So my son jumped up from the computer with his headphones plugged in and broke the thing off in the port.

Stay classy, cunt face.

I'm actually an electronics engineer.

I just didn't feel like messing with it.

I'd rather take it in and have them pull it out.

Sure I could take it apart and fix it, but whatever.

I dont want to bother with it.

Use a paperclip with a tiny dot of superglue on it. than sick it to the jack, let is dry and pull it out. But be very careful with the glue.

That's why I'm just taking it to best buy.

I dont want to gunk up the port for later use.

I have money to do it.

I'd rather let pros handle it.

Time is money. I’d much rather pay someone else to do it, saving time for better things.

This is also how I learned to hate computers, after fixing them corporately for a living. I’d pay someone to fix my shit too if it saved me the hassle and I could drink a beer instead. Good on ya brother.

Take pc apart. Then I can push it out from inside.

Replace the computer with alot of books and watch as your son get smarter instead of dumber

Exactly.

Just use an oxy and heat the port up, make sure the oxygen is turned down low, no need to get crazy...

Lmao, the fucking hate u get for asking anything on this bathroom stall forum.

cant u get a smaller tool? some small plyers?

I worked at BestBuy for 5 years. If a couple tries with a grip stick doesn't work, then they will try to talk you into buying Total Tech Support, and replace the motherboard.

Yeah, I'm not a dumbass.

I'm a computer engineer man.

I just dont have the grip tools on hand.

You come on GLP and make a thread about computer repair on a "conspiracy" site... Who's the freak??

Why is that a problem for you?

Who are you to tell me what I can ask?

How about you go fuck yourself?

Dont like that?

Fuck yourself again.

I can say whatever the fuck i want.

Fucking coward.

Op.. try break usb in port. then use super glue. try see how works. use butterknife to remove video card. should work.

There is a special tool. I am in pc repair and bought one but have yet to use it. It’s a tiny hallow tube with a slit up the side so you can go in around it, squeeze and pull it right out.

I wish you were here now.

Op...Super Duper PC Fixer here (have my own business): is very simple. open up pc, disconnect all power cables... remove hard drive. throw that away. its in the way. remove video card using butterknife. throw that away too.. we going to replace that. now get in there with a soldering iron. snip all wires to jack. now solder the jack to a wire. pull. try that. 100% will work.

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Maybe his butt-plug wasn't in deep enough.

This is how Hunter Biden got caught.

By OP. Dont leave anything o the stove when you get the knock on the door.

What a loser. A guy tells you the perfect solution and you choose to continue with being a victim.

Cut the tooth pic in half with a pair of scissors to give you a wider flat surface. Put the superglue on this surface. It will soak into the wood leaving only sufficient glue on the surface. Press against the end of the headphone jack. Hold it for 5 minutes. Pull fast. You only need to impart an impulse to the jack for it to pop out.

If you use commonsense and don’t overload the tooth pic with glue this will fix the issue.

USB sound card