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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well. If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. Last Edited by Scrodiddles on 05/11/2011 10:58 AM I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378821 Spain 05/11/2011 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously. Also, thank you. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am glad we won't have to read all the rapture threads anymore. Quoting: 2 1/2 MoransMe too. There will be a ton of "Why aren't my neighbors mowing their lawns?" threads though. It will be weird not having so many aging white people around. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378821 Spain 05/11/2011 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously. Also, thank you. sense of humor is very important |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378149 United States 05/11/2011 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well. If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. i heard He likes it when you fight a little. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, according to a handful of people with "He is Risen" bumper-stickers, May 21st is when Jesus swings by Earth in his Holy Station Wagon and snags up all the people the bought his book. My question is this; With my Stepmom so sure that she will be riding shotgun with The Shepherd during this shindig, do you think it would be wise for my dad to start doing some crunches before he is back on the market? I would hate to see my old man having to sit in that big house all by himself once she is gone. What do you ladies think? Would it be so bad if he started shopping around before Jesus pulls up out front on the 21st and lays on the horn. It isn't really cheating if my Stepmom is so sure that she will be packing up her wind-breaker tennis suits and leaving my Dad behind in 10 days. Advice is appreciated. Quoting: ScrodiddlesIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously. Also, thank you. sense of humor is very important My quest for God is driven by humor. It is the only aspect of creation that I can't get enough of. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well. If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. i heard He likes it when you fight a little. I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378821 Spain 05/11/2011 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: wildhoneyIs that your pic? you look pretty intelligent and with a sense of humor judgeing by your post Yes, it is my pic. And I try to take nothing seriously. Also, thank you. Would you be surprised if I told you that God has a great sense of humor? sense of humor is very important My quest for God is driven by humor. It is the only aspect of creation that I can't get enough of. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Rapture is a LIE created by the Vatican! It is NOT biblical, PERIOD! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1379012You have got to be kidding me! If she isn't getting raptured then I want a refund on the six months of E-Harmony I bought for my dad. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378149 United States 05/11/2011 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not possible, when a man marries a woman they become ONE FLESH... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149Thus you and your Dad will be raptured as well. If Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. i heard He likes it when you fight a little. I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ScrodiddlesIf Jesus tries to rapture me I will scream "rape". I don't want to go where the churchgoers are. Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. i heard He likes it when you fight a little. I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow. Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
Scrodiddles
(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. Quoting: ScrodiddlesI hear you. Have you tried calling him? Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me...... I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1194370 United States 05/11/2011 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. Quoting: ScrodiddlesI hear you. Have you tried calling him? Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me...... Right on... If you got through to him, what would you ask him? What would you talk about? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378149 United States 05/11/2011 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149i heard He likes it when you fight a little. I would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow. Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy. sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured. fact is those people are liars of the worst type. the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world. those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end. so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want... |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus can come visit me if he loves me so much. The telephone works both ways, Jesus. Quoting: ScrodiddlesI hear you. Have you tried calling him? Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me...... Right on... If you got through to him, what would you ask him? What would you talk about? I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom. I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ScrodiddlesI would tug his beard a bit and whisper sweet nothings in his ear. that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow. Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy. sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured. fact is those people are liars of the worst type. the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world. those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end. so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want... Some asshole must have really been dragging his feet on the paper work if it took three months to wrap up the whole Rapture project. Oh also, what? Last Edited by Scrodiddles on 05/11/2011 11:27 AM I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1194370 United States 05/11/2011 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370I hear you. Have you tried calling him? Like everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me...... Right on... If you got through to him, what would you ask him? What would you talk about? I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom. hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies. Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza... At least you have given it some thought. peace, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1378149 United States 05/11/2011 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1378149that'll be kind of difficult for you with your face pushed into the pillow. Haha, Jesus buttsecks. What has two thumbs and definitely isn't getting raptured? ............. this guy. sorry to inform you...you've already been raptured. fact is those people are liars of the worst type. the rapture occurred over a 72-day period beginning 12/27/2006 and 3/9/2007. a bunch of assholes used a Trojan Horse to hitch a ride to this world. those very same assholes created this 21st of May thing most likely as way of telling their own people that their bullshit has come to a complete end. so there you have it...make of YOUR life what you want... Some asshole must have really been dragging his feet on the paper work if it took three months to wrap up the whole Rapture project. Oh also, what? Divorces and Marriages take time... besides...when you have all the time in the world, what's the rush? people should learn to take their time and enjoy. |
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(OP) User ID: 1368703 United States 05/11/2011 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ScrodiddlesLike everyday. He never returns my texts either. I sent him a macaroni picture of us holding hands on a ferris wheel and he posted it on his blog so that everyone could make fun of me...... Right on... If you got through to him, what would you ask him? What would you talk about? I don't know. Transformers I guess. Maybe ask him to prom. hehe... I see. Thanks for the replies. Some folks give more thought to getting though to the pizza guy and what they want on their pizza... At least you have given it some thought. peace, I have actually thought about it a lot and I just can't really come to a conclusion on what Jesus really has to add to my life. I am happy already and know that I will live forever in one form or another so adding Jesus into the equation is sort of like tossing an ice cube into a pool. Trivial and pointless. Last Edited by Scrodiddles on 05/11/2011 11:30 AM I am in search of Truth, but still emptying my cup. |
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