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I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!

 
Mr. Lee

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They should know that running it through a surgical mask will filter out bullets, bones, and other such undesirables.
The truth is easy to remember.
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Lol
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Half Past Midnight  (OP)

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 Quoting: Abominable DieselTech


lmao lmao
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I liked this so well, I think I going to try it myself.
 Quoting: hankie


The question is; do you put it out there late at night when you think no one is watching you and some nosy Karen is awake and sees you and calls the cops?
Or do you do it in broad daylight all nonchalantly?
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12/26/2021 07:41 PM

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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


comedy gold
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Don't be afraid.
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Hahaha!

hi
Anonymous Coward
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1 star this is not april 1st and that is an old joke
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12/26/2021 07:50 PM
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Surprised they didn’t offer you a membership to the club

Or did they?
hankie
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 Quoting: Abominable DieselTech


lmao lmao
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


I liked this so well, I think I going to try it myself.
 Quoting: hankie


The question is; do you put it out there late at night when you think no one is watching you and some nosy Karen is awake and sees you and calls the cops?
Or do you do it in broad daylight all nonchalantly?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Wasn't too many years ago I told people on here that I planted the body in my rose garden hoping someone would call some detective to dig in my rose garden no one came, dang It would have made my life so much easier. I would have even pointed out all the spots to look for, each time I would say just over a foot here and there, and after a while, the whole place would be turned. Do you think they may have guessed what I was up to?
Sorry I got a headache

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Don't be sO Negative.
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That's funny too!
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Step one: drain the blood from the long pig before taking the next steps of preparation for eating.
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Half Past Midnight  (OP)

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1 star this is not april 1st and that is an old joke
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5 pages of people laughing shows you are a party pooper.

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epiclol
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I wondered what happened to the whiskey drinking Hans from the Netherlands....haven't seen that thread in awhile....
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Re: I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!
They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


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hankie
Everything

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Re: I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!
Why can't they just go with the flow?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81274161


He just picked the wrong people to take it to that all, see the cement company asked for the blood for their cement, it a harder don't you know? They don't want the bodies now.

Weird they wouldn't take the blood, they ask for donations all the time, a whole bucket full already for them, I just don't know what's wrong with it already for them.

I don't I just don't get people sometimes. Laugh and know the senses of humor may be a bit macabre, yet funny as heck.
Sorry I got a headache

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women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


Simply awesome!!
Ramen!The other white meat..
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12/26/2021 08:15 PM
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clappaepiclol
hankie
Everything

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They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


pffft-spitsmoke
 Quoting: Cleolotus


Add I just said it was not mine that could get them to take it.
Sorry I got a headache

These are the times that tries men's and
women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2021 08:17 PM
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You think that's tough?

Try donating a body to science.

Talk about questions!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80146854


LOL!
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They should know that running it through a surgical mask will filter out bullets, bones, and other such undesirables.
 Quoting: Mr. Lee


Thats a valuable tip.
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Ha ha ha! tounge

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Aww that was an old favorite meme red_heart
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Maybe you should stick to donating semen.
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I think they frown on self induced vomiting in their lobby
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What the hell do you mean?


You took them a bucket of blood?

WTF?
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Anonymous Coward
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Yea I know what your talking about....They ask me what blood type it was and then they got a bit out of control when I told them how the hell should I know it’s not mine.
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Re: I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!
They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight


lmfao
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12/26/2021 08:33 PM

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Say what?? I would think the only question they would ask is "have you been vaccinated?" They will now only take blood from the unvaccinated. But they don't advertise that fact.
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Now , that is bloody funny .
 Quoting: Muchtyman


HA! Good one.

I think with all the deaths and other sadness we need to laugh so we don't lose our minds.
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Goofy Thum
Half Past Midnight  (OP)

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Yea I know what your talking about....They ask me what blood type it was and then they got a bit out of control when I told them how the hell should I know it’s not mine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74615009


lol2
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Re: I tried donating blood today. - NEVER AGAIN!
They ask too many questions:


Who's blood is it?

Where did it come from?

Why is it in a bucket?
 Quoting: Half Past Midnight



lol





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