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User ID: 75115054 United States 09/15/2020 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "...categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror..." YES YES YES *THANK YOU!* Bless my fuck "It’s in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down.” — Hunter S. Thompson "I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling!" :rockon: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77746911 United Kingdom 09/15/2020 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Remember the 1918 influenza (wink, wink) only got bad after the soldiers were all immunized. Then the influenza (wink, wink) made it a mandatory emergency for everyone to get immunized. It was only then that it became a worldwide pandemic. All I can say is that the vaccine really saved our asses. Or made us asses. Or something. Let's all hope the vaccine this fall comes just in time for the next wave to start... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76731271 Canada 09/15/2020 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'... Quoting: Gdchappy - it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches... - has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores... - the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors... - the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA) - construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated... - also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform... - it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals... - also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus... - we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators... - and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses... - categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror... - it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus... - there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus... - even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that... - in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months... - every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay... - experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses... - we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity... - only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history... - also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world. I almost choked laughing hard. Thanks for a great post! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79351687 Canada 09/15/2020 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the early days of the AIDS epidemic, the average guy lived over 9 years, asymptomatic with the virus. Felt fine. Then it hits, and you die. Quoting: Prayandprepare000 Your refusal to face the possibility of a slow acting lab created monster with 4 HIV inserts is common and ignorant. Take antivirals. C, D, Bs, zinc, selenium, quercetin, elderberry, and many more. The clock is ticking. Covid-19 is a souped up cold virus not aids. Besides we didn't shut down society for Aids but we have shut down our society for covid. Fuck that! Also covid has a 99.9 survival and recovery rate and only causes the sniffles in most healthy people. Can Aids say the same thing? No it cannot. Also there is no vaccine nor will there ever be one for Aids since it doesn't work like a flu virus so even if they spliced some Aids dna into a cold virus it still doesn't mean the cold virus is going to behave like an Aids virus otherwise why would they be trying to get a vaccine for Covid-19. The aids virus is not defeated by the immune system like covid is. Defeated? You miss the point. 99.9 survival and recovery rate? You miss the point. Could have said the same thing six months after getting HIV. Could say that 8 years after most of the time. You know more than the guy who discovered HIV and talks about the inserts into the genetic code? You know more than all the doctors talking about eerie parallels with HIV regarding white blood cells? Yes, we need to open up. We can't stay in lockdown. But we need to do it honestly. This could be a ticking timebomb that in 10 years will decimate humanity. Take your antivirals. It's not Aids! You can't make a vaccine for aids but you can for covid though it's constantly mutating so it vaccine protection doesn't last very long. You don't get covid for life like you do Aids. You clearly are not using logic nor common sense here and haven't a clue how covid works. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9296373 United States 09/15/2020 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | basically it's like any other coronavirus ... this one hit hard and fast because it was far enough away genetically from other coronaviruses that there was a little less immunity ... because it came from a lab and had been out of circulation as its wild peers evolved that's what i think, anyway |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9296373 United States 09/15/2020 10:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My significant other only has one lung. He lost a lung to cancer in his 30s, which is extremely rare. 10 years later, he functions as normal, fit as a fiddle. On Sunday we kayaked 10 super-winding miles, for example. It was initially scary hearing about the bi-lateral pneumonia in young people. At 46 years old, even though he is healthy as can be, one lung would make him a goner. I really wanted him to stay home and isolate. He didn't. He simply washed his hands a lot like always and got a lot of fresh air and sunshine like always. He continued working (outdoors) and still shopping and doing everything as normal, being around all the kids and such. He had survived stage 3 lung cancer, he sure AF wasn't going to stop living now. He couldn't wait to go out to eat, and has been doing all the things he can just like normal. Fast forward 6 months - he's not had a sniffle. Thank goodness he listened to his body and not the experts. He would have missed out on 6 months of life he never expected to have. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78664335 United States 09/15/2020 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - It causes conspiracy nuts to over generalize, and sympathize with other conspiracy nuts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74830072 That is all. Well said. This post is stupid. Your first point is really stupid. More people have died in the US in the last 6 months from all causes of death than ANY 6 month period in history. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65367016 United Kingdom 09/15/2020 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love the topic. Pointed out so many of these for months. Always bring them up when my bro starts "fear-Fear-FEAR!!" over "the virus." He just goes quiet and tunes me out. Stressed the hell out of my mum 100x more than the virus, him going all fear-porn for months. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69341938 United States 09/15/2020 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78638155 Portugal 09/15/2020 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love the topic. Pointed out so many of these for months. Always bring them up when my bro starts "fear-Fear-FEAR!!" over "the virus." He just goes quiet and tunes me out. Stressed the hell out of my mum 100x more than the virus, him going all fear-porn for months. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65367016 More and more medical doctors are talking about this unnecessary fear porn. Politicians and journalists are the ones propaganding the fear. They know NOTHING about medicine. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69341938 United States 09/15/2020 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - It causes conspiracy nuts to over generalize, and sympathize with other conspiracy nuts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74830072 That is all. Well said. This post is stupid. Your first point is really stupid. More people have died in the US in the last 6 months from all causes of death than ANY 6 month period in history. Everything egregious thing they say and do they'll project and pretend like they're taking the high road. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78638155 Portugal 09/15/2020 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Anti-maskers forced to dig graves for COVID-19 victims in Indonesia" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69341938 [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. Oh really? You sound like a N az i. Really think about what you said, you moron. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69341938 United States 09/15/2020 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Anti-maskers forced to dig graves for COVID-19 victims in Indonesia" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69341938 [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. Oh really? You sound like a N az i. Really think about what you said, you moron. I'm not afraid to fight the good fight regardless of how you try to twist it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78638155 Portugal 09/15/2020 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Anti-maskers forced to dig graves for COVID-19 victims in Indonesia" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69341938 [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. Oh really? You sound like a N az i. Really think about what you said, you moron. I'm not afraid to fight the good fight regardless of how you try to twist it! The good fight...yeah...more like the ignorant fight. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78700523 Japan 09/15/2020 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It really exposed Vit D3 deficiencies in the public. Even Fauci had to finally come out and say it. If you have a good amount of D3, along with normal levels of Vit C and zinc in your diet, you are 95% protected from any viral infection. Should be common knowledge. But the medical professionals can't make money off sunlight and oranges. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78638155 Portugal 09/15/2020 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It really exposed Vit D3 deficiencies in the public. Even Fauci had to finally come out and say it. Quoting: Chemical Breath If you have a food amount of D3, along with normal levels of Vit C and zinc in your diet, you are 95% protected from any viral infection. Should be common knowledge. But the medical professionals can't make money off sunlight and oranges. Yup. True. Yet many ignorants still say masks, social distancing and vaccines are the only things that prevent covid. Fortunatly, many medical doctors are waking up. |
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User ID: 71105612 United States 09/15/2020 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'... Quoting: Gdchappy - it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches... - has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores... - the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors... - the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA) - construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated... - also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform... - it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals... - also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus... - we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators... - and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses... - categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror... - it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus... - there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus... - even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that... - in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months... - every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay... - experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses... - we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity... - only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history... - also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75993659 Canada 09/15/2020 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'... Quoting: Gdchappy - it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches... - has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores... - the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors... - the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA) - construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated... - also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform... - it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals... - also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus... - we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators... - and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses... - categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror... - it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus... - there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus... - even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that... - in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months... - every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay... - experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses... - we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity... - only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history... - also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world. Post of the century right there! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78646202 United States 09/15/2020 11:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished 'death from natural causes'... Quoting: Gdchappy - it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches... - has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, BigW, Target, Bunnings.... and especially in liquor stores... - the virus seems to target mostly mum and dad businesses and barbershops, who always have much fewer customers walk through their doors... - the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time... (USA) - construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated... - also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus... no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform... - it doesn't affect children, except for a few who got it... same with animals... - also, imposing mandatory cloth masks to prevent too much oxygen to people's brains, and spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas have been known to do miracles for people's lungs affected by this strange virus... - we would need millions of ventilators... unless we suddenly won't need any ventilators... - and we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked hero doctors and nurses... - categorized as an 'invisible enemy', one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror... - it loves New York too - a really cosmopolitan virus... - there is a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus... - even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that... - in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months... - every loss of life from this virus is tragic... however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay... - experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses... - we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative... or test positive... and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity... - only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history... - also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus... make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CBC, CTV, Global and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77746911 United Kingdom 09/15/2020 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Anti-maskers forced to dig graves for COVID-19 victims in Indonesia" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69341938 [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. Non-vaxxed people will dig the graves for the vaccinated. Who else will be left? |
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Huni Sacromontisi User ID: 79381728 Poland 09/15/2020 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You forgot one thing, the rate of the spread of the pandemic is directly related to the number of tests done to detect it. Sort of like reality that exists only because we observe it ;) it's a unique virus that will disappear immediately as soon as they stop testing for it... |
Huni Sacromontisi User ID: 79381728 Poland 09/15/2020 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Anti-maskers forced to dig graves for COVID-19 victims in Indonesia" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69341938 [link to nypost.com (secure)] This needs to be put into practice here in America. Non-vaxxed people will dig the graves for the vaccinated. Who else will be left? Yeah and after all the idiots who got the vaccine die, friendly aliens will land and tell you this was all a global IQ test and since you're alive, you passed it ;) |