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I am The Paradox - After years of wondering if I was The Paradox it was finally confirmed

 
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I am The Paradox - After years of wondering if I was The Paradox it was finally confirmed
I was given the message on my 33rd birthday on the 11th.
Beings descended from the skies and told me I am The Paradox.

Nobodies and anomalies are nothing compared to me. I have more power in my pinky finger than all of their power combined.


My mission has officially started.
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Pull my finger
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Pick
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Pull my finger
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The Paradox does not entertain such pettiness
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can you do card tricks?
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can you do card tricks?
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The Paradox can do actual magic
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can you do card tricks?
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The Paradox can do actual magic
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but that doesn't answer the question
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can you do card tricks?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78150388


The Paradox can do actual magic
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Ok, show us NOW and stop talking.
A.I.B.I.A.
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can you do card tricks?
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The Paradox can do actual magic
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45876375


Ok, show us NOW and stop talking.
 Quoting: ThePassenger



The Paradox chooses when, not you
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Those who proclaim to be Devine, are pretenders.

If and when an entity comes to this world, modesty and anonymity are what they would seek.

Hubris would disqualify them from the title. It’s not a title to be stolen, but to be bestowed upon.

The mantle would be denied out of modesty, and only taken up reluctantly. Once self realization occurs, they would go through a period of disbelief and self denial, followed by the desire to remain hidden.

You are not worthy.
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*Divine.
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Everyone has the potential. That is why they want you all dead. To stop people from realizing it and changing the world.
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Pull my finger
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The Paradox does not entertain such pettiness
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You still pulled it...
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This will fade and the nobody threads will continue
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I shall be busy this night transmuting low vibrational energy into higher vibrational energy.
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GLP acolytes, you are doing surprisingly well humbly serving The Paradox
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One interesting story about The Paradox. I was in a lower income neighborhood in a major metropolitan area recently. It was 3:30 AM local time. I went to this location to raise the atomic vibratory rate. It had to be at 3:30 AM in order to maximize my powers which depends on the Earth being at galactic midnight, meaning we were facing away from the galactic center.

I went into an alley and tried not to draw attention to myself. However 20 minutes into my meditation I was approached by 8 local residents. They seemed unhappy at my presence and let me know this. I did not move and continued my meditation in the lotus position.

One then said "you picked the wrong place cracker, you dead boy". All 8 proceeded to attempt to punch, kick, and stab me. This stimulation actually brought my focus to the next level. My energetic force field repeled all attacks. After 20 seconds they seemed bewildered and scared. Then one pulled a handgun and shot me at almost point blank 6 times. I then started laughing. They all ran away. I ran after them and tripped one of them. The rest continued to run. I picked him up by his throat off the ground. He was urinating in his pants. I simply said "you are lucky I didn't kill all of you". I dropped him on the ground and he was shaking with fear. I then went on to finish my energy work.
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One interesting story about The Paradox. I was in a lower income neighborhood in a major metropolitan area recently. It was 3:30 AM local time. I went to this location to raise the atomic vibratory rate. It had to be at 3:30 AM in order to maximize my powers which depends on the Earth being at galactic midnight, meaning we were facing away from the galactic center.

I went into an alley and tried not to draw attention to myself. However 20 minutes into my meditation I was approached by 8 local residents. They seemed unhappy at my presence and let me know this. I did not move and continued my meditation in the lotus position.

One then said "you picked the wrong place cracker, you dead boy". All 8 proceeded to attempt to punch, kick, and stab me. This stimulation actually brought my focus to the next level. My energetic force field repeled all attacks. After 20 seconds they seemed bewildered and scared. Then one pulled a handgun and shot me at almost point blank 6 times. I then started laughing. They all ran away. I ran after them and tripped one of them. The rest continued to run. I picked him up by his throat off the ground. He was urinating in his pants. I simply said "you are lucky I didn't kill all of you". I dropped him on the ground and he was shaking with fear. I then went on to finish my energy work.
 Quoting: The Paradox 76758015


ILYS-dude
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One interesting story about The Paradox. I was in a lower income neighborhood in a major metropolitan area recently. It was 3:30 AM local time. I went to this location to raise the atomic vibratory rate. It had to be at 3:30 AM in order to maximize my powers which depends on the Earth being at galactic midnight, meaning we were facing away from the galactic center.

I went into an alley and tried not to draw attention to myself. However 20 minutes into my meditation I was approached by 8 local residents. They seemed unhappy at my presence and let me know this. I did not move and continued my meditation in the lotus position.

One then said "you picked the wrong place cracker, you dead boy". All 8 proceeded to attempt to punch, kick, and stab me. This stimulation actually brought my focus to the next level. My energetic force field repeled all attacks. After 20 seconds they seemed bewildered and scared. Then one pulled a handgun and shot me at almost point blank 6 times. I then started laughing. They all ran away. I ran after them and tripped one of them. The rest continued to run. I picked him up by his throat off the ground. He was urinating in his pants. I simply said "you are lucky I didn't kill all of you". I dropped him on the ground and he was shaking with fear. I then went on to finish my energy work.
 Quoting: The Paradox 76758015


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Everyone has the potential. That is why they want you all dead. To stop people from realizing it and changing the world.
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yoda
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The Paradox is AMAZING
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Can you blow yourself Praradox?

The N can.

And he doesn't even boast.
Daozen appears to be mentally impaired, but harmless.

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bump
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There are rumors floating around that The Paradox is about to take out the nobody
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can you do card tricks?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78150388


The Paradox can do actual magic
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Ok, show us NOW and stop talking.
 Quoting: ThePassenger



The Paradox chooses when, not you
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hesright
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There are rumors floating around that The Paradox is about to take out the nobody
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That's what I'm hearing too
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The Paradox may be our only hope
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There are rumors floating around that The Paradox is about to take out the nobody
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That's what I'm hearing too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77088231


So all these AC replies are from one basement dwelling COINTEL douche.
Daozen appears to be mentally impaired, but harmless.

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There are rumors floating around that The Paradox is about to take out the nobody
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79336301


That's what I'm hearing too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77088231


So all these AC replies are from one basement dwelling COINTEL douche.
 Quoting: Daozen


There are rumors floating around that The Paradox is about to take out the nobody
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79336301


That's what I'm hearing too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77088231


So all these AC replies are from one basement dwelling COINTEL douche.
 Quoting: Daozen


The Paradox doesn't deal with peons like yourself
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But you did just issue death threats.

So, calling mediation.

98% sure this is Protoi777

~O~
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