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Naunet
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Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States 09/12/2021 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pee in a glass for teeth whitening. Quoting: Doctor Congo, Terrorist They did it in ancient Spain during Roman times. Pissy pissy swishy swishy. It actually works or so I am told. [link to hornet.com (secure)] The ancient Romans had one rather interesting use for urine, and we need to discuss it immediately. It has to be said: the ancient Romans did a lot of things that we would simply not do today, but “urine teeth whitening” probably takes the cake. Good to know. I will avoid Romans from now on. :) Although they did have a good idea with the puke thing in the restroom. First time in Germany, someone pointed the device out to me and explained it. :) https://imgur.com/TBkbmew [link to www.ladbible.com (secure)] Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:41 AM Justme |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65866458 United States 09/12/2021 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off. When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up. Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak. 45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there. Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in. The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention. I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :) Urinal near the microwave……and, the coffee maker That is not a very appealing mental image |
Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States 09/12/2021 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off. When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up. Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak. 45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there. Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in. The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention. I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :) Urinal near the microwave……and, the coffee maker That is not a very appealing mental image I was going to hide it under a doily. or maybe a cap snaffler. :) Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:41 AM Justme |
OldCar
User ID: 68903750 United States 09/12/2021 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the funnel is secured with a steel wire that goes to a drywall screw. use the long type with a 6 in mouth. the increased angle reduces splash back to nothing. Last Edited by OldCar on 09/12/2021 11:44 AM |
Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States 09/12/2021 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont tell the local authorities but i have a long funnel with a hose that exits my garage wall. a splash of water every once in a while seems to keep it clean. garage is adjacent to kitchen so im pretty much there but i like to get my coffee boiling so i go for a minute and a half. Quoting: OldCar Nice. You sir are a man among men! Justme |
Red Hot Chilean Pepe
User ID: 79780291 Chile 09/12/2021 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My thoughts, exactly, there’s already a urinal in the kitchen, duh! All great truths begin as Blasphemies. G.B.S. GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain. |
OldCar
User ID: 68903750 United States 09/12/2021 11:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont tell the local authorities but i have a long funnel with a hose that exits my garage wall. a splash of water every once in a while seems to keep it clean. garage is adjacent to kitchen so im pretty much there but i like to get my coffee boiling so i go for a minute and a half. Quoting: OldCar Nice. You sir are a man among men! im just standing on the shoulders of older geniuses. not necessarily one myself. edit: i do something dumb as fuck every day. ive already done two dumb as fuck things today. so hopefully ive hit my qutoa. Last Edited by OldCar on 09/12/2021 11:48 AM |
OldCar
User ID: 68903750 United States 09/12/2021 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink. |
aznedy
User ID: 79531838 United States 09/12/2021 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off. When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up. Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak. 45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there. Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in. The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention. I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :) Just stand on a stool and pee in the sink. That's what I do. No need for additional plumbing. |
Red Hot Chilean Pepe
User ID: 79780291 Chile 09/12/2021 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink. Well I guess I’m a bit taller, I only have to worry about avoiding the splatter on the walls of the sink. All great truths begin as Blasphemies. G.B.S. GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain. |
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OldCar
User ID: 68903750 United States 09/12/2021 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink. Well I guess I’m a bit taller, I only have to worry about avoiding the splatter on the walls of the sink. im at the exact height were i can do it but its a bad time. |
Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States 09/12/2021 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off. When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up. Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak. 45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there. Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in. The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention. I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :) Just stand on a stool and pee in the sink. That's what I do. No need for additional plumbing. I am afraid of the garbage disposal. :) Justme |
Red Hot Chilean Pepe
User ID: 79780291 Chile 09/12/2021 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | to OP for the humor factor anyway, I bet you never saw the pee in the sink answers coming. It’s a classic GLP theme. Thread: Peeing in the sink Thread: I pee in the sink...... Thread: IF YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS ANYWAY, WHY NOT JUST PEE IN THE SINK? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Thread: Survey: Do you pee in the sink? Many more, just a selection for you. All great truths begin as Blasphemies. G.B.S. GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain. |
Justme C'est Moi
(OP) User ID: 80193276 United States 09/12/2021 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I suppose I could get futuristic. Just put a microwave or a coffee maker off to the side of the chair there. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 12:02 PM Justme |
The Starbuckian
User ID: 79976594 Spain 09/12/2021 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day! Quoting: Justme C'est Moi Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature. Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time! Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave? Two birds with one stone. I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter residue for making gunpowder. If you can figure out how to power a microwave with urine, that might be a better invention. The saltpeter naturally cakes on the inside of a jug if Arizona tea. And the large hole of the jug keeps your aim more deliberate. Women might have a more difficult time of it, since they may not have anything to fit into the large hole. The lid on the jug keeps spills to a minimum, in case it falls over, and unlike a plastic milk jug, it's of better construction. "Good Queen Sarah, protect us from the black dog, King" - from the play, Dissocia "Never be anyone's French poodle." - Mr Hamilton |
SafeandSound
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Justme C'est Moi
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Naunet
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65866458 United States 09/12/2021 12:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :fivestars: to OP for the humor factor anyway, I bet you never saw the pee in the sink answers coming. It’s a classic GLP theme. Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe Thread: Peeing in the sink Thread: I pee in the sink...... Thread: IF YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS ANYWAY, WHY NOT JUST PEE IN THE SINK? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Thread: Survey: Do you pee in the sink? Many more, just a selection for you. |
REaliZe
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bidenwontheelection
User ID: 15979944 United Kingdom 09/12/2021 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven. Quoting: Justme C'est Moi I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off. When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up. Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak. 45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there. Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in. The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention. I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :) You didn't invent anything. You just suggested a new place for placing a urinal. |