Your luggage being handled by Qantas …

The other guys are fine. It’s just that one asshole.

Reminds me of this video from a while back..

Red Bull gives him baggage rage

Hope he got his sorry arse fired.

I only smashed them if they were overweight, otherwise I treated them like they were my own.

They also were first with a policy to keep unaccompanied minors from sitting next to men. So I ended up sitting next to some crazy bitch who couldn't keep her fucking old lady hands off me for HOURS!!!

I even asked to be reseated but it was 'against policy' Fuck them!

Hahahaha!!!!

AWESOME!!!

The bag and baggage dudes don’t give a shit, and neither would I at this point. The airlines and airports are nothing but a prison system designed around nothing but LIES and MISERY.

Even if you show up several hours early for your flight, there is no guarantee the airlines will honor their agreement to fly for you. They are known to LIE THEIR ASSES OFF about anything and everything now, and will lie to your face about “the weather” being responsible for you NOT BEING ALLOWED to go where you paid IN ADVANCE the dishonest fuckers to take you. If you don’t like being lied to all day long, then I suggest you stay the fuck out of airports.

Surprised one of those bags didn’t burst open like in this funny Simpsons clip:

What the fuk is a qanta?

looks staged to me.

FROM FIGHT CLUB... THROWERS....IM SORRY THROWERS?....BAGGAGE HANDLERS. UH.

GET THIS FUCKN CLIP UP 'ERE!~

They should make a game out of it.

The man who throws the bag the hardest and longest distance wins an extra 5 minutes on his break.

A bonus 5 minutes if breaking or crunchingsounds are heard in the baggage as it lands on the concrete floor.

what do you think happens in restaurants with your food?

how about with your dog at the dog hotel? or your kids at school?

what happens on your desk when you are not at work?

what happens to your wife when you are at work?

thats a weird redbull commercial

Just buy american made samsonite luggage u cheaap ass monkees

Yeah, it's either guys on the line or on the tarmac causing havoc.


And guarantee the dude to the rescue is mostly likely an AC.

Ace Ventura: Baggage Handler



This one made me laugh. TIMBERRRRRRRRR!!!!

And that's why you NEVER put anything valuable or electronic in your checked baggage.

I always bring my $3000 laptop on the plane with me.

Lol good one....How old are you to remember an ad from 1980 dude? lol

I was a young kid and loved this one when it came out

Thats complete bullshit and should be "sacked" as you limeys would say

job for automation or robots.

So at least 50% of the baggage handling staff are trying to purposely and unnecessarily break your shit.

The Baggage Handling Monkey's Union hates you.


Last Edited by BrainGuy: Q* on 12/03/2022 07:42 PM

You beat me to it! I was gonna say they must have seen those old ads and it was a case of MONKEY SEE - MONKEY DO! lol

Am I the first with this?


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Ball smasher.