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How Did Your Parents Meet? Cute/Funny/Strange? All Stories Welcomed

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/14/2022 11:18 PM
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Probably a covertly arranged marriage just like mine was.


How did your marriage work out being arranged by others?
Just very curious.
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really?? you had an arranged marriage?? or an arranged meeting?
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09/14/2022 11:48 PM

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Was told it was a supernatural experience. Lol
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09/14/2022 11:49 PM
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My mom was a "groupie" and followed this band around even before they hit it BIG TIME in the 80's (multi platinum, multi album, multi top 40 charts).

She fell in love with my dad and the feeling was mutual with him!

So yeah some band "groupies" CAN find gold! It's a rarity though. LOL
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09/14/2022 11:51 PM
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My dad was mid 30s and hired my mom as a 18 year old secretary.
Knocked her up soon thereafter.
Married over 40 yrs before he died of sepsis from infected sores.
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09/15/2022 12:03 AM
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In the looney bin..no joke ..lol
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09/15/2022 12:10 AM

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I went to a Party with my Dad and left with my Mom.
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09/15/2022 12:12 AM
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It was good for both of them hf
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Circus. Both rode tricycles, juggled, and did trapeze performances after being kidnapped from remote Amazon rainforests.
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09/15/2022 12:13 AM
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They were off world and ran into each other. They were the same species and hit it off.
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09/15/2022 12:46 AM
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Lets lighten up GLP with hopefully good old fashioned romantic stories.
 Quoting: NotStarvingActress


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they met the cotton plantation, love from the first sight



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09/15/2022 01:17 AM

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My parents met in high school. They were married 61 years. Mom died 6 a week after their 61st anniversary.
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09/15/2022 01:43 AM

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I went to a Party with my Dad and left with my Mom.
 Quoting: kingwally


Haha that's cute :)
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A grateful dead concert most likely.
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Lets lighten up GLP with hopefully good old fashioned romantic stories.
 Quoting: NotStarvingActress


I think they both liked crack or meth or something. He probably supplied her with drugs which in turn turned into a sexual relationship and then BAM an unwanted/unplanned child.
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High school. Everyone thought my mom and dad belonged together. The “perfect couple, prom king and queen and both from the highest social standing families. They eloped after graduation while mom was supposedly vacationing in Miami with her girlfriends. Kept it secret until mom got pregnant, dad freaked and split and family lawyers got involved. They were divorced before I was even born and grandpa sold his company and moved the family to another state. For years, when I’d ask about my dad, I was told, “ We don’t speak of that”. It wasn’t until I was a teen that I found out.
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All I know is, I was conceived in a field in Middleton, Leeds, England.

Sounds a bit crude on first hearing, but the field was very beautiful in September, so I would not have it any other way, nature.
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Father was in Air Force. Went off base to a bar with a friend as his wing man as the friend was meeting a woman and her friend.

My mother was the friend. She got really drunk and spilled an ashtray in my father's lap. He got annoyed and almost left. His buddy begged him to stay.

He stayed and took my mother home.

They were married less than three months later.
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Mom was a bootycall
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“My names Elvis”

“Really?”

The end.

:-)
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I was sitting in the college lounge studying for a test when I heard the activities director call my name - his office was just off the lounge.

He was standing with the more incredible blonde bombshell I have ever seen in my life. He said that she wanted to join a co-ed volleyball team. He said "don't you have a team she can play on?" I said sure, she could play on our team.

I didn't have a team...

So I got her name an number and told her I'd call with the next practice time. Damn - she was beautiful.

After she left, I obviously needed to find other members of the 6-person volleyball team. I had guy friends that would play, but I needed two more females to complete the team. I started asking any random female that walked by and found one more. Then I approached the dorm desk and found another.


I never saw that blonde again - but married the random female that happened to be working the dorm desk that day. We actually won the league and are still married 34 years later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30194388


Awesome!
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I don't know. I wasn't even alive then.
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Lets lighten up GLP with hopefully good old fashioned romantic stories.
 Quoting: NotStarvingActress


sni
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my son looks just like me

my daughter looks nothing like me , but just like my best friends son...

I will always love her .

Fuck my life
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This what devotion is .

really shitty she had a 23 me test and it left out 1/4 or my heritege

i just said the test is shit.

I think she figured it out and stopped the family tracking .
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09/15/2022 05:03 AM
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How would i know? *I* happened not to be born back then!!!


ALSO:


WHY THE FUCK is this complete SHIT thread pinned? wtf:

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My mom was a "groupie" and followed this band around even before they hit it BIG TIME in the 80's (multi platinum, multi album, multi top 40 charts).

She fell in love with my dad and the feeling was mutual with him!

So yeah some band "groupies" CAN find gold! It's a rarity though. LOL
 Quoting: Obi Won


So you not only want us to believe that you're loaded, but that you're Vince Neal's son?

tard
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They both liked horse racing and named me after a racehorse.
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How Did You Parents

how did

you parents


please expand this stupid
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Cherries dad met Cherries other dad at a truckstop glory hole.

It was poo at first sight.

9 months later Cherries first dad had a massive shit.

And they called it Sharon.
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