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Cumbre Vieja volcano post eruption phase! Time to say goodbye for volcano-thank you for all support :)

 
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Hey, Guys, we are having a huge lot of discussion here and I was wondering if we want a d-cord server to talk on.

D-cord can allow us to keep significant updates in different channels with others only for certain members to post. That way, only one or two people are sharing seismic updates in one channel.

If anyone is interested in joining, please do. It can make this more organized.

Even share the link with non-GLPers(friends, family in costal regions) to keep people in the know.

Hope to see you there!
Edit link yourself, GLP doesn't like the word D**cord you'll have to know what I'm talking about, I guess.


htt ps:// d**cord.gg/B2VqV4MTV9
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4 OFFSHORE BUOYS GO OFFLINE TO WARN US OF A TSUNAMI FROM LA PALMA
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BTW, I think our brave VQC is pretty safe on that island.
If the vulcano goes, it wouldn't smash the whole island to pieces, and tsunami only affects other islands/countries beaches.

Given there's no pyroclastic flow to where he is.

And to the one saying he should get a respirator - if he didn't bring one (which I would assume he did not), there would be none to get on these kind of islands.
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Underpants on the head it is then!
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Most Tsunami Warning Buoys OFFLINE or Malfunctioning in Atlantic Ocean

Three of the five Tsunami Warning Buoys protecting the US east coast are OFFLINE and a fourth is malfunctioning, leaving only ONE buoy in the Atlantic Ocean to warn Americans if a tsunami wave is coming at them from the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands.

It is that very island which is currently seeing swarms of earthquakes, leading scientists to believe the volcano there will erupt. If it erupts, and the southwestern flank falls into the ocean causing a tsunami as many expect it will, the US east coast will be BLIND-SIDED because 80% of our tsunami warning buoys are not working.

We begin with Warning Buoy 41421, which is Owned and maintained by the U.S. National Data Buoy Center. It is described as a 2.6-meter discus buoy carrying the "DART II payload" which is the set of scientific instruments the device uses to report water and weather conditions. It is located at:
23.373 N 63.902 W (23°22'23" N 63°54'7" W) known as "NORTH ST THOMAS" - 300 Nautical Miles North of St Thomas, Virgin Islands where the ocean water depth is 5844 meters.

This buoy has failed to report any data at all since September 13. Here's what you see when trying to read its data:

The rest of the article with details can be found if you enter the TITLE of the article into a search engine b/c the site cannot be linked here.
 Quoting: Your Huckleberry


Plausible deniability?
 Quoting: rubyheartdrips


If you read the whole article, you will see that the 3 which are totally off line have all gone dead within the last 2 weeks, and the one on the fritz 150 miles SE of Long Island NY has been triggering false alarms almost every day for the last few weeks.

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

At this point, I know what I believe without even without "hard evidence"
 Quoting: Your Huckleberry


How convenient, and yeah, we all know when it comes to most things there are no coincidences.
 Quoting: Immortal Dread


Not to mention dead whale on Staten Island this morning something weird and off about all of this.
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Most Tsunami Warning Buoys OFFLINE or Malfunctioning in Atlantic Ocean

Three of the five Tsunami Warning Buoys protecting the US east coast are OFFLINE and a fourth is malfunctioning, leaving only ONE buoy in the Atlantic Ocean to warn Americans if a tsunami wave is coming at them from the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands.

It is that very island which is currently seeing swarms of earthquakes, leading scientists to believe the volcano there will erupt. If it erupts, and the southwestern flank falls into the ocean causing a tsunami as many expect it will, the US east coast will be BLIND-SIDED because 80% of our tsunami warning buoys are not working.

We begin with Warning Buoy 41421, which is Owned and maintained by the U.S. National Data Buoy Center. It is described as a 2.6-meter discus buoy carrying the "DART II payload" which is the set of scientific instruments the device uses to report water and weather conditions. It is located at:
23.373 N 63.902 W (23°22'23" N 63°54'7" W) known as "NORTH ST THOMAS" - 300 Nautical Miles North of St Thomas, Virgin Islands where the ocean water depth is 5844 meters.

This buoy has failed to report any data at all since September 13. Here's what you see when trying to read its data:

The rest of the article with details can be found if you enter the TITLE of the article into a search engine b/c the site cannot be linked here.
 Quoting: Your Huckleberry


I'm getting nothing on the search engines.
 Quoting: Annie Oakley


I just put the title "Most Tsunami Warning Buoys OFFLINE or Malfunctioning in Atlantic Ocean" into Qwant search engine.

first and only return. Try it.

I put it into google.

Nothing.

Not surprised.
 Quoting: Your Huckleberry


Thanks for turning me on to Qwant. I didn't know it existed.

hf
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Pretty sure the GLP effect will prevent this disaster.
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Nonsense!

The only thing that can stop this is if VQC is able to find a young virgin and throw her into the volcano. It’s our only hope at this point.
 Quoting: Vapor Trails

This would be a good time for VQC to have a Canary bird early warning system for toxic gas venting.

Unfortunately, and contrary the name, there are no canaries in all of the Canary Islands.
Same is true for the Virgin Islands ....no canaries.


spock
 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


cruise
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All of a sudden the site won't refresh. We were seeing EQ's every few minutes and now nothing. Could be traffic on the site is overwhelming it. Could be so many EQ's going off they haven't refreshed it. Could be no EQ which is concerning because pressure could be building. Anyone else have an alternate site for monitoring?

[link to www.ign.es]
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You'd think this thing would be a huge story but there's been something of a media blackout. The only articles I can find say that the earthquakes are slowing down.
That is complete bullshit!
Quakes are increasing & moving to the surface fast


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 Quoting: Economic Prepper


Like not telling the truth of the Vaxx?

Pro Tip: They want us died.

65 million moar from a Mega Tsunami is like Adrenochrome in the gravy to them.
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18 nuclear power plants on East Coast

FUKUSHIMA
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They would have 7 hrs warning to shut down the reactors, should be enough time.
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All this hype is pure speculation. Even if it does blow and the island 'calves' underwater we only have models projecting what will or may happen. And it may be ten more eruptions before it does happen. I've heard zero about this on the mainstream need, and even they get interested in a natural disaster possibility. Nothing. I'm not dismissing the thread, it's interesting and worthwhile.
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18 nuclear power plants on East Coast

FUKUSHIMA
 Quoting: Rana 4089808


They would have 7 hrs warning to shut down the reactors, should be enough time.
 Quoting: #BlowmeDorsey


But that won't stop the onsite nuclear waste from spreading all over.
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In all my 10 years at GLP, this thread and VQC has got to be the greatest moment for me.
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Been here longer than that and I have to say, "DITTO!"

woohoo
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Stay safe ... and remember when Mt. St. Helens blew a number of people were able to get into vehicles and RACE over a ridge etc. in order to get away from the blowout and as a result lived.

SAFE DRIVING not only NOT required, it got others killed who they passed as they raced on those logging roads as fast as possible.

Stay safe, but plan on how you would GET HIGH ... FAST, if something happens.
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Pretty sure the GLP effect will prevent this disaster.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79147103


Nonsense!

The only thing that can stop this is if VQC is able to find a young virgin and throw her into the volcano. It’s our only hope at this point.
 Quoting: Vapor Trails


THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT A MAN DOES WITH A YOUNG VIRGIN!
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VQC is not a mere man….He is a GLP HERO.

Be gone anonymous coward!
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Breaking, new official statement (see posts above for the statement) ....

Bwahahaha…. The tsunami “myth” is really getting them riled up.

 Quoting: CleverCreator


A few weeks BEFORE the Three Mile Island nuke plant melted down the movie "China Syndrome" came out about a nuclear plant meltdown ... and the Utilities with nuke plants and NRC couldn't say enough things fast enough about how it "WAS IMPOSSIBLE".

Voila, 6 weeks or so later Three Mile Island melted down in a manner almost identical to the movie.

Lesson: The more the authorities SCREAM that something is impossible, even though science says it is possible, the MORE you should distrust them (since obviously THEY are in Panic Mode)

Stay safe!!

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All this hype is pure speculation. Even if it does blow and the island 'calves' underwater we only have models projecting what will or may happen. And it may be ten more eruptions before it does happen. I've heard zero about this on the mainstream need, and even they get interested in a natural disaster possibility. Nothing. I'm not dismissing the thread, it's interesting and worthwhile.
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Yeah, we know. It’s kinda what we do here.
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VQC et.al., Does anyone know if the aforementioned road closure on the west side of Cumbre Vieja that was scheduled as a "maintenance project" for (I thought I read) this Monday got closed early, or is it still open?

Just thinking out loud that if the closely monitored eruption progression/potential stays within your Tsunami Chaser comfort level (and that road is still open) tomorrow, Sunday, would be the last day to see that area with your own eyes.

Tonight, during your nightlife would be the time to consult the "local hookers" you mentioned previously to find a drone pilot photographer for hire.
Then tomorrow take a virgin along (rather than a hooker) just in case, as do any last day photo recon.

I, and many others, have a feeling that the actual eruption is very unlikely until the 9/21 - 9/23 full moon and the Cabal's occult ritual numerology aligns within this peak sacrifice ceremony window.


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[link to twitter.com (secure)]

Translated: "The president of the Cabildo de La Palma assures that "there is no evidence to suggest an imminent eruption""

With cruz roja and emergency workers in the background

rofl ok
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VQC et.al., Does anyone know if the aforementioned road closure on the west side of Cumbre Vieja that was scheduled as a "maintenance project" for (I thought I read) this Monday got closed early, or is it still open?

Just thinking out loud that if the closely monitored eruption progression/potential stays within your Tsunami Chaser comfort level (and that road is still open) tomorrow, Sunday, would be the last day to see that area with your own eyes.

Tonight, during your nightlife would be the time to consult the "local hookers" you mentioned previously to find a drone pilot photographer for hire.
Then tomorrow take a virgin along (rather than a hooker) just in case, as do any last day photo recon.

I, and many others, have a feeling that the actual eruption is very unlikely until the 9/21 - 9/23 full moon and the Cabal's occult ritual numerology aligns within this peak sacrifice ceremony window.


Skull&Bones
 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


There is also a possibility of Volcanologist or Seismologist being on the ground studying the current situation.

Something you can ask of the hotel staff possibly? Maybe get an interview.

On a side note, I subscribed to your youtube, if you want more views, I would suggest making videos public, currently it looks like they aren't listed!
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VQC et.al., Does anyone know if the aforementioned road closure on the west side of Cumbre Vieja that was scheduled as a "maintenance project" for (I thought I read) this Monday got closed early, or is it still open?

 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


Google maps is showing live active traffic right now on the LP-2 highway, to be closed on Monday.
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For those who missed it above here is the NRC July 2016 report on Tsunami Hazards for US Nuclear Plants.

Personally I do NOT trust the NRC and their "Analysis" of risks for any aspect of the nuclear power industry, particularly after allowing the Fort Calhoun nuclear power plant (Nebraska) to be built in the Missouri River Flood Plain with a major Army Corp of Engineers Dam just upstream.

To refresh everybody's memory the NRC allowed that plant to be built BELOW the level the river would be at if the Dam upstream went to full release, which it did during the Missouri River floods of about 10 years ago. VOILA they had to scramble to put up a temporary rubber water barrier around the plant to keep the Control Room, Pumps, and Reactor out of the river since they had NEVER built a dike around that plant even though the Army Corp of Engineers data said it WOULD BE UNDERWATER if the dam had to open it's gates!!

So ... FWIW:

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And more harmonics

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That is definitely harmonics now!

Bring the tomatoes in and prepare to shave!
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What is this thing about shaving? haha
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I think it was originally about saving the kids, but <insert spelling mistake> it evolved to shaving the kids instead.
Get a brian Moran is get a brain moron.
It's a tarp is it's a trap.
Pine (tree) this is pin this.
Marshall law is martial law.
Bring in the tomatoes came from long ago during another doom apocalypse, where someone was getting worried and asked if they should bring in the tomatoes, like the frost was going to kill them.
I think there was a thread once of all the codes and substitutions.
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Hahahahaha I had not being in GLP for a long time. Had forgotten all of this. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Boarding flight to canaries now. Fuerteventura. Will have second row for this show. Keep you updated. Have some decent camera equipment with me as well. Might do a day trip to LaPalma if ferry is available. Should be a fun week :)
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Looks like we are all heading to the Canarias for one reason or another!

I'll be off to Las Palmas de GC October 1st. Just a quick trip to meet my boaties.

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you all must know and remember that volcanic EQs are not like normal EQs

a very low 3M volcanic EQ is dangerous like a 6-7M normal EQ

as magma come up inside the tube have no big resistans and gives low EQs even if its dangerously near to surface and ready to explode

remember that mount st helens gave 2-3 4M (only) and next exploded to hell with half mountain-volcano landslided falling down, just two 4M

st helens has already happen and is the exact shenario we dont want in la-palma

a volcano-mountain falling into the sea
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[link to twitter.com (secure)]

Translated: "The president of the Cabildo de La Palma assures that "there is no evidence to suggest an imminent eruption""

With cruz roja and emergency workers in the background

rofl ok
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79429843


Can't make this shit up.. It's so bad it's funny in a really sad way.

Maybe it's to assure the watchers they'll be taken care of if sth happens.

" we got everything under control"
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All this hype is pure speculation. Even if it does blow and the island 'calves' underwater we only have models projecting what will or may happen. And it may be ten more eruptions before it does happen. I've heard zero about this on the mainstream need, and even they get interested in a natural disaster possibility. Nothing. I'm not dismissing the thread, it's interesting and worthwhile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34361883


Yeah, we know. It’s kinda what we do here.
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All part of the GLP effect.

A watched pot never boils.

Well, it takes alot longer to boil.

Well, at least you have a heads up it is about to come to a boil.

Something like that.

If we weren't on top of the Scamdemic, we'd all be in concentration camps by now.
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I would hope that no one would die and can escape but I think it would be a great wake up call for the world to face suck devestation.
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