Didn't shave for 10 days so I could carve out a proper Hitler style mustache.

Didn't shave for 26+ years, nor do I have a beard. I hate forced decisions and went a third route instead. I think that story is moar enpowering than your scary mustache.

Wut?

im going to shave

but still grow my sideburns out and tie them together around my chin

I always wanted to do that but forgot

no pics

Hell yeah. Like a chinstrap

Cool

I remember reading somewhere that Hitler rocked that mustache because he had some kinda slight lip deformity OR something he didn't like about his under the nose area.

There is TONS of anti-hitler propaganda though so who knows it's possible he just liked the style.

It is pretty sweet looking!

My GF likes it. Random lady at the store gave me a mischevous smile.

That style might be coming back.

Lately I have been letting my nose hair grow.

My buddy's got a lot of hair growing out of his ass crack.

When my nose hair is long enough, we'll tie my hose hair and his ass hair together and shoot some photos.

Absolutely. So are his ideas.

It's the real Great Awakening

Nah. He just wanted the ass smell to linger on after a heavy rimming session with Goering.

Why are jays like this?

How very German of you.

Jays...

Born white, protestant and straight.

Got two out of the three fixed. Can't change color.

we sure could use the germans help where the hell are they this whole time

Do you ever seen men who groomed their private parts as a Hitler mustache?? I did

I've had ghotee most my life .. i tried growing a beard and dyed it so it's not half grey .. but, is have it off back to ghotee because it's exactly like the Pubic Hairs On By Penis and i'll pass .. Is that Why Muslim Men Kije Beards So Much ??

No, you're not. Your obsession with dishonesty and homoseks blew your cover. My J-dar is fine tuned.

Your "j-dar" is just pinging for rough trade and easy action with macho mustachioed menschen in piss-smelling back alleys.

And you do know your back alleys...

Notice how you're the only rat here with a filthy mouth. WTF is wrong with you? Well poisoning cretin.

I'm doing this, op. I start my mustache journey tomorrow.

Yall have some evil energy

OP you made my day

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That's cultural appropriation.

Its funny how hitler loved blonde men... but blonde men cant sport a hitler mustache.

Mustache is cool and all, but you kind of have to have the full set before you can start bragging about it. As in, haircut and outfit.



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Last Edited by Zoinkaeon on 01/21/2022 03:46 AM

It's a bad idea to sport a blonde mustache. Shit shows up on it.