Hello, my name is Helio and im the Sun God of the freemasonic Sun Order..

If any of you, decides to go meet

my father, and he sudenly believes

his Jesus, and decides to quote

Bible verses such as:

"Bring my enemies here, and kill them

before me..."


Do me a massive favour, and come get me,

and let me to BE One of those "enemies".

Just expect, the brawl of the Century,

because he cant handle me, and neither

can any of you.

If you believe in a "God"

that likes to

beat up children,

domestic Animais, and women.

I urge you to go meet him.

I once eard a story, that before i was

born, One of my father's, slighly older

uncle, wich coincidently has a name

that suggest being wiser "Hélder",

once allmost Gave him a beating himself,

for witnessing that "animal" beat up

my 16 year old Mother at that time.

My uncles on my mother's SIDE allmost

killed him, themselves in África...


So if i was my dad...i would BE real

quiet right now, cause im sure those

"Blacker" boys, didnt forget about

those violent days. And i mean...

Real quiet.

Maybe those boys, knew that She was

pregnant at 16...maybe thats what

stopped them from Killing him.

Can you understand now Daddy...

When i say, that if it werent for me,

you wouldnt exist...?!

...BE thanfull Daddy, just BE thanfull.

Just chill dad, just chill...

Enjoy the few years you got left.

Dont worry about a crown of Thorns,

Or a crown big enough to cover your

whole face, comming your way.

Because ONLY a fool would want you

as King Over anyone.

**Correction**

This episode happened in

Portugal, in the small city of Troia (1977)

...You know...I kinda love those

Biblical exagerated stories like

Samson & Dalilah...

Do you really think, that if you

suddenly cut a man's pony tail,

He will suddenly stop fighting lions?!


...Have you asked yourself, why

on earth with you wanna be messing

with lions in the first place...?!

Pony tail or not.

Can you just let that ******** be..?!

What were you Pony tailed God's thinking

fighting with lions like that...?!

Impressing chicks..?!



- Hey babe...I suddenly love you
allot more now. But do you think
you could come back home, with both
Leggs next time...?!
I dont wanna see our sofa, with
permanent blood stains. Thats all.

To think, there are so many

testosterone filled Gods even today

with no leggs, and no arms,

for the thrill of going to kill

"Lions" and "Lambs" out there

in the fields...including inoccent

children.

Boy...if technology

didnt advance for the sake of giving

these "Gods" metalic limbs afterwards,

you would think man's testosterone

were theire own biggest enemy.

And that is, if you exclude the women

pumping your "blood veins" with

a little something else.

Do you guys think, you could

show your "Machoness" next time,

washing the dishes instead..?!


The worse it can happen...

You cut a finger in a glass.

No big deal. But that only happens

to moron dish washers, you should be fine.

War vet comes home one day,

all bruised up, all banged up,

covered in blood. Shows up at home,

and his dad tells him:

- Hey, what happened son?!

Son:

- I dunno dad, really..We were just

playing, some war games...impressing

chicks...Next thing i know...Puffft!

Dad:

- I told you to

Play in front of the house, didnt i?!

Why on earth you had to take a plane

overseas...?!

Do you wanna know whats the biggest

Joke i read in the entire bible...?!

That one that tells there will be wars,

and blood, and pestilance, and famine...

Nations against nations...

Just till that Son of Man comes...

Funnies part is, it doesnt say wich

son or man...Aint that a Joke...?!


....


Do you have any idea, how many son's

men have these days...?! Do ya...?!

I dont think you do...And they have names.

If yall want my father to be

either that good dad or that good son,

who brings peace. You might wanna

go ask him whats his name,

and what was he doing in Africa playing

soldier boy, holding machine guns

ready to kill people, all in the name

of Colonialism. And before your wondering,

Nope!...My father's real name aint Jesus.

Try icehokey shoulder bump woooohhh,thats difficult

Try woohh
.

I played icehockey for a year,best sport i did besides summer field hockey

And as kid i walked on freckled ice,woah with try rain with ith as sphere layer

Awsome fantasy try in the end l..l

Have you ever played dumb & dumber

on an ice ring, or just online here?!

Nobody hurts me more than you Olaf...

Dawm, your a real pain.

A real test of pacience, and perserverance

Hey Olaf...

Was it a Moil or a Mohel,

that circumsized you from

the neck upwards...?!


In Portguese that father

is spelled diferently.

Hey momma...

Do you suddenly believe your Sun here is God momma...??

What made you change your mind...??

Rumours that i wrote a letter to the Vatican...??

Was that what made you believe in me, momma..??

Really..??

Hummm...Your something else you know...

Maybe you should go and re-watch That Kubrik's

'The Shinning'.

You see that woman in the movie, being chased around

by a mental disturbed Psychopath...???

Well...thats symbolic of my father, the one you love

and hate. And that little blond boy, with a shirt that

says 'Appolo', ridding a tractor all-over the place,

its symbolic of your Sun here, momma.

Go and choke on that one, and don't forget to

Wisper to yourself:

'Kill, kill, kill...'

because i know your fascinated with death.

You go and try Ice-Hokey Olaf,

I hear they like to punch each other in the face.

Would you like them to punch you in the face Olaf..??

Hey Olaf...

Would you like to meet my parents...??


Could you please tell me, wich of the two

is Dumb & Dumber...??

Would you do that for me Olaf...??

Would you help me...??

I tried myself, but it was too hard to tell.

*Correction*

'One of my father's, slightly older

brother...' (My uncle)

Funny you mention 'Hockey' Olaf,

Did you know that, this form of sport

originated in Ancient Greece...around 5th Century B.C..??

I prepared a clip here, so you can have a look.

And if you enjoy video games Olaf,

Im presenting one right here, and pls don't troll.

Cause i know, sometimes, you just cant Help it.