Are you prepared to meet your maker?

I don't care who you think your maker is. Not my job.

Well, I care, but it's not my business, really. The maker gets it. The maker understands how we operate.

Annnnnnyway.

Who or whatever you perceive the maker to be, get ready to meet him. Or her. Or whatever.

Better start working on your story.

As in get your story straight. The makers pretty good at seeing through the bullshit.

Keep it simple, act like you mean it, and you'll be fine.

Oh. When you talk, look the maker in the eye. Don't be looking around, left and right and up and down while you tell him your bullshit story.

Look the maker in the eye and you believe that bullshit.

Good luck.

That'll be $50.