I am The Paradox - After years of wondering if I was The Paradox it was finally confirmed

One interesting story about The Paradox. I was in a lower income neighborhood in a major metropolitan area recently. It was 3:30 AM local time. I went to this location to raise the atomic vibratory rate. It had to be at 3:30 AM in order to maximize my powers which depends on the Earth being at galactic midnight, meaning we were facing away from the galactic center.

I went into an alley and tried not to draw attention to myself. However 20 minutes into my meditation I was approached by 8 local residents. They seemed unhappy at my presence and let me know this. I did not move and continued my meditation in the lotus position.

One then said "you picked the wrong place cracker, you dead boy". All 8 proceeded to attempt to punch, kick, and stab me. This stimulation actually brought my focus to the next level. My energetic force field repeled all attacks. After 20 seconds they seemed bewildered and scared. Then one pulled a handgun and shot me at almost point blank 6 times. I then started laughing. They all ran away. I ran after them and tripped one of them. The rest continued to run. I picked him up by his throat off the ground. He was urinating in his pants. I simply said "you are lucky I didn't kill all of you". I dropped him on the ground and he was shaking with fear. I then went on to finish my energy work.

So you’re saying you don’t have a cape ?

I’m sure we can fashion one for you - Stars and Stripes ?

What other superpowers do you have?

He makes the Avengers look like school children