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Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?

 
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Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Periodically the discussion at my house turns to, when you die what do you want us to do with your body.

They never like my response which is why this question has been posed to me more than once, guess they think at some point I will change my mind.

So, here are my thoughts, am I the only one that thinks this way?

Bury - nope, not interested in being underground
Burn/cremate - Most barbaric, gonna pass on this option
Cryogenic - I hate the cold but if my preferred choice they will not fulfill this would do

Taxidermy - Bingo, stuff me, set me in a chair in the family room and pass me on from one generation to the next.

Seriously, why is this not a viable option ? Would you do it? If not, why not? Why do you prefer to be underground or burned up?

Yes I know, it doesn't matter as the soul has moved on, still think it would be great to remain with your loved ones and future generations. I'm sure they will be thrilled to have me as well

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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I will donate myself to sharks .
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I will donate myself to sharks .
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If you enjoy scuba diving I could see why you might pursue that option.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
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Yet here you are posting.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
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10/14/2021 11:59 PM
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Spouse wants burn. I'm fine with ground. Dead is dead.

Seems like a two for one special if both buried in the same plot.
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10/15/2021 12:00 AM
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
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the body farm
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I told my kids to through me in the garbage truck when the trash man isn't looking to save on funeral costs.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I will donate myself to sharks .
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If you enjoy scuba diving I could see why you might pursue that option.
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Nope . Never had a tank on me .
Just seems to be a good solution .
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
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Huh, becoming one with nature in a different way, to each their own.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Spouse wants burn. I'm fine with ground. Dead is dead.

Seems like a two for one special if both buried in the same plot.
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I get your logic and realize it won't matter, not sure why I feel the way I do
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
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the body farm
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If I recall correctly donated bodies are left in different environments so forensic scientist can study the effects of those environments on decomposition, yes?
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I will donate myself to sharks .
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If you enjoy scuba diving I could see why you might pursue that option.
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Nope . Never had a tank on me .
Just seems to be a good solution .
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Fair enough
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
talk about meat suit
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
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We can burn her, bury her or dump her...


Mick, get the oven on. I think we've got an eater.


I would seriously like to be eaten by my family. And when they're done they can either throw up into a hole in the ground somewhere or take a warm steaming dump into it.
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Mick, get the oven on. I think we've got an eater.


I would seriously like to be eaten by my family. And when they're done they can either throw up into a hole in the ground somewhere or take a warm steaming dump into it.
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Wow, you are twisted.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
I will donate myself to sharks .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74966203


If you enjoy scuba diving I could see why you might pursue that option.
 Quoting: OU8122


Nope . Never had a tank on me .
Just seems to be a good solution .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74966203


Fair enough
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If you are a judge i could see why you might think thats fair enough .
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Periodically the discussion at my house turns to, when you die what do you want us to do with your body.

They never like my response which is why this question has been posed to me more than once, guess they think at some point I will change my mind.

So, here are my thoughts, am I the only one that thinks this way?

Bury - nope, not interested in being underground
Burn/cremate - Most barbaric, gonna pass on this option
Cryogenic - I hate the cold but if my preferred choice they will not fulfill this would do

Taxidermy - Bingo, stuff me, set me in a chair in the family room and pass me on from one generation to the next.

Seriously, why is this not a viable option ? Would you do it? If not, why not? Why do you prefer to be underground or burned up?

Yes I know, it doesn't matter as the soul has moved on, still think it would be great to remain with your loved ones and future generations. I'm sure they will be thrilled to have me as well
 Quoting: OU8122


Right now I am trying to fix it.
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10/15/2021 01:16 AM
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
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In The Himalalais they call it the Sky Ceremony.
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10/15/2021 01:18 AM
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Cremation and added to Girl Scout Cookie batter.

I got a few more ideas.
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Cremation and added to Girl Scout Cookie batter.

I got a few more ideas.
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Let's hear em!
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
There's a game farm (wildlife preserve) here where you can have your body left out for the vultures.
That's where I'm going...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79449026

In The Himalalais they call it the Sky Ceremony.
 Quoting: Pacific Plate


Himalayan buzzards are used to free range .
An american would give them bloat and acid reflux .
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Re: Done with your meat suit, will you, bury it, burn it, or stuff it ?
Periodically the discussion at my house turns to, when you die what do you want us to do with your body.

They never like my response which is why this question has been posed to me more than once, guess they think at some point I will change my mind.

So, here are my thoughts, am I the only one that thinks this way?

Bury - nope, not interested in being underground
Burn/cremate - Most barbaric, gonna pass on this option
Cryogenic - I hate the cold but if my preferred choice they will not fulfill this would do

Taxidermy - Bingo, stuff me, set me in a chair in the family room and pass me on from one generation to the next.

Seriously, why is this not a viable option ? Would you do it? If not, why not? Why do you prefer to be underground or burned up?

Yes I know, it doesn't matter as the soul has moved on, still think it would be great to remain with your loved ones and future generations. I'm sure they will be thrilled to have me as well
 Quoting: OU8122


Taxidermy? Seriously, just burn yourself and have some poor soul toss the ashes in the dumpster. You're not that important, and what you're talking about is not only creepy and disgusting but illegal. TBH, you sound like a pedophile. Joe? That you??





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