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Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...

 
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Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Holy damn, I cannot even process this report.

70 year old Slidell man lived with his wife in a two story home, and they decided to ride out the hurricane in the second floor of the home when the lower floor started to take on water.

After the hurricane passed, the husband went downstairs and onto the back porch to check damage. The wife heard "a commotion" and decided to go downstairs to check on her husband to find him being attacked by a gator.

She successfully fended off the monster, pulled her husband back onto the porch and went back into the house for first aid and her phone.

When she returned, the husband was missing. RIP.

This, this is the secondary danger of a hurricane in southern LA. Slidell is on the northeast shore of Lake Pontchartrain.


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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
at least its not a sharkinado
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Gator's gotta eat too you know op.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
at least its not a sharkinado
 Quoting: Jake


But that shark won't jump onto my back porch and drag my ass into the floodwaters for his dinner. chuckle

Lawd, I'm pretty certain I'd be more freaked out by the displaced gators and snakes than the actual hurricane wind and water.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
at least its not a sharkinado
 Quoting: Jake


But that shark won't jump onto my back porch and drag my ass into the floodwaters for his dinner. chuckle

Lawd, I'm pretty certain I'd be more freaked out by the displaced gators and snakes than the actual hurricane wind and water.
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I talked my sister in law into Kayaking in florida one time

near these super clear springs just outside of daytona.

She was freaking out about gators, I told her not to worry there were none.


We weren't in the Kayak for 5 minutes and we pulled up along side of the largest gator I have ever seen in my life.

Had to be 14 ft.

So much fun watching a school teacher shit bricks
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
I talked my sister in law into Kayaking in florida one time

near these super clear springs just outside of daytona.

She was freaking out about gators, I told her not to worry there were none.


We weren't in the Kayak for 5 minutes and we pulled up along side of the largest gator I have ever seen in my life.

Had to be 14 ft.

So much fun watching a school teacher shit bricks
 Quoting: Jake


And, in a kayak!! After returning to safe shore, I would have to overcome the primal urge to beat you with my oar.

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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
I talked my sister in law into Kayaking in florida one time

near these super clear springs just outside of daytona.

She was freaking out about gators, I told her not to worry there were none.


We weren't in the Kayak for 5 minutes and we pulled up along side of the largest gator I have ever seen in my life.

Had to be 14 ft.

So much fun watching a school teacher shit bricks
 Quoting: Jake


And, in a kayak!! After returning to safe shore, I would have to overcome the primal urge to beat you with my oar.

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 Quoting: TXP


she still tells the story to this day that was about 10 years ago.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Holy damn, I cannot even process this report.

70 year old Slidell man lived with his wife in a two story home, and they decided to ride out the hurricane in the second floor of the home when the lower floor started to take on water.

After the hurricane passed, the husband went downstairs and onto the back porch to check damage. The wife heard "a commotion" and decided to go downstairs to check on her husband to find him being attacked by a gator.

She successfully fended off the monster, pulled her husband back onto the porch and went back into the house for first aid and her phone.

When she returned, the husband was missing. RIP.

This, this is the secondary danger of a hurricane in southern LA. Slidell is on the northeast shore of Lake Pontchartrain.


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 Quoting: TXP


crocnado. coming next on netflix.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
When I was a kid, the women in my family had (store-bought) alligator purses, and hunting was very common. We didn't hunt, but most everyone we knew did. Grandparents lived in Florida for decades, they never mentioned alligators. Snakes, yes. Granny killed a big once.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Holy damn, I cannot even process this report.

70 year old Slidell man lived with his wife in a two story home, and they decided to ride out the hurricane in the second floor of the home when the lower floor started to take on water.

After the hurricane passed, the husband went downstairs and onto the back porch to check damage. The wife heard "a commotion" and decided to go downstairs to check on her husband to find him being attacked by a gator.

She successfully fended off the monster, pulled her husband back onto the porch and went back into the house for first aid and her phone.

When she returned, the husband was missing. RIP.

This, this is the secondary danger of a hurricane in southern LA. Slidell is on the northeast shore of Lake Pontchartrain.


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 Quoting: TXP

And let the gator drag the man on in and down.....can you imagine what he was thinking as she jumped up and left him laying at the edge?
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
When I was a kid, the women in my family had (store-bought) alligator purses, and hunting was very common. We didn't hunt, but most everyone we knew did. Grandparents lived in Florida for decades, they never mentioned alligators. Snakes, yes. Granny killed a big once.
 Quoting: Glaber


We used to see films and pictures of Florida with all the lovely birds like flamingos etc.

I believe the damn alligators were just about exterminated by the 1960s when some dumb decision was made to declare them endangered. Everybody that visited Florida brought home a small mummified one, remember those things?

What a nightmare and now those anacondas and pythons too, eating everything that moves. All the birds and wildlife destroyed thanks to State and government mismanagement.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Grew some.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
you dont think the real story is that she was sick of his shit, killed him, hid the body and made up the story?
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Let me guess, he died of covid?
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Definitely a covid death

The covid made him delirious causing him to pet the 'gator

Gator, clouded by covid, couldn't resist a free meal.
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Re: Hurricane horror - Gator attack in Slidell...
Let me guess, he died of covid?
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That's right! He died of COVID





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