Who wants to join up for a flat moon/flat earth, even flat sun/pancake flat Milky Way Galaxy thingy?

That sounds great.

And flat speakers too, because they actually exist.

How about, all of them are shaped like communion hosts?

They are all like that great big one the priest breaks up. The broken pieces are the tectonic plates.

Just because the billiards are round does not mean the pool table is also round.

You lack ability to think logically.

FLAT GOD

You heard it here first!

Duh!, that’s why we always only see one side. Kinda self explanatory.

Shine a flashlight on a ball, watch how the light spreads across the surface unevenly.

Now look at the moon and ask yourself why it doesn't look the same?

Why do we only see exactly 1 flat face of the moon?

Why does the light across the moon spread evenly, not the way light would spread across a ball shaped object.

The hilarious thing is you posting this thread thinking you are intelligent.

Ya mean like talking faces on a flat pancake people thingy?\

All this talk of flat EARTH is meant to distract from the undeniable proof that God is FLAT.

Scripture has been rewritten to hide proof of this, 3 dimensional demons and their servants have conspired to hide the truth from us.

LOOK AT YOUR BIBLES

LOOK AT THE FACE

LOOK AT THE PAGES

WHAT DO YOU SEE?

SPHERES?


HE MADE IT SO EASY EVEN SOMEONE WHO CANT READ COULD UNDERSTAND THE TRUE NATURE OF GOD

ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

GOD IS FLAT!!!

Yeah must be, everything else is. Didja ever try to play a round record or make a round shovel?

Last Edited by DGN on 12/08/2021 10:02 PM

The world is flat.

We could have flat bowling balls, play flat basketball on flat courts.

Even this Demonic Ghey Nihlist, aka DGN, is used by FLAT GOD to spread word of His Nature.

Look at its profile picture.

What do you see?

THE FLAT WORD OF GOD RESTING TRIUMPHANTLY ON TOP OF THE SATANIS ORB

VICTORY IN TWO DIMENSIONS

Continue demon, and when the day comes and your extra dimensions are sundered from you, PRAY THAT HE WILL WRITE YOU INTO THE BOOK F LIFE.

Oh yes, yet again, more proof.

The BOOK of life. Not the Sphere, or Record, or Shovel.

The BOOK of LIFE, aka PARADISE

PAR A D ISE

PAIR OF D S

2 DIMENSIONS

WAKE UP

Is that a 3 dimensional image?

The SATANIS ORB part is, and the HOLY BIBLE, which is clearly flat, is not.

On to your next attempt, demon.

Even your poisonous words are flat.

IS YOUR SCREEN FLAT, DEMON?

I AM NOT THE ONE TO PLAY THESE GAMES WITH

Yeah ya got that much right.

Yeah we're half way there.

Well that was bizarre and entertaining. Not bad for a wild thought I never heard of sitting half asleep in bed, but Im running out of material that doesnt require conscious effort and so I must retire.


You brought up a good point though. I just realized I dont recall flat earthers addressing the flatness of other celestial bodies, granted I was never interested in researching flat earth.

Illuminate card says flat earthers are very close. So it’s something in between is my theory.

So uhh yeah I'm thinking what it the universe went like a flat tire and deflated a million years ago but somehow still rotates in perfect balance.... 3 sheets to the precision cosmic balance defying all physics, by pure luck?... as physics goes (no math required)?