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Earthquake Dooooooooom!
 User ID: 82631556  United States02/09/2024 09:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float, hard as woodpecker lips. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken !  This is a tomato plants in situation! Shave everything you can! Shave the kids and then put them down! Shave the wife and make sure she shaves her cat! Smoothness is the key for panic sex! Time to assemble the Fandango Rangers! They might know what to do! Last Edited by Earthquake Dooooooooom! on 02/11/2024 07:13 AM Earthquake Dooooooooom! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 85543959  France02/09/2024 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! Where? |
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User ID: 69279916 United States02/09/2024 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! Where? Somewhere. It says in the OP. Let’s make it 110. XIV |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 85543959 France02/09/2024 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! Where? Somewhere. It says in the OP. Thanks, I didn't see that. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 84774389  Canada02/09/2024 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! doom is on.. ! do we get to pick where? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79751157  United Kingdom02/09/2024 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! Your face typed this? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74512209 United States02/09/2024 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! There will be 6 0 quake in Hawaii and Another one in Malibu CA. I say this with tears rolling down my cheeks as I look for a way to silently fart in a room full of Martians. |
| Earthquake Dooooooooom!
(OP) User ID: 85530641 United States02/10/2024 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! No one cares if you have tears streaming down your face as you type this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74530049 Click bait. Nah, OP's been right a few times actually. One of the few here worth watching, even if his posting style is intentionally silly. Someone gets it ! Perfectly said! Earthquake Dooooooooom! |
| Poot
User ID: 86380019 United States02/10/2024 10:19 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! You are thinking too small bubba. Gonna be over 8. Poot |
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| Tonight We Ride!
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User ID: 86831870 United States02/10/2024 11:00 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] 2/10/2024 -- Live Earthquake Update -- Seismic Unrest spreads -- Don't be scared be prepared! Originally reported at 6.3 Hawaii The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. Winston Churchill Daily Updates Thread: ASS IS IN THE WRINGER - Rolling Updates from 11/16/20 to present (Page 316) |
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| Earthquake Dooooooooom!
(OP) User ID: 82635085 United States02/10/2024 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Can we kick you in the nuts if nothing happens?. Just 2 or 3 kicks would be enough or May be 30 whips in your back would make the job. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84067766 You must be new here lol.. if we must up the ante, I’ll hire the redhead mistress to hang me upside down and strike my nuts 37 times with a rattan cane in slow succession. Haven’t done that in a hot minute ;). Why you ask? Because I’ve been right a lot as of late! And she costs money and times is tough yo! Earthquake Dooooooooom! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82635085 United States02/10/2024 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! Your face typed this? The great rod did. One key at a time ;). Tap tap taproo !  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82570131 United States02/11/2024 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: With tears streaming down my face as it types this. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days! Ahhhhhhhh. As I bathe in green jello washing my beard with A1 sauce the great rod stands and tingles!!! Levitating me 17 feet in the air. The Sun just threw up again! As did the Great Rod and yet I still float. There will be a M7 or greater Earthquake somewhere in the world in the next 7 days . If I am wrong ( and I hope that I am ). I will punch myself in the nuts 37 times in slow succession and quit GLP for 69 hours! The would has been warned ! Earthquake dooooooooooom has spoken ! Quoting: Earthquake Dooooooooom! You are thinking too small bubba. Gonna be over 8.  |
