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How Did Your Parents Meet? Cute/Funny/Strange? All Stories Welcomed

 
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They were in eighth grade together and lived two blocks apart.
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nevermind i would never even think im just drunk
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Mine grew up next to each other so they knew from early childhood on.

Father dies 4 years back, mom only a couple weeks back.

Sad that they are gone but they had a good timeline- Born at the end of WW2 so they could live a life in a world that was relatively peaceful ... ay world that is probably over for the time being.
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None of your business. These websites pilfer info.
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My father was an installer for BELL Telecommunications during the 1950's & 1960's when Canada and the US linked the telecom together, he also invented the DDD device for BELL and it brought him great status.

My Father was staying in Montreal at a hotel DT resting up for work and there was a Strip Club and he went and checked it and hooked up with featuring GO GO Dancer and that's my mother. She was a hot ticket back in her day..

Father, Professor/Scientist
Mother, Go GO Dancer.
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My mom was a "groupie" and followed this band around even before they hit it BIG TIME in the 80's (multi platinum, multi album, multi top 40 charts).

She fell in love with my dad and the feeling was mutual with him!

So yeah some band "groupies" CAN find gold! It's a rarity though. LOL
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So you not only want us to believe that you're loaded, but that you're Vince Neal's son?

tard
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LMAO! Nice one, but wrong. Think more along the lines of early to mid 80's pop / top 40s genre, but still listenable and frequently played on "oldies" stations today.

And no, I'm hardly "rich" by today's metrics. Dad's no longer around and it's funny how rapidly the royalties drop off when a member of a band passes...
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My uncle was in the same platoon as my dad during Vietnam. They became good friends and brought my dad home with him while on leave. He introduced my dad to my mom, they hit it off and my mom wrote him letters while he was in Vietnam. They married before his 2nd tour. I was born during his 3rd tour.
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Catholic Church dance. They got married in a fever…..hotter’n a pepper sprout………….
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Catholic Church dance. They got married in a fever…..hotter’n a pepper sprout………….
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LOL!
I always heard a version of that one: Hotter'n a nanny goat in a pepper patch.

Cool story either way!
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5 gold stars
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NO. Is a complete sentence.
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My parents danced and my mother said he never talked the whole time they met and danced all night.
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your parents aren't going to tell you, your Dad was a creeper hiding in the gas station bathroom and he kidnapped your mom
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There must of been a meeting of OCD, raging narcissistic, selfish psychotic assholes.

So I guess they both showed up, got married and spent 25 completely miserable years making themselves and everyone around them suffer.
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Was told it was a supernatural experience. Lol
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My mom actually liked my dads brother first, but it turned out he was gay. Lol.

But here is the funny part.

On my mom and dads first date, they went to the zoo to have a picnic.

My dad trying to be cool, tried to shoosh away the peacocks walking around, he threw a rock at one. He hit it in the head killed it.

My dad killed a peacock at the zoo with a rock in front of my mom on their first date.


My dad was a fucking Neanderthal. Lol.

I miss him so much.
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Mom was going to be deported because her visa was ending. Talked my dad into marrying her so she could stay. He regretted it dearly.
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My mother was a waitress in my father's restaurant. He was married. She was young and naive.

He got her pregnant. She believed he would leave his wife. He did, but not for her.

He paid for her to go to one of those bad girl homes.

Took me fifty years to find my mother. When I did she contacted the sperm donor but he never wanted to meet me.

He's gone now.

Now aren't you glad you asked?
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According to my dad, he had a "harem" of women who were after him all the time when he was like 26 - and I'm not gonna lie, he was an attractive Italian guy in northern Minnesota back in the 70's...

but although he liked these women fawning over him, he saw my mom walking through a local club carrying a tray (she was a server) and he was smitten and told everyone around him that he was going to marry her. Specifically he noticed her walking away, her backside is what got him.

They were married 50 years before he passed away.
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My Mom was three years younger than my Dad and had a crush on him since she was 12, but didn't know him. In her late teens she called a Taxi, and my Dad was just starting off as a cabbie, as picked her up. She gave him her # and the rest is history.
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Swiping right on the toilet… giggity
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My dad knocked my mom up and then split, when she gave birth she had 2 babies instead of 1, my dads father made him marry my mother. I was the 3rd child, they stayed married 16 years.
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My mom was a "groupie" and followed this band around even before they hit it BIG TIME in the 80's (multi platinum, multi album, multi top 40 charts).

She fell in love with my dad and the feeling was mutual with him!

So yeah some band "groupies" CAN find gold! It's a rarity though. LOL
 Quoting: Obi Won


So you not only want us to believe that you're loaded, but that you're Vince Neal's son?

tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84026375


LMAO! Nice one, but wrong. Think more along the lines of early to mid 80's pop / top 40s genre, but still listenable and frequently played on "oldies" stations today.

And no, I'm hardly "rich" by today's metrics. Dad's no longer around and it's funny how rapidly the royalties drop off when a member of a band passes...
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Well you sound nice.
Sorry for being obnoxious! cheers

None of your business. These websites pilfer info.
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putin-thiss

You hafta wonder what possesses these OP's lately: they're eveywhere. It's like they got hacked!? 1dunno1
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Dad was loitering outside a Planned Parenthood, Mom was tear stricken.
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They went to boarding prep schools. Father in one and mother in the other. They met at a mixer.
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My grandparents will be the one I share.
Was during WW2. My grandma met him at a dance hall in Orlando. They danced and talk she told him that she was working at a grocery store.
The next day my Grandpa met her at lunch and walked her back to work. He pointed over at the courthouse and asked her what that building was. He was a local so he exactly what it was. She told him it was the courthouse and he said "Ok soon as you get out of work let's get married."
She finished her shift met him there and they got married. They stayed married for 53 years until he passed away.
She passed two years later still very much in love with him.
Proud member of the angry mob since 2009.
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My grandmother was a 6th grade teacher in Georgia, her daughter (my mom) was in 5th. My dad failed my grandmothers six grade class and got held back to my moms class. 10 years later he showed up to pick her up for a date after they starting sending letters and visiting in college. Almost 40 years later they’re still kicking it. lolsign
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At a family reunion,..
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My mom was a "groupie" and followed this band around even before they hit it BIG TIME in the 80's (multi platinum, multi album, multi top 40 charts).

She fell in love with my dad and the feeling was mutual with him!

So yeah some band "groupies" CAN find gold! It's a rarity though. LOL
 Quoting: Obi Won


So you not only want us to believe that you're loaded, but that you're Vince Neal's son?

tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84026375


LMAO! Nice one, but wrong. Think more along the lines of early to mid 80's pop / top 40s genre, but still listenable and frequently played on "oldies" stations today.

And no, I'm hardly "rich" by today's metrics. Dad's no longer around and it's funny how rapidly the royalties drop off when a member of a band passes...
 Quoting: Obi Won


Well you sound nice.
Sorry for being obnoxious!
cheers

None of your business. These websites pilfer info.
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putin-thiss

You hafta wonder what possesses these OP's lately: they're eveywhere. It's like they got hacked!? 1dunno1
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Cheers Mate!hf
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My uncle riz the mobster set my folks up. Dad worked for him.
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Mom was a contestant in the miss snowball beauty pageant and dad was one of the judges.





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