UFO captured in Minnesota. Not starlink.

99% chance it's ours.
Government sponsored UFO hysteria the last couple weeks then they just happen to capture the clearest photo of a UFO I've ever seen.
Not suspicious at all.

I wonder if aliens taste like chicken or does that shiny grey skin make em taste more like frog legs?

Any thoughts?

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It's amazing how 95% of the time when a "UFO" report says that it isn't a certain something, that's exactly what it turns out to be. This was indeed Starlink. Jase Smith posted this to facebook on May 16th, he says he saw it the previous night (May 15th), and he lives in Minneapolis. The Starlink satellites that launched earlier that day, a launch I was actually at, passed over Minneapolis that evening and would have formed a very tight train of satellites just like what his photos show.
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Just because he saw some other Starlink satellites two weeks beforehand is meaningless. Catching them just hours after launch is a unique experience; they separate from each other over time and even a few days later the train is much more separated and just looks like a series of individual satellites. It so happens that I captured a cell phone shot of what Starlink looks like the evening after it's launched, when I was in New Mexico about a month ago. It's the same thing, a streak in the image.
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By eye it looks like a UFO, everyone else watching in the crowd thought it looked like a giant UFO in the sky. If I hadn't have told them what it was, they might have it reported it as such, just as Jase did. Note, the other image on the left side of Stella's post did not come from Jase and is unrelated. Jase doesn't want to admit it was Starlink, he wants it to be something more fantastic, but it's just the Starlink satellites that launched earlier that day.

This is the video

I wonder if aliens taste like chicken or does that shiny grey skin make em taste more like frog legs?

Any thoughts?

I've seen those before in NC and SC.

According to that one guy last year the aliens said we aren't ready for disclosure.

That’s a geese. Move along.

All the networks are pushing the UFO narrative.
Focus on the audit! It's a distraction.

That is a Terran Battlecruiser capital ship.

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