Human Penis’s are shrinking

When there's likely nano plastics in the air and estrogen in the water supply what else would you expect to happen?

Now we need to see if women's clits are growing. I think we'll have our answer if this is happening.

The Asians will be rubbing cloacas together to reproduce...

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Last Edited by BRIEF on 03/25/2021 09:01 AM

Im in a meeting ill check after

That's one way to get people on board with the new green deal.

So who's job is it to go out and measure dicks?

As long as it's a zoom meeting, you should be all good!

I blame the cold weather.

Confirmed. Zoom meetings are filled with the airing of all the effairs.

My ex-cunt...she's fucked them all...

Global warming killed my sex drive and now pollution is shrinking my tiny penis

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Global warming affects sexual desire among both women and men. Climate change could cause a drop in fertility

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hehe , happend in Romania with the Sport minister last year

Every single dic pic ever sent automatically forwards a copy of itself to the Pentagons Science Division to be measured and cataloged.

I know. I've lost several inches already. Where will it end?

I knew it wasn't my fault! Damn nano plastics! I need to show my wife and her boyfriend this, they might let me sleep in the spare bedroom tonight and not in the garage with the dog.

Now who in the fuck has been measuring penises?? Why haven't I been notified?? I want answers. I demand an explanation!!!
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Let's ask Michael Obama if this is true!!
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It's "penii" or, if you accept the loose modern standards for spelling, "penises".

It's NOT Penis's!!

Don't be a dick about it

Yup and they are all here at GLP making women hating threads! Cuz of there small wee penis.

rub some bacon on it?

Yep.............I can testify to that !!!!!

4G... 5G... MICROWAVE... Smart Meters... WI FI... Tramadol Feninyl... Pregabalin... Atenolol... Buscapan... Quinine...Statins...Processed Meat...Genetically Modified Food...Astrazenica...........well thats my excuses !!!!

Guess I'm unaffected.

Good thing I am not in the market for a husband.

IT'S BECAUSE...IM TIRED...UH!

That's okay. When the paratroopers land Red Dawn style we're not going to be looking for wives either. It's really okay though. It's just the way it is.

We'll all power through it in our own way.