Something just went BEZERK in the Economy. Bitcoin just sunk a French Shitcoin!

In soviets ussa anAl Schwab klaus yooooo

so we can expect the woke crowd to be fighting over bananas and throwing excrement soon?

Technically China was the first to do anal swabs.

The virus lives longer in excrement or the anus than in the respiratory tract. Perhaps the newly yet to be renamed, virus of the week is similar, Im sure you'll all bend over laughing, until it happens...

All this probing aliens have to be involved!

back to important stuff though...According to sources...vaxxed sperm cant swim anymore, so nobody should fear backdoor booty...or as proclaimed by Lil Nas X today...your BUSSY.

Luckily interest rates and gasoline prices will be much higher than your chance of catching, or dying to this dread disease!

Have no fear GLP...China announced they have intercepted Alien transmissions...

So help should be arriving shortly...

yes they will have anal probes, but reading the above should alleviate your hesitancy to get on the ships...its for humanitarian purposes only!

Also there is a a sale on impossible burgers! Why eat meat when you can eat some unknown substance made in a lab/factory!

You lost about 85% of the visitors to this site.

LOL.

i`ve never seen a bitcoin, does anyone have one? take a picture of it and show it to me i want to see one.

Is anyone a visitor here?

I feel you are either compelled to be here, by destiny (all us long time GLPers...) or you are forced to be here (because your paid shills, disinfo agents, or part of a 3 letter agency).

You dont choose GLP....GLP chooses you! If i live to be a hundred 100 years old (by all accounts I wont d/t vaxx), I will still post here if its on the internet, or brainweb, or whatever we have then...

Also if I won the lotto...I would buy GLP if it ever was in financial dire straights (why I support it with my paid account)

Otherwise I would love just trolling all day as an AC, or even making some super villain account (God Bless CKP).

Anyways...I love you GLP Folk, your my kind of inbred, crazy, zealotry, bipolar type of people (and a ton of you are super nice).

God Bless Clown World!

ok....

5 stars I guess....

and a pin request.... for consideration...
Maybe this will turn into one of those "mega threads"....

GLP started off as a side site where I could look for UFO info... (I had some crazy experiences when younger)

But the crazy grew...

started with an aussie bloke asteroid, followed by Y2K hysteria, followed by 9/11, and just snowballed from there...

2012 was certainly a milestone...literally 13 years later after discovering GLP...

but then THAT DIDNT FRICKEN HAPPEN! (Stupid Mayans and thier shit calendar)...Now I was like maybe NJ Russ has the calendar...

Nostradamus wont be totally disproven until 2048 I believe...

I have to make it to 78 years old to see that be a nothing burger...

Keep me entertained people...I have time to kill.

:fivestars:

I know you dont necessarily like my posts...but you are always a source of entertainment, so I dont mind being the butt of your jokes now and then. Keep up the good work, and I do listen to what you say, and never disbelieve. Everyone needs a rabbit hole to discover how deep things are!

Never stop being ...... You.

The survivors of UN Agenda-21 will need You

Pish ----- Officially added to My Buddy list

Good thread, sums up what's going on in the world.

You're my favorite vax tard. You have sense of humor, a sprinkle of independent intelligent thought, and even get occasional bouts of self awareness. That puts you in the top 1 % of GLP posters in general, but for a vax tard it's simply stellar performance!

Cheers!

Yup. Thats where it all started. Loved Kent, Elaine, and Moose...

What a wonderful strange trip its been!

Dammit! Im not trying hard enough! More Boosters!