Wacky Christmas Gift Ideas

…because not every thread should be about doom, gloom and disasters. Do you have a funny/original/unique /wacky idea for a gift this holiday season?

Here’s mine:

An Anthony Fauci dart board (with booster-shaped darts)

Lumps of graphite instead of coal for stocking fillers.

“Build Your Own Quarantine Camp” erector set

“Where in the World Is Dr. Birx?” search-and-find puzzle book