Ashtar command surrounds your planet with an army larger than ten times the population of it.

Sweet. Ive got a council with the Ashtar Command im sure. They weren't too pleased with my heh "episode" a couple years back.

MICHAEL JESUS ATON CHRIST of Nebadon?

You forgot to take your medication again.

Take it, you'll feel better.

Best news I've heard in a long time. Can they just get started and wipe this shithole out already?

Not with Joe Biden as president of America

If we believe in them do we get to have orgies like if we joined the Raliens? Asking for a fren.

Normally I would view the title of this thread with more skepticism.

But you should check out Gina Marie Colvin Hill website for some interesting pictures of what appears to be an Armada of Spaceships that have been coming towards the Earth for the past two years!!

That and the YouTube video called THE UNDERGROUND WAR HAPPENING NOW PT 1-3.

Whatever is happening it's big!

The Earth is not a spinning water ball in a 'space vacuum, that globe cult idea is just silly and impossible.

MICHAEL JESUS ATON CHRIST of Nebadon?


Apparently. I am in contact with a spirit that claims that she is Nammu also known as Sophia and she says that God helped her create this universe and that my soul was born from that.


There is a code in the very first sentence of practically all English Bibles that goes: I(9=completion)n t(20:year)he b(2:year)eginning G(7:year)od c(3:month)reated T(20:day)he which gives us 20 march 2027 as a date on which everything is co9mpleted (leaving the typo in)/fulfilled. It is not a date it is a deadline, it could theorethically be tomorrow, but I doubt that. I have been told that a mandate will be given out after which it will take only a day.


Eventually maybe. Sex is not hurtful in itself but causes lots of hurt in many different ways. As it stands now orgies lead to loads of hurt because of stuff like exclusion, so I advise against it for now.


I am sure that my last forced injection has not yet worn off.


No that is someone else.





If you did not severely hurt anyone with your episode I am sure that it will be fine.


Thanks I will check it out.

10:1 odds, if they bleed when can kill them

You can only see them when they want you to.

they can take over your mind and body.

If you manage to kill one of them they will have a new body within I am not even going to try to ask (they almost never answer me directly anyway) but I am sure it will be very fast. The replacement might be tapping on your shoulder while your still trying to get the knife out of the body.

Word!

Ask me questions. There is an opportunity now before I blow up.

And listen to the (instrumental) music damnit.

[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]

qmudbump

Should be interesting.

If I should happen to run into one of these fellas, what's the traditional Ashtar greeting?

They are telepathic. You can contact them at any time, they can hear your thoughts. They might even reply if that will not make you go catatonic.

I am not sure if there is a single traditional Ashtar command greeting.

That’s such bullshit in fact yeah star command is responsible for the biggest fraud case in America look it up. Many people were prosecuted and if you have anything to do with him and get near them you become on a watchlist. You will also be prosecuted

Sounds like a big job. are you hiring for the end of the world assitance?

They'd better hurry! Things are deteriorating exponentially down here.

I am talking about the universal interdimensional military and police force. Not some earthbound organization.



Yes, but I am not paying in fiat or otherwise fiduciary money and whatever I will pay will have to come later.

What are your skills?



Well, we need to hurry actually. They are not allowed to just act, they need a mandate from God.

We need to establish Hafavun ASAP on this planet.

I looked this thread up again because I made an Ashtar Command song.

[link to soundcloud.com (secure)]

Would you kindly piss off with this type of content from GPL?

I know there are some pretty dumb people here, but there is plenty of Us who know exactly where this kind of mind bendingly imbecilic stories are fabricated (CIA).

We have enough of the literalistic bible tards on here already, we don't need no Ashtar Jehova witnesses to boot.

Nope, this the real deal, infidel.

There could be a very small chance that I am being used by the CIA or something, but That seems highly unlikely to me, the would be victim or brainwashed perpetrator.

What is more likely is that God died on my 25th birthday and it was for a big part my fault like I got told on my 25th birthday By Beings that had been pretending to be telepathic and semi physical contact with the love of my life for (I just checked how many months and of course it's nine, fuckers) 9 months.

But what I really believe is this Hafavun stuff and that this universe was just meant to be all that serious and everyone gets the fucking joke except humonkity.

Bring it on, space boy.

I don't like doctors and I don't like democratic republics, but Congo is okay I guess.

Bit non pig, reap soy.

I cannot seem to post a post I wanted to post because glp so you get an anagram as a test.

OP, are you the Facebook Guy with a wig?

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