Wacky dream share

I was talking to this girl and we were flirting a bit, getting to know each other

I then saw a group of her friends looking at us hanging out, and said "Not a fan. They haven't even kissed." Then, I shit you not, the voiceover from "Arrested Development" said, "But they would kiss, right now." And then it showed me (for whatever reason me in the dream looked like a different person, that rarely happens) and her sitting in front of each other in a park.

Then, a huge white flash behind me seemed to propell me towards her and our "kiss" was just the slamming of our faces together as two huge nuclear bombs detonate behind us.

I turn around and see two massive explosion stacks that tower way up into the sky, and see two skyscrapers in the background. Apparently it's London? I was never told that I just "knew" that to be the case.

One begins to crash down and I notice a white 1990s Toyota (what it looked like) with an older black woman and two black dudes in the back.

I open her door tell her to "Get in the back, trust me." She seemed terrified of what was happening but resisted moving to the back seat. I insisted, but she was moving very slowly and when I noticed it was a two-door car, and the dude in the passenger seat would have to get out and back in, I just left her and drove off in the direction opposite the blasts.

I askes the guys in the back if that was their mom and they said "No." so I felt better.

Made my way to Jacksonville Florida? For some reason?

When I got there I felt safely away from the blasts and parked at an apartment complex.

I found an open door that led into a kitchen, that led into a hallway with several rooms.

I saw a doggy so I started petting him and a dude opened one of the rooms and asked if I was there because I was recommended by one of two people, neither of their names do I remember.

I said, "Yep." and we walked into his room.

He brought out a jar of weed and I guess he saw how stressed I was and said, "Let's talk about the nukes."

I told him didn't actually know the two dudes he thought I knew and then mentioned the two people I had riding with me and how I straight up abandoned the lady because she was taking too long.

He seemed kind of confused but kept rolling a joint.

Then his other roommates came and opened his door, and started whispering in his ear about the people sitting in the kitchen that they didn't know (the two people with me)

I heard him say, "He just left her there." and I said, "Wasn't their mom. That debris cloud was 6, maybe 4 miles away. I didn't have time."

Then...this was already a wacky dream, but I saw a ship of slaves all bound by the kind of thread that hammocks are made of.

Hundreds of them all bound up and hanging on the sides of giant wooden ships.

I was seeing this through what seemed to be an old TV.

I just muttered, "Jesus." in more of a reaction than to actually talk to Him.

Then some random stuff happened with cracking an egg and putting the shell where it was supposed to go and then I woke up.

Alright mission accomplished. I wrote it down before I forgot it.

Note: This dream is random, it had no purpose. It was not lucid (as are some of my dreams) so this one is just a random movie to keep me asleep.