Why is Joel Osteen always wearing purple suits like he's royalty or God's gift to the masses? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83126890 United States 05/15/2022 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought he had only the one with 2 flaps on the one side. Turns out, he's got TONS of these. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82851438 Are they Armani? Also what a narrow, narrow man! His suits must be size XS or XXS. Check him out next to his wife (she's HUGE in comparison, and she's average size. Not thin but not fat either, a bit thick) and compare to the other dude, Joel seems bothered every time the guy talks. He has big muscles, Joel has skinny girl arms! It must suck to be such a small, narrow man! Victoria must feel fat next to him! Because he's gay. |
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Keilani
User ID: 83107670 United States 05/15/2022 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have no idea what you're talking about. He's not even wearing purple. That being said, I never trust anyone that "over" smiles or does "hard" smiles. I see a lot of preachers doing that, like Schuller, for example (I think he's dead now though). Smiling is a normal reaction to a natural joy or inner happiness, people who do "forced" smiles are trying to sell you something, that's why salesmen do this a lot. He's not a salesman is he? Think about that..... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 82851438 United States 05/15/2022 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kelli: he's inside my TV as I type in a re-run of the same sermon that was playing when I typed the OP and he's wearing, yet again... PURPLE!!! He ALWAYS wears purple on Sunday AMs sermons. I posted the above because he is NARROW and I've always noticed that about him, but most ppl can't tell the difference on TV. That's why I brought that one here. Turn on your TV and you'll see what I mean! |
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GSB/LTD
User ID: 8080014 United States 05/15/2022 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's FAR more ancient than that! The Roman Emperors -both good and bad- wore broad purple stripes on their togas as an indicator of authority. Last Edited by GSB/LTD on 05/15/2022 12:25 PM |
GSB/LTD
User ID: 8080014 United States 05/15/2022 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOT QUITE! Another popular misconception is that White is a color of purity... in reality, it's symbolic of death. It ALL depends upon which skewed doctrine you believe and follow! Last Edited by GSB/LTD on 05/15/2022 12:28 PM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 82851438 United States 05/15/2022 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What does gold & purple mean? There were people discussing this last year but couldn't find the thread. The colors of Kobe Bryant. What's the obscure meaning? Joel has been wearing a pink tie with his suits lately. I blame Victoria! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 82535561 United States 05/15/2022 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOPE! It was PURPLE!!! Always purple. Funny thing? ALL his YT thumbnails have him in a non-purple suit, LOL! Yet he has never performed in anything other than purple suits. Some have pinstripes or other designs but always purple suits. |
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Judethz
User ID: 79555498 United Kingdom 05/15/2022 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A better question is: "why are you even watching?" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83260994 TV is stupid and Televangelism is even more stupid. 2Pe 2:3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 83256441 United States 05/15/2022 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He is the guy living in the van, down by the river, who saw a gig that could make him rich. Seriously he was BORN into it, like Franklin Graham and Donnie Swaggart. Like the Divine Right of Kings or something. Stick with preachers (if you can find one) who stick to the Word of God like glue, and don't leave ANYTHING OUT, like SIN, RIGHTEOUSNESS and JUDGMENT. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80445049 Russia 05/15/2022 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are always exalting themselves on the backs (and misplaced faith) of the masses. They live essentially parasitically off of their flocks. Which is why you are never allowed to question their scripted belief system. it's sad really. much like life coaching, motivational speakers and even the new age religions of wishful thinking, they depend on people's desperation and their guilt and shame to come to them with the wallets. The truth about this system and much of the religions of this world. but denial is the comfortable lie. the comfortable lie 'believers' tell themselves to feel ok. hard truth. like it or not. disagree or not. it is what it is regardless of what ya think about it. that is truth in a nutshell which is why this world is literally drowning in lies today. |
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ChugALugging
User ID: 83240963 United States 05/15/2022 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe he's turning to be woman?? Revelation 17:4 4 The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality. ha...just joking,maybe he was a ..Prince fan?...Or Candy man? Romans 14:11 It is written: “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God. Revelation 20:15 Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire. |
"Kitkat"
User ID: 80456017 United States 05/15/2022 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never listen to him. On Larry King Live, he refused to say Jesus Christ, The Son of God was the only way to Heaven. So, in my book, he's Satans son. Oh and just bring on the red Karma, your words mean nothing and I could care less. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83259648 United States 05/15/2022 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought he had only the one with 2 flaps on the one side. Turns out, he's got TONS of these. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82851438 Are they Armani? Also what a narrow, narrow man! His suits must be size XS or XXS. Check him out next to his wife (she's HUGE in comparison, and she's average size. Not thin but not fat either, a bit thick) and compare to the other dude, Joel seems bothered every time the guy talks. He has big muscles, Joel has skinny girl arms! It must suck to be such a small, narrow man! Victoria must feel fat next to him! I imagine his wife gets the honor of twisting tight lids off of jars during meal time. "Hey honey, I need you to twist this tight lid off the jar for me again". Probably never did a days worth of manual labor in all his life, other than counting all the money which gullible fools send him. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79301643 Canada 05/15/2022 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He is a false prophet trying to sneak some occult materialist bs in with his nonsense. I'm glad the fall of religion has begun but unfortunately people slide towards these "hip" pop pastors . Quoting: Pandas_UNITE fall of religion? taoism is a religion you raisin tart. in the last 10 years 40 prophecies have been fulfilled! Christianity has been vindicated... with it, the plan for eternity. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73314314 United States 05/15/2022 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don’t know why he wears purple, but it was considered a “royal” color in Roman times. My favorite Joel Ostend impersonator is Michael Klimkowski. Unbelievable If you haven’t seen this. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |