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Covid-19 is an AMAZING virus. Key features:

 
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- It causes conspiracy nuts to over generalize, and sympathize with other conspiracy nuts.

That is all.
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The assymptomatics are the great scapegoats in this plandemic.
ALL of thr draconian imposed rules are because of those. There is where resides the fakery.
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Thanks op

we need to get on this soon


In October there will be a world wide event, which will be the real reason for the shutdowns.

They can't enforce their vaccines with at least 20% of the population not going to comply, so they will need the event to happen to put the whole world into chaos, in which they will restore order.
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Good one AC. hf

The wheels have fallen off on the narrative of this PLAN-Demic. It has for me.

There has to be a reason for them to keep this snowball rolling..

I made a comment on YT/Masks and they dove on me like a pack of Seagulls picking away on a open Box of Saltines "Salted" of any reality I presented. Trying to keep this Bull Sh^t alive!
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Covid shuts down economies but only in blue states. It's not very deadly when compared to the 1918 Spanish Flu.
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- also it has no effect on anti gov. rioters from bellarus according to merkel germans mainstream news media who wants to get rid of its pro Putin president...
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Giant Fvcking HOAX!
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Most astute post op. It was a relief to see satire so well written.

Security Theater for the win.
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Excellent analysis and explanation.
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OP needs to knuckledrag his dumb ass to a maskless Trump rally so he can die in Covid-19 misery
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glp equivalent is banning the ACs...who ALWAYS create more problems than add value...and so that valuable posters like BIG DUKE can get their valuable words out
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- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

- construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated...

- also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform...

- it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals...

- also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

- we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators...

- and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses...

- categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror...

- it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus...

- there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus...

- even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that...

- in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months...

- every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay...

- experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses...

- we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity...

- only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history...

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.
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Post of the Year!!

God Bless you, my friend.
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Very well written...funny but with a deeper truth.

Mark of great satire
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That was GREAT
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- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

 Quoting: Gdchappy

For some mysterious reason this happened, in Belgium and/or The Netherlands but particularly in Germany where vast numbers of slaughterhouse personnel was involved who appeared to all have their lunch together at big tables but also shared vans for transport to and from the workplace... they all broke the most elementary pandemic regulations, and those are the people who were handling our food at the most basic level.

You can't say this is just coincidence. This is at the very least willful neglect.
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In the early days of the AIDS epidemic, the average guy lived over 9 years, asymptomatic with the virus. Felt fine. Then it hits, and you die.

Your refusal to face the possibility of a slow acting lab created monster with 4 HIV inserts is common and ignorant.

Take antivirals. C, D, Bs, zinc, selenium, quercetin, elderberry, and many more.

The clock is ticking.
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OP needs to knuckledrag his dumb ass to a maskless Trump rally so he can die in Covid-19 misery
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You seem to be on the wrong forum, dumbass.
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OP needs to knuckledrag his dumb ass to a maskless Trump rally so he can die in Covid-19 misery
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glp equivalent is banning the ACs...who ALWAYS create more problems than add value...and so that valuable posters like BIG DUKE can get their valuable words out
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Oh and the virus will spread in Britain now if you are in a group larger than six people. The power mad British government told me so and they don't need no hard science neither because the lawyers by trade are suddenly health experts and scientists! rolleyes

For some reason 6 is the magical number that stops the corona virus. 6 feet social distancing, Only six people allowed in a social group etc.
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- cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'...

- it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches...

- has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores...

- the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors...

- the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA)

- construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated...

- also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform...

- it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals...

- also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus...

- we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators...

- and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses...

- categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror...

- it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus...

- there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus...

- even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that...

- in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months...

- every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay...

- experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses...

- we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity...

- only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history...

- also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.
 Quoting: Gdchappy


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Covid-19 is the only cold virus in the history of cold viruses where having no symptoms is a symptom and means you are highly contagious!
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In the early days of the AIDS epidemic, the average guy lived over 9 years, asymptomatic with the virus. Felt fine. Then it hits, and you die.

Your refusal to face the possibility of a slow acting lab created monster with 4 HIV inserts is common and ignorant.

Take antivirals. C, D, Bs, zinc, selenium, quercetin, elderberry, and many more.

The clock is ticking.
 Quoting: Prayandprepare000


Covid-19 is a souped up cold virus not aids.

Besides we didn't shut down society for Aids but we have shut down our society for covid. Fuck that!

Also covid has a 99.9 survival and recovery rate and only causes the sniffles in most healthy people. Can Aids say the same thing? No it cannot.
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- It causes conspiracy nuts to over generalize, and sympathize with other conspiracy nuts.

That is all.
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It also causes people like you to stick your head in the sand and ignore the abuse of power by governments using the emergency powers act.
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OP needs to knuckledrag his dumb ass to a maskless Trump rally so he can die in Covid-19 misery
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Seriously, you've never had Green that wasn't from reporting abusive posts- you're a green karma miner- and here you are insulting op.

Nice abusive post, hypocrite!
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In the early days of the AIDS epidemic, the average guy lived over 9 years, asymptomatic with the virus. Felt fine. Then it hits, and you die.

Your refusal to face the possibility of a slow acting lab created monster with 4 HIV inserts is common and ignorant.

Take antivirals. C, D, Bs, zinc, selenium, quercetin, elderberry, and many more.

The clock is ticking.
 Quoting: Prayandprepare000


Covid-19 is a souped up cold virus not aids.

Besides we didn't shut down society for Aids but we have shut down our society for covid. Fuck that!

Also covid has a 99.9 survival and recovery rate and only causes the sniffles in most healthy people. Can Aids say the same thing? No it cannot.
 Quoting: 2hot2handle


Also there is no vaccine nor will there ever be one for Aids since it doesn't work like a flu virus so even if they spliced some Aids dna into a cold virus it still doesn't mean the cold virus is going to behave like an Aids virus otherwise why would they be trying to get a vaccine for Covid-19. The aids virus is not defeated by the immune system like covid is.
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OP needs to knuckledrag his dumb ass to a maskless Trump rally so he can die in Covid-19 misery
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You sir are the knuckle dragging fuckwit. If the gubbermint told you that you were female you would start shoving tampons in your ass.
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In the early days of the AIDS epidemic, the average guy lived over 9 years, asymptomatic with the virus. Felt fine. Then it hits, and you die.

Your refusal to face the possibility of a slow acting lab created monster with 4 HIV inserts is common and ignorant.

Take antivirals. C, D, Bs, zinc, selenium, quercetin, elderberry, and many more.

The clock is ticking.
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Covid-19 is a souped up cold virus not aids.

Besides we didn't shut down society for Aids but we have shut down our society for covid. Fuck that!

Also covid has a 99.9 survival and recovery rate and only causes the sniffles in most healthy people. Can Aids say the same thing? No it cannot.
 Quoting: 2hot2handle


Also there is no vaccine nor will there ever be one for Aids since it doesn't work like a flu virus so even if they spliced some Aids dna into a cold virus it still doesn't mean the cold virus is going to behave like an Aids virus otherwise why would they be trying to get a vaccine for Covid-19. The aids virus is not defeated by the immune system like covid is.
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Defeated? You miss the point.

99.9 survival and recovery rate? You miss the point. Could have said the same thing six months after getting HIV. Could say that 8 years after most of the time.

You know more than the guy who discovered HIV and talks about the inserts into the genetic code?

You know more than all the doctors talking about eerie parallels with HIV regarding white blood cells?

Yes, we need to open up. We can't stay in lockdown. But we need to do it honestly. This could be a ticking timebomb that in 10 years will decimate humanity.

Take your antivirals.
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The virus also knows not to infect peaceful protesters who have gathered in large groups for over 100 days but it knows to infect conservative gatherings


Here’s the far left idiot’s answer when asked why everyone in Michigan needs to mask up but the rioters.

“ Jim that’s because there is no evidence that protests have had any discernible impact on transmission.
And let’s refer to the Governor by her name or her title and leave the name calling off this page.“


This guy, who recently was elected for a city council seat, is an unknown from out of town and magically wins a small town election over the first black female, right!

He’s an AOC lover, quotes all her posts
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The virus also knows not to infect peaceful protesters who have gathered in large groups for over 100 days but it knows to infect conservative gatherings


Here’s the far left idiot’s answer when asked why everyone in Michigan needs to mask up but the rioters.

“ Jim that’s because there is no evidence that protests have had any discernible impact on transmission.
And let’s refer to the Governor by her name or her title and leave the name calling off this page.“


This guy, who recently was elected for a city council seat, is an unknown from out of town and magically wins a small town election over the first black female, right!

He’s an AOC lover, quotes all her posts
 Quoting: ~kpm~



Ya and Sturgis was supposedly a super spreader event, give me a break! It's all a bunch of BS.
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My fellow humans, more and more doctors are raising their voices to speak against this plandemic.

In Portugal, we already have "Médicos pela Verdade" (Medical Doctors for the Truth), this is transforming in a worldwide movement.

I'll leave you here with this 30 min video where 3 german and 1 austrian doctor speak out.

The TRUTH WILL PREVAIL. THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE.






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