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New invention I just invented.

 
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use the power settings

put it in for 3 minutes at pwr 4 - 6


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Justme C'est Moi  (OP)

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09/12/2021 11:33 AM

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Pee in a glass for teeth whitening.
They did it in ancient Spain during Roman times.
Pissy pissy swishy swishy.
It actually works or so I am told.

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The ancient Romans had one rather interesting use for urine, and we need to discuss it immediately. It has to be said: the ancient Romans did a lot of things that we would simply not do today, but “urine teeth whitening” probably takes the cake.

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Good to know. I will avoid Romans from now on. :)

Although they did have a good idea with the puke thing in the restroom. First time in Germany, someone pointed the device out to me and explained it. :)

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There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven.

I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off.
When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up.

Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak.
45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there.
Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in.

The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention.

I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Urinal near the microwave……and, the coffee maker


That is not a very appealing mental image

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Justme C'est Moi  (OP)

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There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven.

I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off.
When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up.

Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak.
45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there.
Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in.

The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention.

I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Urinal near the microwave……and, the coffee maker


That is not a very appealing mental image

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I was going to hide it under a doily. or maybe a cap snaffler. :)

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/12/2021 11:41 AM
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09/12/2021 11:42 AM
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dont tell the local authorities but i have a long funnel with a hose that exits my garage wall. a splash of water every once in a while seems to keep it clean. garage is adjacent to kitchen so im pretty much there but i like to get my coffee boiling so i go for a minute and a half.

the funnel is secured with a steel wire that goes to a drywall screw. use the long type with a 6 in mouth. the increased angle reduces splash back to nothing.

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Justme C'est Moi  (OP)

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dont tell the local authorities but i have a long funnel with a hose that exits my garage wall. a splash of water every once in a while seems to keep it clean. garage is adjacent to kitchen so im pretty much there but i like to get my coffee boiling so i go for a minute and a half.
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Nice. You sir are a man among men!
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Why not just use the sink like everybody else?
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My thoughts, exactly, there’s already a urinal in the kitchen, duh!
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dont tell the local authorities but i have a long funnel with a hose that exits my garage wall. a splash of water every once in a while seems to keep it clean. garage is adjacent to kitchen so im pretty much there but i like to get my coffee boiling so i go for a minute and a half.
 Quoting: OldCar


Nice. You sir are a man among men!
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im just standing on the shoulders of older geniuses. not necessarily one myself.

edit: i do something dumb as fuck every day. ive already done two dumb as fuck things today. so hopefully ive hit my qutoa.

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Why not just use the sink like everybody else?
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My thoughts, exactly, there’s already a urinal in the kitchen, duh!
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its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink.
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Re: New invention I just invented.
There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven.

I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off.
When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up.

Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak.
45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there.
Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in.

The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention.

I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Just stand on a stool and pee in the sink. That's what I do. No need for additional plumbing.
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Why not just use the sink like everybody else?
 Quoting: Brit Perspective


My thoughts, exactly, there’s already a urinal in the kitchen, duh!
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink.
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Well I guess I’m a bit taller, I only have to worry about avoiding the splatter on the walls of the sink.
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09/12/2021 11:51 AM
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This is definitely a man thread

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Why not just use the sink like everybody else?
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My thoughts, exactly, there’s already a urinal in the kitchen, duh!
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


its the feel on the cold stainless steel as i stretch my dick into the sink that puts me off. with a stool that would work but them i would have to close the drapes. in a pinch ive tried it. but was highly dissatisfied with the experience. at that point its better to just piss in your coffe cup and pour it into the sink.
 Quoting: OldCar


Well I guess I’m a bit taller, I only have to worry about avoiding the splatter on the walls of the sink.
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


im at the exact height were i can do it but its a bad time.
Justme C'est Moi  (OP)

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There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven.

I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off.
When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up.

Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak.
45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there.
Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in.

The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention.

I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Just stand on a stool and pee in the sink. That's what I do. No need for additional plumbing.
 Quoting: aznedy


I am afraid of the garbage disposal. :)
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fivestars to OP for the humor factor anyway, I bet you never saw the pee in the sink answers coming. It’s a classic GLP theme.

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Thread: IF YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS ANYWAY, WHY NOT JUST PEE IN THE SINK?

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Thread: Survey: Do you pee in the sink?

Many more, just a selection for you.
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Justme C'est Moi  (OP)

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I suppose I could get futuristic.

Just put a microwave or a coffee maker off to the side of the chair there.



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This could easily save 3 minutes of productive time a day!

Time which my coffee would also be at optimal temperature.

Heck, I could cure cancer or develop a warp drive engine with that kind of time!
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Better yet- how about inventing a urine powered microwave?
Two birds with one stone.
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I thought you were going to suggest a device to evaporate the urine to collect the saltpeter residue for making gunpowder.

If you can figure out how to power a microwave with urine, that might be a better invention.
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


The saltpeter naturally cakes on the inside of a jug if Arizona tea. And the large hole of the jug keeps your aim more deliberate. Women might have a more difficult time of it, since they may not have anything to fit into the large hole. The lid on the jug keeps spills to a minimum, in case it falls over, and unlike a plastic milk jug, it's of better construction.
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09/12/2021 12:01 PM

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Just have a separate coffee cup there waiting. Pee in the cup.
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Just have a separate coffee cup there waiting. Pee in the cup.
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Somedays, I might get confused. Forget why I went in there. Then the plan all falls apart.
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get one of those pee bottles they use in the hospital when you can't get out of bed
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:fivestars: to OP for the humor factor anyway, I bet you never saw the pee in the sink answers coming. It’s a classic GLP theme.

Thread: Peeing in the sink

Thread: I pee in the sink......

Thread: IF YOU'RE GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS ANYWAY, WHY NOT JUST PEE IN THE SINK?

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: Survey: Do you pee in the sink?

Many more, just a selection for you.
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Just have a separate coffee cup there waiting. Pee in the cup.
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Somedays, I might get confused. Forget why I went in there. Then the plan all falls apart.
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


Sometimes I accumulate a week’s worth of coffee cups. Once it gets too confusing, I’m forced to clean them.
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Re: New invention I just invented.
There should be a small urinal in the kitchen by the microwave oven.

I pour my first cup of coffee and turn the pot off.
When I go back to get my second cup of coffee, it needs about 45 seconds in the microwave to heat up.

Since I have just drank a cup of coffee and am about to drink another, the timing is perfect to take a leak.
45 seconds is plenty of time, if the urinal was right there.
Could just be a pipe in the wall with a rinse function built in.

The way it is now, I stand there waiting, then take the hot coffee and journey to a rest room a good 20 seconds away. The coffee is cooling, and I am now wasting time that could have been saved by said invention.

I put this on a par with the invention of the electric light bulb, or maybe the toaster. :)
 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


You didn't invent anything. You just suggested a new place for placing a urinal.





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