Help me Cure my boredom

I walk around vapeing and occasionally blow it in people's face to see what they do lol
I love my vape, gives me an excuse to milk the clock.
Oh my manager is fucking his wife's sister.

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I had a trist with my manager when I worked at the liquor store years ago. Kissing in the coolers, sex in the store room. At some point she told me that the password for the POS system was her ss#. A quick look at the personal records and I had the password. Then I could change the price of inventory within the system itself. I lowered the price on key items (30 packs, Hennessy, Grey goose) then sold all that stuff to a local guy that owned and underground jogger club. My best guess is I got away with about 5k. I got super nervous and quit after a few months of that.

have you had to deal with the karma of that yet? it comes, but it comes worse than what you did



to opie - ask your manager for more work, keep moving

Yes. In triplicate. Not for this though, this was a bit of a lark compared to the really dark stuff. I'm still paying this very day.

i hate to hear that and am glad for you - hopefully you won;t have to repeat something like that again! triplicate, that bites, but it is best to learn from our mistakes than to keep repeating them

good luck on your journey

Go get a job in Israel. Problem solved!

So you're a jogger that robs liquor stores?

Purple Kool-Aid is the trick.

Enjoy!

Joggers don't know the word "trist" or "triplicate "

You ever had to drive a 500,000 Bentley in city traffic to deliver it to the customer right after it's just been freshly detailed?


If not, you don't understand the meaning of white knuckle driving.
A pebble or pothole could be career ending. You talk about workplace drama.

When I get super bored I stick forks in power outlets.

I don't drug neither do I try spelling Tryst properly you illiterate buffoon

Double negative in your post kind of steals your thunder bud

I have a pretty good one:

Met a guy my first year here I thought was decent. We connected talking about our boys playing baseball. He ended up telling me his wife and him were having issues a couple years back and he got diagnosed with cancer, and she stuck by him the whole time. Was saying how it fixed his marriage because it made her realize what losing him could be like. Enter the workplace hobag, I mean stinky perfume, horrible amounts of low quality tattoos. Her husband was “murdered” by the police because he was a drug dealer and had a gun. She was shot as well since she was in the car with him and hates all police now. She got a settlement from that incident and instead of using it on their now fatherless three kids, she gets a butt job and goes from being semi fit to having a massive ass and big puffy lips.
So these two meet and start talking, talking turns to flirting, they start fucking around on lunch together. The wife of the guy finds out, after one time begging the 304 on the phone to stop breaking up their family, the 304 tells everyone in the lab that she told her “I’m gonna fuck your husband hard tonight just because you’re annoying me”, like that’s some type of brag. Well dude leaves his family for this chick, they last about a month and he decides he wants to go back to his wife. His wife gives him and ultimatum, quit working there and you can move back in. He does and he’s gone for another month or so, then all of a sudden I see him back. He loses all seniority and lo and behold, he’s back together with hobag. That lasts another month and she tells him she doesn’t want to be together and he needs to quit because she was working here first, and doesn’t want to see him everyday. So he DOES!!! Like a bitch.
Here’s the part I never understood, his wife was very good looking, far more than the 304. And they had multiple kids together. I can’t understand why he would leave them for this nasty skank. So in the shop we used to joke that she is probably pegging him and his wife wouldn’t do that.

That’s my story.

Riot

No one gives a fuck.

hey guess what, I wasn’t talking to you and responded exactly to the topic op posted about. But here is your little pussy ass responding like a classic Dbag to a thread “nobody gives a fuck about”.

Run along little guy.

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That one time you posted on a forum about love drama cause you were horny and decided to rub one out behind a large storage bin in the warehouse because its low traffic and thought no one was looking but your boss was back there too unannounced and saw you slapping around lil peter jr. Fap fap fap fap

Cool story?

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google gametop

I had this cute blonde girl I'd fucked a couple times, got kind of over eager I suppose, because next thing I know she started fucking my brother. She claimed he raped her, which caused a lot of friction between me and my brother. I started dating this Korean chick, but they didn't believe she was real. Once they figured out who it was the blond girl tried to convince her that I was a rapist/manipulator. When that didn't work, she dressed up like the Korean girl and tried to convince me it had been her all along. I still kind of like the blonde, even though I recognize it's sort of toxic. My relationship with my brother is pretty well shot at this point though. He keeps showing up at my work saying he's gonna get me fired and shit. He's a drunk.

When I was 22 I worked 3rd shift at a 7-11 in a pretty shit town.

One night it was just me and the manager there mostly stocking/cleaning. She was in the cooler stocking the windows. The phone rang, it was around 3am. It was a girl panicking on the phone that her mother needed to come get her now. She was freaking out. She just yelled "just tell her to come get me!". Hung up.

I'm now shaken and am of course just thinking of the worst. I RUN to the cooler full sprint, and let me just say, the cooler door is like a saloon door when unlocked...

I should also add that I played 4yrs of football in high school..

She was stocking beer right at the end in front of the door and was bent down stocking the bottom shelf... right in front of the door.

I hit that door with the force so hard, it knocked her flat out. Cold, literally laying on the cooler floor.

I tried to wake her for like 2-3 minutes. Then I called 9-11. She started coming out of it a little, rolling back and fourth holding her head. I just kept telling her help was coming.

Huge hematoma on her forehead. They ask me what happened and I just told the truth. But the female officer "wasn't buying it." I suggest ask her for her daughters number, but she was out of it on the way to the hospital.


Anyway. I gave my boss a severe concussion, and whiplash. Out of work for weeks. Her daughter ended up giving birth on the way to the hospital, and apparently there were complications..

True story.

I worked there for 1 year. That's just one of the fucked up things that happened to me there.

Play switch finger.

Put one finger in your mouth and one in your azz.

Then swich.

This is the best thread of the day. Unpinned, of course. That's OK, I promise would have never looked at it if it was