ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80549195 United Kingdom 08/16/2021 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the late 1970's, sketch comedy show SCTV parodied Abbot & Costello's famous routine in a smash-up with "Midnight Express," the movie, about the American caught with hasheesh in Turkey & rotted in prison there as a result. It was hysterically funny, especially, "the routine," who's on first (2 mins. into paroday.) Also part of the smashup- "Midnight Special," the nbc rock showcase show that would pre-empt "snl" once a month, one Saturday a month and hosted by "Wolfman" Jack. |
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User ID: 57854626 United States 08/16/2021 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WHO is in charge of the Vaccinations? Absolutely. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 39884725 Canada 08/16/2021 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 😆😆😆 Quoting: Follower of Jesus Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Yes.’ Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’ Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’ Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick. Bud: ‘Ok.’ Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ Bud: ‘That’s right.’ Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Certainly.’ Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ Bud: ‘That’s fine.’ Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’ Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’ Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’ Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’ Bud: ‘I know.’ Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’ Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’ Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’ Bud: ‘Correct.’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’ Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’ Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’ Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’ Bud: ‘Third base.’ End Scene. Great and now add in the fake PCR test and the lunacy continues... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39884725 Canada 08/16/2021 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can i come in? Have you got your covid pass? No! Then you cant come in! Well, how do I get a covid pass? You get one when your vaccinated! But Im allergict to the vaccine! The you just apply for an exemption! Great well I have an exemption now so can I come in? No Why not? Because we don't recognise your exemption! So Im not exempt? You are but you you cant come in But but but but but... Yaaaaa but |
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(OP) User ID: 80640857 United States 08/16/2021 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | W.H.O's on first base. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39884725 Ya, the good old days of A and C Great post OP. Really shows how stupid all this Covid nonsense has become. Last Edited by Follower of Jesus on 08/16/2021 10:25 PM Follower of Jesus (FoJ) |
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