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Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?

 
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Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated.
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not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH...

Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well.
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bump

Bump for my Dad not having to eat burned steaks and me not receiving Christian propaganda on my birthday anymore.
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH...

Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well.
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If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.

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"I don't even believe the stuff I say."

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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated.
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Is that your pic? you look pretty intelligent

and with a sense of humor judgeing by your postchuckle
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated.
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Is that your pic? you look pretty intelligent

and with a sense of humor judgeing by your postchuckle
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Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously.

Also, thank you.
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I am glad we won't have to read all the rapture threads anymore.
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I am glad we won't have to read all the rapture threads anymore.
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Me too. There will be a ton of "Why aren't my neighbors mowing their lawns?" threads though. It will be weird not having so many aging white people around.
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Is that your pic? you look pretty intelligent

and with a sense of humor judgeing by your postchuckle
 Quoting: wildhoney


Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously.

Also, thank you.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


sense of humor is very important hf
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH...

Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


i heard He likes it when you fight a little.
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Is that your pic? you look pretty intelligent

and with a sense of humor judgeing by your postchuckle
 Quoting: wildhoney


Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously.

Also, thank you.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


sense of humor is very important hf
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My quest for God is driven by humor. It is the only aspect of creation that I can't get enough of.
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH...

Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


i heard He likes it when you fight a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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I think the answer hinges on whether your Dad will be able to collect on your Mom's life insurance policy, if so I suggest he play the field for a while and let the women come to him. scheming
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Is that your pic? you look pretty intelligent

and with a sense of humor judgeing by your postchuckle
 Quoting: wildhoney


Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously.

Also, thank you.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Would you be surprised if I told you that God has a great sense of humor? hf

sense of humor is very important hf
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My quest for God is driven by humor. It is the only aspect of creation that I can't get enough of.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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You have got to be kidding me! If she isn't getting raptured then I want a refund on the six months of E-Harmony I bought for my dad.
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Re: Should my Dad re-marry when my Stepmom is raptured on the 21st?
not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH...

Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


i heard He likes it when you fight a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
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that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow.
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Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
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I hear you. Have you tried calling him?
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If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


i heard He likes it when you fight a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow.
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Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy.
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Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
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I hear you. Have you tried calling him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me......
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The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD!
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Pics or didn't happen.
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Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
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I hear you. Have you tried calling him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me......
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on...

If you got through to him, what would you ask him?

What would you talk about?
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i heard He likes it when you fight a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured.

fact is those people are liars of the worst type.

the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world.

those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end.

so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want...
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Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus.
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I hear you. Have you tried calling him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me......
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on...

If you got through to him, what would you ask him?

What would you talk about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
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I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured.

fact is those people are liars of the worst type.

the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world.

those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end.

so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



Some asshole must have really been dragging his feet on the paper work if it took three months to wrap up the whole Rapture project.


Oh also, what?

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I hear you. Have you tried calling him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me......
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on...

If you got through to him, what would you ask him?

What would you talk about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies.

Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza...

At least you have given it some thought.

peace,
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that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149


Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured.

fact is those people are liars of the worst type.

the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world.

those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end.

so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149



Some asshole must have really been dragging his feet on the paper work if it took three months to wrap up the whole Rapture project.


Oh also, what?
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Divorces and Marriages take time...

besides...when you have all the time in the world, what's the rush?

people should learn to take their time and enjoy.
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Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me......
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


Right on...

If you got through to him, what would you ask him?

What would you talk about?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom.
 Quoting: Scrodiddles


hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies.

Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza...

At least you have given it some thought.

peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless.

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It's a misinterpretation...it's really the rupture...
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It's a misinterpretation...it's really the rupture...
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Wait, so it is both an error, but also still the rapture?
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