Why Don't Birds Fly to the Moon?

NASA, they first need to undergo green screen training

They don't have the ability to go there silly goose.

No oxygen for their little bird lungs...

Their beaks don’t afford them the dexterity needed to build rockets.

There's no food there.

It's too far away but probably been tried unsuccessfully millions of times

Ahhh.... makes perfect sense! But, what about the cheese? Bad for their tummies?

Even if there was food, there's no freshly washed cars to poop on.

ah, only 'Alice' can make it there.

The cheese would give them smelly little birdie farts.

Same reason why people don't fly to the moon...We can't!!!

Some kid asked me this very question many years ago and he was about 9 years old so...

just maybe they do...

Not to mention 'bird bath's' good point! Still, with the gravity difference, they would be 'light as a feather' on the moon so, That would mean that they could fly faster right? Also, they could probably take a look back at the Earth and be able to tell if it was round or flat... am I wrong?

9-year-olds are SO brilliant! (like me!!!!) lol

Very good point... How would we know? I know! Let's ask NASA!!!

doh! birds are FROM the moon ya goof - they immigrated to earth!

No you are not wrong

Ahhhhhhhhh.......... Never thought of that!

bro they just weren't built for that

Not 'built' for it? They have wings! and, in the rare case that they don't... they could just drink some Red Bull.

If they are light as a feather, that means their feathers would be exponentially lighter. Mind blown!
Birds would definitely have a 'bird's eye view' but turkeys only see in 2D. To them the earth would appear to be both round and flat. Fish apparently perceive everything to be round due to the lenses on their eyes.

Nasa found prehistoric chicken eggs on Moon

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but turkeys only see in 2D. To them the earth would appear to be both round and flat

I would trust a fish before I would trust a turkey when it comes to flat earth versus round earth. Fish can fly... On the other hand, turkeys can not fly... (for the most part).

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but turkeys only see in 2D. To them the earth would appear to be both round and flat

I would trust a fish before I would trust a turkey when it comes to flat earth versus round earth. Fish can fly... On the other hand, turkeys can not fly... (for the most part).


I guess it would depend on the fish. It would be challenging for me to put trust in a sucker, or any bottom feeder for that matter. On the other hand, turkeys are supposedly loyal.

Is that why they have fly fishing? To catch flying fish? I always thought it was to catch flys but couldn't understand why they didn't call it fly flying. Or, why you wouldn't just use a fly trap.

They know it’s a hologram.