COCA COLA told me to stop being white, so I sagged my pants, started smoking weed & disrespecting women and was fired today. ASK ME A QUESTION

So you’re white trailer trash with no ass or suspenders to hold your pants up?

Whatever you want me to be!
It's GLP!

Did your wiener grow?

I just started stealing my soda.

No

Nice! Good angle.

I think we qualify for reparations now.

Have you stolen a car and performed a sideshow yet?

Not yet. I think that mainly happens on Fridays and Saturdays

Do you think to be less white means to be more afro-american?

So you started smoking weed ? Are you a fat white beer drinker Retard

Any race other than white.
But since it happened during Black History Month, I was assuming that is what they were hinting.

Afro- Americans do not represent people of color.

I am whatever you want me to be.
It is GLP!

Coca Cola said so.

Otherwise they would have picked any other month than BHM...

Weed is a human thing, of a black thing.

Sagging pants yeah , but why not just start sucker punching people and eating fry chicken and watermelon

Yeah they use it to distract from the unfair equal distribution of wealth.

Coca Cola should pay reparations for all the diabeetus they caused.

Hmmmm. Sounds good.
I'll pick up some Colt 45 this weekend and get to town.

I can be authentic with a criminal record.

wait



so you used the 'be less racist' (aka less white) advise and ended up being more racist as a result?

The thing common to indigenous people regardless of race, nationality, or culture is they don’t farm. They don’t lift limestone blocks to the top of pyramids, they would prefer not to do any animal husbandry either. They want to go back to the garden of eden and drink the clear water from a pristine stream while walking naked in the forest far away from other people. Of course they want to eat from an endless buffet with good silverware too.

Some of the older ones actually remember living in the garden, or something much more like it in the not too distant past. These times and the garden are not just memories and rumors.

I guess. I mean, if I use blackface now, I will just say I am trying to be less white since they imply all white people are racist .

are we allowed which ethnicity they want us to act more like?

Probably. But look at the timing.
I picked up on their subtle hints.
Black History Month & Be less racist.

Why are you replying to yourself? It's quite obvious the first dozen comments are spoofs.

As it yours by that logic, right?

my brotha

I threw away my work boots.

Your threads are pretty annoying, so expect a downvote if I see a user ID beginning with 800.

Sup, yo?
Wanna go put summe deeze wyatt peeble in amberlamps playing da knockout game?

But you are here... Again.
So you must be attracted to them enough to read AND reply.