have never felt their loving embrace ........ or strange bulge.
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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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You just hit on the mystery of the end..


YAH has a bigger sense o' humor than you think...

his son wasn't named jeebus..gzeus..jesus or boyd....



this black stone is the mystery of iniquity ...

[link to www.youtube.com]




and you said what you said for a reason...





YAH Love....
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!



Where is that damn cookie I was going to give to the person that paid the most attention. What's your address? I'll just mail it when I find it.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


wannacookie
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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You just hit on the mystery of the end..


YAH has a bigger sense o' humor than you think...

his son wasn't named jeebus..gzeus..jesus or boyd....



this black stone is the mystery of iniquity ...

[link to www.youtube.com]




and you said what you said for a reason...





YAH Love....
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!



Where is that damn cookie I was going to give to the person that paid the most attention. What's your address? I'll just mail it when I find it.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


wannacookie
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, you are like the Santa Clause of smilies. What isn't in that sack of yours?

Don't take that question in the obvious direction. Nutsack.
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You just hit on the mystery of the end..


YAH has a bigger sense o' humor than you think...

his son wasn't named jeebus..gzeus..jesus or boyd....



this black stone is the mystery of iniquity ...

[link to www.youtube.com]




and you said what you said for a reason...





YAH Love....
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!



Where is that damn cookie I was going to give to the person that paid the most attention. What's your address? I'll just mail it when I find it.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


wannacookie
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, you are like the Santa Clause of smilies. What isn't in that sack of yours?

Don't take that question in the obvious direction. Nutsack.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Meh, that one got deleted :(
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Haha, "Deleted" is just another word for "Moved onto Trinity's desktop".
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OP....

The Black Kube = KABA (CUBE)


The Black Mother Goddess = KABABA (CUBE) (Cybele) (Mary)


That Black Stone fell from heaven....


Act 19:35 And the city clerk, having calmed the crowd, said, “Men of Ephesos, what man is there who does not know that the city of the Ephesians is the guardian of the temple of the great female mighty one Artemis, and of that which fell down from Zeus?



The Black Madonna that is coming....TO Destroy you..

he/she is the TRANSFORMER...


a MAN.... a religious man will sit in Jerusalem....and he will claim that he is JEZEUS (jesus) and he will transform into the mother/wife of JEZEUS (mary)


that's why it is written:

Rev 13:14 And he leads astray those dwelling on the earth because of those signs which he was given to do before the beast, saying to those dwelling on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword, yet lived.



look at her left cheek...this was caused by a sword...
ABM



you can't make this shit up.....now can you stop being cool tatoo Cynic boy....and listen to what I'm telling you...


this shit is real.....


If you don't think its real...look at the Kaba in Mecca...
its a huge black kube...

and look what there kissing at the corner of it...

the labia of the black virgin..who is coming....
1Ki 19:4 But he himself went a day’s journey into the wilderness, and came and sat down under a broom tree, and prayed that he might die, and said, “It is enough! Now, YAHUWAH, take my life, for I am no better than my fathers!”
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OP....



look at her left cheek...this was caused by a sword...
ABM



you can't make this shit up.....now can you stop being cool tatoo Cynic boy....and listen to what I'm telling you...


this shit is real.....

 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!




If I stop being "cool tattoo cynic boy" for less then 60 miles per hour then this bus will explode!
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Not that I believe May 21 will be the day but I would like to point out that if it IS (whenever it is), it will most likely immediately precede the most catastrophic events this world has ever known thus the need for Jesus to remove His Bride from harms way. Dating will probably take on lesser importance than, say, how fast you should run! just sayin'

You seem very intelligent. Do not let that hinder your quest for the truth regarding Jesus Christ. He is the only way to the Father...don't overintellectualize the simplicity of salvation. Jesus loves you very much and died so no one would have to perish but I believe the time for seeking and finding will soon come to an end. I would use this remaining time wisely to make sure you are on the narrow path that leads to life rather than worrying about your father's dating life. But that's just me.

Peace hf
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OP....

The Black Kube = KABA (CUBE)


The Black Mother Goddess = KABABA (CUBE) (Cybele) (Mary)


That Black Stone fell from heaven....


Act 19:35 And the city clerk, having calmed the crowd, said, “Men of Ephesos, what man is there who does not know that the city of the Ephesians is the guardian of the temple of the great female mighty one Artemis, and of that which fell down from Zeus?



The Black Madonna that is coming....TO Destroy you..

he/she is the TRANSFORMER...


a MAN.... a religious man will sit in Jerusalem....and he will claim that he is JEZEUS (jesus) and he will transform into the mother/wife of JEZEUS (mary)


that's why it is written:

Rev 13:14 And he leads astray those dwelling on the earth because of those signs which he was given to do before the beast, saying to those dwelling on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword, yet lived.



look at her left cheek...this was caused by a sword...
ABM



you can't make this shit up.....now can you stop being cool tatoo Cynic boy....and listen to what I'm telling you...


this shit is real.....


If you don't think its real...look at the Kaba in Mecca...
its a huge black kube...

and look what there kissing at the corner of it...

the labia of the black virgin..who is coming....
 Quoting: YAH Stone Massive!


The Labia of a big black woman? Yikes!


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