Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..

They look alike too,
only Jack's teeth were most likely real
at the age of 40. How that Kubrik almost nailed the name of his blonde kid in the movie, i will probably never know.

My father looks allot like Jordan Peterson, they look allmost like twins,
but one hates the bible, the other loves it, one has a feminine voice, the other a more masculine. One talks allot, and often sheds a tear, the other one is cold as ice, tears run away from him, afraid to get him all wet.

Bet ya, Jesus will one day be depicted
as a super buffed up, muscular guy,
with a 6 pack, to atract the gays into Christianity. That one with a long white robe and a beard that walks on water, and hates the homosexuals, aint working.

It will forcw the wanna be Christs to
up their game too...

- So you cure the blind, make miracles,
and hate the homosexuals...big deal!
Wheres your 6 pack?!
...
Haaa, GET OUTTA
MY SIGHT YOU FAKE BUMM!!

Meantime theres an asian guy
in mainland China going:

Jesus was Chinese! Me no walk on water,
me no hate the homo's, meee looves
the doggy dogg pow uaauu, yo hippy hey!

One day, the big question wont be:

Who the hell was the Anti-Christ?

But rather,

Who the hell else wasnt.

Hey guys
Imagines Adolph Hitler had a bible,
and was profecied to come back,
But no one knew the day or the our, neither the demons in heaven but the father.

Fuckin heeell!!

Would you be praying for the

Lord's soon Return?!

Adolph arriving in Berlin,

For a millenium reign, after the rapture

Of the Natzis, while the Annual Love

Rave Parade in full swing.

You know them boys dancing on them trucks

High on estasy, be in hot waters.

Hello im helio de belio....,lol oh sorry im short off,wup to bed

Is the new scifi Mercedes a worm chosen one btw ? With a mountain house ?

Hey guys,

Atleast let me hit that red button, innit?!

In the next life, we tell them,

It was my father's idea.

Thanks allot for the support Olaf,

Some 5 hours too late...

Leaving me here alone with the hienas,

After all ive done for you.

Frozen I, Frozen II...

▪︎▪︎▪︎

Did they Freeze you in the Ist one ?

Common on now, you know by now

I cant show my pain, i cant make you cry.

...because the Yankees (whispers)

(Looks left and right)

(Continues whispering)

Cant stand a cry baby, they werent raised

Like that. Their real men, with hair on

their chest, and proud of their flag,

ready to go to war and kill indians...

Oh sorry...my bad.

A John Wine movie just started on

Channel 11, and entered my field of view.

Daawm...

Atleast accept my father...

He'll show some love, and maybe

You'll get cable subscription,

1st month free.

If i change my name to Yashua,

Or Emmanuel, or something like...

Christopher Baal,

Do you think we could make it happen?

I predict Jordan Peterson will get

Tired of touring around the world,

Sharing his views on the sexuality of

Others and state of world affairs,

Make so many enemies while doing so,

Feel exausted after decades of combating

Hordes of desichotropic, archisimulated,

Desenchauvinics, start a new language by

accident that only he understand,

Feeling completely lonely and sad,

Decides to go full transexual himself,

Changes his name to Omar.

If it doesnt happen,

Blame it on Olaf, cause he's a beast

and a false prophet.

2 in 1.

Olaf will demand to be worshipped.

We can ship him back to the Netherlands.

Hey guys,

Picture Olaf as the Anti-Christ

In the controll room, ready to hit

That red button.

Presses the wrong one, and his own native

Country of Holland, gets blown up.

...

Hey guys,

Lets have my father enter Jerusalem

Sittin on a donkey. That old beast is

a little old, but theres still a little

Judgement on him left.

Zeus will spread love and cable TV.

I guarantee it.

Those women who are now desiring to pee standing, are only proving Darwin's theory of evolution correct all along.

Women are still evolving.

Equalty for all, i say.

Hey guys,

What about this theory:

God created Adam, but he felt lonely

Needing of companionship, so God created Eve.

Eve felt she was created uneaqual, for having to pee on her knees.

God saw the mistake he had made, and took

Adams penis and one testicle and gave it to her.

Needless to say Adam was preeety miffed.

And a rebelion war broke in heaven.

Adam wanted reperations with God,

and God realized the solution was simply

Having created to dicks instead.

Peace on the garden finally was ensured.


Moral of the story...

2 snakes are better than 1.

Hey, i was thinking to prepare another

letter, for a comming new Pope...

Maybe one in Braille, and another one

in Aramaic, just incase he's blind.



No more Christmas cards tho,

Cause it may be too "Pagan" for the

New Christian father.

Do you guys think it could

Be possible to attach some horses

To the Holly fathers wheel chair?!


We could have a Parolympic Game in Rome

and have him arrive in a

Chariot of the Gods for the event.

How about Lionel Messi has Messiah?!

Lets face it, he's Argentian and a nice

guy. Loved by many around the World...

Has credentials as "saviour" for

Argentinians. Wears that famous n.10

That is connected with God and special

"hand outs" in past games.

He's not very tall so folks wont be

too intimidated by his appearance,

and if HE wrote a letter to the current

Pope, im 100% sure, he allready had been

showered with kisses.

Viva Messiah!! DOOONG!!

Common, someone post another Death Metal

video a.s.a.p here pls...

This thread is running outta drama folks,

Lets have some music and upliftment.

Hey Christians,

Why dont you take make father for Jesus?!

He will be the beaat and false messiah,

and you all be

The false prophets.

The end.

Hey Christians,

Why dont you take my father for Jesus?!

He could be the beast and false messiah,

and you all be The false prophets.

Doom on!!