WOW - I’ve been invited to join The Illuminati !!!!

Some are anyway

schizophrenia:

[link to www.haaretz.com (secure)]


Alien factions run this planet. Not sillyminati.

so just go prank elsewhere, millennial NPC meatbot

no.

try Swiss alps. Lake Geneva, Lucern, Basel....

then try NZ, + other Pacific enclaves...
then try Canada, Mexico, South America...

do research before you bleed your fingers with urban myths, folks!

I’m sure you’re aware, and if not, you should notice that when these types of emails begin any sentence with “Kindly”, it’s a Nigerian scam. They’re getting quite creative finding ways to get your information, but it’s just to further their fraud and scam activities. Don’t email them back.

illuminati tap
they don't spam

I too have just received an invite via Twitter:

❤️Welcome TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI.🔺

Greetings to you.
Are you ready to Join the illuminati for wealth fame power ,protection, Wisdom and all your desires. Apply For Illuminati Membership Today And Enjoy The Benefits. Join us today and start receiving $500,000 as first membership benefit. Also more await.

Kindly reply yes
If interested or to know more about the organization.

Note!!! Distance is not a barrier to join the Illuminati and no human sacrifice
9:38 AM

It's about time Josh. Do you want my bank details or are you sending a cheque?
9:39 AM

What cheque?
9:40 AM

For the $500,000 membership benefit
9:41 AM

You must be initiated before you can receive that benefit
9:41 AM
I'm allergic to satanic worship. Can I not just sit at the side and clap a bit?

The Illuminati is an elite organization of world leaders,business authorities, and other influential members of this planet. Our collective unites influences of the world in an unrestricted and private domain, free of political, religious, and geographical boundaries to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole. While our operations require anonymity for the safety of our members, we strive to create a better understanding between us and the people we have been entrusted to
protect.
9:45 AM

Awesome. How do I sign up?
9:46 AM

i want you to know the centel things which we don't require
or accept as a member of the Illuminati brotherhood.. First we don't affect sacrifices or killing.. We don't sell out souls.. And we don't affect anyone religion we work sorely of the benefits and protection of human species, Do you wanna join the Illuminati brotherhood and become wealthy rich successful and powerful in everything you're doing in life..al these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye 👁👁
9:46 AM

Yes, I've stated that would be awesome. Could my membership be fast-tracked? I am special
9:47 AM

Yes it will
🔥
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You need to communicate with the grand master of the Illuminati brotherhood so he can help you register as a full member of the Illuminati brotherhood are you on WhatsApp so you can communicate with the grand master ??
9:49 AM

I would like to be Grand Master. Do I simply challenge him to a duel?
9:50 AM

You will need to communicate with him on WhatsApp
Are you on WhatsApp?
9:51 AM

Yes, what is the Grandmasters telephone number

Last Edited by Verdon on 11/04/2022 06:25 AM

Congratulations??? I THINK???

What are your qualifications to become a member that they
SEEK YOU to joining.

They have the POWER of money and FAME so it is not your money.

You must be FAMOUS or have in their eyes POWER a mover and shaker.

Why else do they want people like you???

Not an honor

HEre is a link with more information.....
[link to nortedesantander.gov.co (secure)]

First way to join illuminati brotherhood to make you rich, power & fame call +27815693240
The Illuminati society is a society or an organization of rich and fame people in the world .are political and religious leaders, musician, footballers and business people that operates above political and geographical
restrictions for the benefits of human life. Its a society which is against poverty and suffering. so our aim is to reduce poverty and suffering in the society.
Get all all you need after joining Illuminati brotherhood now for money, power and fame and other benefits on your choice of what you want,

Die you coward f*ggot

Lol

Damn

You seem to have a good memory


What do you know of Rh Factor.
Seems the truth has been changed

No agreeing with the silly part lol.but I wanna know.

Moron.

You're an idiot.

Offer you to rule the world, but cannot afford a branded domain with an email server

Hey OP, did you help the Nigerian prince too?

What do you have to offer to the Illuminati anyways?

Did you western union the enrollment fee to Nigeria yet?

Cool, now you get to join the gay for pay and evil for pay club!

congratulations, you get to be gay and evil!

tight butthole I'm guessing

Wow, congrats! I hear the cheese plates at their meet-and-greets are to die for.

You filthy peasant!

I have been in contact with a Nigerian prince who is locked out of his castle. He has offered me to be a queen if I send him 2000 to replace his key. I have also won the uk lottery through Google .

Bow down to my richness

My son who has 56 credits on IMDB as a movie/tv star has been asked as well. Almost the same wording.

And here is the follow up e-mail, as promised:

Dear influential, add ( [email protected] ) to your email contacts. Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails. Adding us to your email contacts or clicking on non-spam can alleviate this error.

We are delighted to have the journey of your life lead you to discover our organization and would like to explain a brief introduction to our fellowship of The Illuminati.
Maybe you've found one of our limbs in the flesh. Or maybe not; we value anonymity, see and know everything exactly as a shepherd sees and knows the whole flock, our eyes scanning the masses to identify any threat to the survival of the human species of our members. We are the bearers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the Pyramid, the Eye, the Light, and the Eternal Circle. We are the Illuminati.

The Illuminati is a collective of prominent figures from around the world who have come together to protect human species from extinction. Our members carry the weight of a planet's leadership with the life of 7 billion in their hands. As the human continues to rise above its other animal counterparts, the planet's rule has turned into a daunting task.

Once a member, the requirements are unimpeded and often spaced between many years. Our requests are simple and therefore may not be difficult to understand, but disloyalty is not tolerated. You should understand this before applying. Members must fulfill their oaths to the Illuminati under all circumstances and recognize that they are only a part of a much larger universal design.

For centuries, our organization has separated individuals from the group's political, financial, or cultural influence and established them as shepherds of the human species. Perhaps you have already proven yourself in these fields. For this, the Illuminati officially congratulate you. Your dedication gives hope for the future of the human species.

Hence fort you are advice to keep the content of all our email to you as top secret and confidential to yourself alone in order to avoid drastic turn out by revealing any email of The Illuminati Brotherhood Empire.
If you would like to continue your application, start by filling out the form below. It will add you to our list of potential candidates for Illuminati membership; we will contact you if we require more information.


1) Full name: ...........
2) Nationality: .........
3) Country of residence: ...........
4) State / City: .............
5) Home address: ............
6) Telephone number: .............
7) Occupation: ...........
8) Age: ............
9) Gender: ..........

Tell us little about yourself. No dirty game, no human sacrifice and no evil... It's a brotherhood of peace, a great group of illumination Lighting.

We await your response.


Sincerely.
DUNSHIE, JAY PATRICK (MR.)
(Initiation Agent)
Official Contact E-mail: [email protected]
Call / WhatsApp Telephone Number: +919643356158
The Illuminati Members Satisfaction Is Guaranteed.
Thanks for CONTACTING THE ILLUMINATI.

One would expect the Illuminati to have better grammar…or perhaps this in and of itself is a sign.

Great! Wonderful opportunity to test the latest in suicide vests.

Best of luck

Good for you!

I know you will make a good addition to the Brotherhood.

cool larp bro

It'll only cost you your soul. What could possibly go wrong ...