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| Justme C'est Moi
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 80193276  United States09/12/2021 10:49 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77948266 United States09/12/2021 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Vapor Trails
User ID: 73858622 United States09/12/2021 10:51 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~Edgar Allen Poe [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 10:53 AM Justme |
| REaliZe
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| Brit Perspective
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| REaliZe
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| Justme C'est Moi
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77948266 United States09/12/2021 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Glaxnor
User ID: 80853652  China09/12/2021 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Peter W Morgan
User ID: 79479682 United States09/12/2021 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. Peter W Morgan |
| Justme C'est Moi
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| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter residue for making gunpowder. If you can figure out how to power a microwave with urine, that might be a better invention. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:02 AM Justme |
| Glaxnor
User ID: 80853652 China09/12/2021 11:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter for making gunpowder. Just use your oven. smmfh Some people are just stupid.... (And don't tell the wife where it came from)  Empty Men offer Empty Words and Empty Hearts. |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...Testing. 123. I tried to provide a witty reply, but it kept bouncing. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:06 AM Justme |
| Brit Perspective
User ID: 80577503 United Kingdom09/12/2021 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...As long as we remember to take the dirty dishes out of the sink first...what's the problem? The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands. |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter for making gunpowder. Just use your oven. smmfh Some people are just stupid.... (And don't tell the wife where it came from) That might just work. With a cold oven to start with. WOuld not want to try it with a hot oven. Might incur some damage. Justme |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...As long as we remember to take the dirty dishes out of the sink first...what's the problem? It might make sense in Britain. All the sinks over there have a separate hot and cold tap. What if you want a stream of warm water? Problem solved! Justme |
| Peter W Morgan
User ID: 79479682 United States09/12/2021 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter for making gunpowder. Just use your oven. smmfh Some people are just stupid.... (And don't tell the wife where it came from) Better hope to God she never even suspects. If you think they'd go nuts about you peeing in the sink there's no telling what kind of fury this would unleash. Peter W Morgan |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77948266 United States09/12/2021 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...As long as we remember to take the dirty dishes out of the sink first...what's the problem? Oh dear lord...I don't want to think about this anymore... :P |
| Glaxnor
User ID: 80853652 China09/12/2021 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Peter W Morgan Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter for making gunpowder. Just use your oven. smmfh Some people are just stupid.... (And don't tell the wife where it came from) That might just work. With a cold oven to start with. WOuld not want to try it with a hot oven. Might incur some damage. Remind me to never eat a roast at your place... Empty Men offer Empty Words and Empty Hearts. |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Optimal efficiency has its price. What would you do with 3 super productive extra minutes a day? The gates of Valhalla would open, that's what! :) [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:20 AM Justme |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...As long as we remember to take the dirty dishes out of the sink first...what's the problem? Oh dear lord...I don't want to think about this anymore... :P Me neither. WHo started this stupid thread? Justme |
| Glaxnor
User ID: 80853652 China09/12/2021 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg! No!! You guys please please don't do this to your wives or girlfriends...I mean please...that's super gross...you got to know this...As long as we remember to take the dirty dishes out of the sink first...what's the problem? Oh dear lord...I don't want to think about this anymore... :P I've heard urine is sterile (It IS NOT ACTUALLY! DON'T DO THIS EVER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) so we could just do the dishes with your urine. Empty Men offer Empty Words and Empty Hearts. |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, this is how guys get women to take care of the kitchen stuff. One stupid suggestion like this and we get exiled from the kitchen. :) I still want those 3 minutes a day though. Maybe another microwave in the bathroom to heat the coffee while balancing fluid levels? Should have thought of that in the first place. :) Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:17 AM Justme |
| Naunet
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| BoatyMcBoatface
User ID: 77825331 United States09/12/2021 11:21 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simple solution. Put the microwave on the back of the toilet. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes! Great minds... :) It would give me something to watch also for entertainment. Round and round she goes. :) Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:26 AM Justme |
| Doctor Congo, Terrorist
User ID: 80862835 United States09/12/2021 11:28 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pee in a glass for teeth whitening. They did it in ancient Spain during Roman times. Pissy pissy swishy swishy. It actually works or so I am told. [link to hornet.com (secure)] The ancient Romans had one rather interesting use for urine, and we need to discuss it immediately. It has to be said: the ancient Romans did a lot of things that we would simply not do today, but “urine teeth whitening” probably takes the cake.  |
| Gypo O'Leary
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| Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States09/12/2021 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That would be a bridge too far for me. The grinder, the brewer, the filters, the beans. Too much stuff for the bathroom. And it needs to be kept clean. But a microwave, it can fend for itself in there I think. :) Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:32 AM Justme |
