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I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!

 
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What the hell do you mean?


You took them a bucket of blood?

WTF?
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The crazy chick that likes my brother dropped off shoes and clothing from her recently dead husband, along with a casserole.

The shoes and clothing had blood on them. I asked him well how did her husband die, and he didn't know.

I said you might want to avoid that one, LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73390828


How was the casserole?

speedbanan
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what the holy fuck?
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The crazy chick that likes my brother dropped off shoes and clothing from her recently dead husband, along with a casserole.

The shoes and clothing had blood on them. I asked him well how did her husband die, and he didn't know.

I said you might want to avoid that one, LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73390828


How was the casserole?

speedbanan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78235257


He didn't eat it, threw it away. He's not interested and she says weird things like "I can smell your underwear".

And if anyone thinks I'm kidding - I'm 100% serious. The blood on the clothes/shoes was not that noticeable, just a little splatter. Specks, really. Still - a red flag.
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Blood bucket!

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We needed this, thanks!
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Well done my friend
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Not bad. 5 stars for creativity.
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You think that's tough?

Try donating a body to science.

Talk about questions!
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Even when you offer to deliver!
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Awwwww Man!! OP you got me!! Thank you so much the grins this afternoon. 5 Stars for Sure!!
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LOL!
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You think that's tough?

Try donating a body to science.

Talk about questions!
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What the hell do you mean?


You took them a bucket of blood?

WTF?
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Probably what they do with dead people, before embalming them.
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What the hell do you mean?


You took them a bucket of blood?

WTF?
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good one...

i left a horse's head on some guys pillow once..

it's been a pain ever since that joke
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Dude...you need to donate other's blood in tupperware now. Not buckets. Everyone knows that!
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Dude...you need to donate other's blood in tupperware now. Not buckets. Everyone knows that!
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And it helps if there aren't any brain matter floaters. It just makes the whole experience...awkward.
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haha
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


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12/26/2021 05:12 PM
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Are you gonna tell them, OP?

This joke is from it’s always sunny
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Re: I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!
They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight



I stopped donating a few decades ago. I also read that Red Cross sells our blood for $300 - $500 a bag after we GIVE it to them.

Today with these people accepting “Genetic Mutilation Genocide Injection” blood, I don’t see a reason to engage under any circumstances now.


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12/26/2021 05:14 PM
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


that's so good, I'm gonna steal it.....
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Go for it. That's how I got it.
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


that's so good, I'm gonna steal it.....
 Quoting: sssssteve


Yes, Me too….LOL dark sense of humor around here…..on occasion!
Just wait for Valentine’s Day lol.
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