Chinese Deploy Two Nukes Aiming at DC and Texas

Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel

Texas is ready i would assume

Two is one and one is none

They can’t make a nuke big enough for Texas



I completely understand vaporizing DC, but Texas?

I remember an article in the Houston Press years ago... think it was in the 90s, saying Target here. Bottom line - The oil refineries and chemical plants. A hit would start a devastating chain reaction, take out the port of Houston, etc.

Walker Texas Ranger? Hello. Fucking Chuck Norris. The man is a walking natural destruction.

2 Weeks?

Ever since Musk replanted his operation in Texas, there’s been nothing but bad luck for Texans. I’m guessing despite building a factory in China and promising to build his next electric cars there wasn’t even enough to want them nuke the Starlink guidance and mission control. They better ask Mexico to play the role of peacemaker.

Oh yeah, that just proves it huh? FFS

Video maker is yanking your fear chain.

Texas.

We intimidate them..

Texas produces more energy than all the other states. Double the amount of second place, which is Florida.

exactly,watch this math.
people migrate to energy.texas is energy,austin is best city in texas,austin will be a megacity.

Texas no!
DC Si!

you claim that hey only just recently are aiming nukes at dc and texas.

that seems kind of silly for you to believe.

hell why not blowup your largest customer.

Texas has military bases with similar.

We have certain things pointed at them, they have the same pointed back at ours.

Oh really? Then why are they building a semiconductor plant in Sherman TX that they just won the bid on? Abbott quietly announced this yesterday that the company globitech (Chinese parent company working under a different name) was opening up another plant supposed to bring in like 4 billion revenue

Well Texas doesn't do anything to China

The administration in the us hates Texas and China supposedly wants to nuke it. Weird

They send 2, USA sends 500 back...that checks out.

2 nukes would never make it....star wars is real, and i dont mean the movie...lasers my friend, lasers...