Are you a heterophobe?

Super Straight for life over here...

reverse psychology, I like it.

I'm a phobe of anything that triggers my feel feels.

Mt answer is no to your questions, but I'm a "heterophobe".

Sick of heterosexuality being rammed down my throat from heterosexuals.

Sick of heterosexuals judging, bad mouthing, being total fucking assholes towards anyone that isn't a quaint little heterosexual.

So, FUCK YOU.

OP you glow from 1000 thousand miles.

All serious GLPers know blue names that only make HATE Threads are see eye a mfers

"Soon, to prove that that you are not homophobe, you will have to suck dicks."
From Orelsan. Famous french rapper.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Does seeing a happy family playing with their children make you feel upset because you can never have that? You must be a heterophobe.

Does seeing a man and woman kissing give you the urge to persecute them, you must be a heterophobe.

LMAO

5-Star Post OP

Half (at least) of you "heterosexuals" are fucking Bi anyway. You're just too cowardly to admit it.

And for the true heterosexual men out there (probably 25% of people), how that pussy working out for you? Get fucked over in the divorce yet?

Single? Getting any pussy? I didn't think so.

So go fuck yourself.

banging your hand all day doesn't make you straight, it makes you ghey for yourself

You follow the lowest Standard of Sexual Perversity, and will soon regret it.

first you claim 10%... now 50???? wishful thinking gets you nothing but the bullshit...

Have you been rejected by the opposite sex? - YES

Do you have blue hair? - Only on Tuesdays*

Do you cringe when you see a male and a female kiss? - NO

Do you feel the need to wave a flag and announce to everyone that you are not heterosexual? NO

You might be a heterophobe. - NOPE


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Reciprocity is our best bet against the efforts of the agents of subversion.

When possible, educate your fellow citizens on how they may detect a possible agent of subversion. Refer them to the interviews done with Mr. Yuri Bezmenov about the topic.

And if Jesus scares you, and christians makes you angry, and you start yelling, cursing, trolling or behave like the ones you probably claim ancestry to (the chimps), youre a christophobe.

Last Edited by Just†Me on 07/27/2022 03:56 PM

BS homie,
nobody is ramming heterosexuality down anyones throat.
No-one is doing hetero strip shows for children.
Nobody is hosting pride parades for hetero's

Matter of fact most hetero people (and some gay people) keep their bedroom business in the bedroom where it belongs.

I've got zero issue with what kind of sex anyone likes, to each their own. But that shit belongs in the bedroom, not in elementary school classrooms.

is that really too much to ask?

cmon now. Let us all keep our sexual preferences to ourselves! how bout dat?

stop talking in their language. no such thing as super straight, they're the fucking weirdos , keep talking normal

You know what's really funny?

I called a liberal a heterophone and a Christaphobe...

The person's head nearly popped off his shoulders....LOL

That can't stand being called what they are.

What if i cringe when I see Joe Biden kiss little girls?

THIS...

Pedophilia is how homos reproduce. They die out if they don't abuse little kids.

it's a deal ...

don't ask, don't tell ...

Nothing wrong with being a homophobe at all. Just as any normal person would retch at the thought of eating da poo poo.

Divorce is the badge of an honest hetero man.

When one of my friends at the beach is runnin off at the mouth, someone is sure to cut him off sayin, "You sound like my third wife".

Arr arr arr.