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The Repair Job
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Seriously, is there anyone on this website that can point me in the right direction for a decent can opener? KitchenAid=garbage. I bought 3 in the last month and they either broke or stopped working. You got one effing job!
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Deplorable Mary

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05/17/2020 09:14 AM

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I just use a regular manual can opener.
Had an electric one once. Hated it.
The manual ones are just as easy and if you don't have one and your power is out or tshtf, you won't be opening any of your canned goods.
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05/17/2020 09:15 AM
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Seriously, is there anyone on this website that can point me in the right direction for a decent can opener? KitchenAid=garbage. I bought 3 in the last month and they either broke or stopped working. You got one effing job!
 Quoting: The Repair Job


I have the same opener I've had for years ...a hand held...
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05/17/2020 09:16 AM

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If you find one link it here please!
it is like the unicorn of kitchen utensils
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05/17/2020 09:17 AM
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OXO brand. The best quality for all the kitchen incidentals.

[link to www.oxo.com (secure)]
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05/17/2020 09:24 AM
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If you find one link it here please!
it is like the unicorn of kitchen utensils
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...@ amazon...bump
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05/17/2020 09:26 AM

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all MADE IN CHINA junk no thanks amazon
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05/17/2020 09:28 AM
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Seriously, is there anyone on this website that can point me in the right direction for a decent can opener? KitchenAid=garbage. I bought 3 in the last month and they either broke or stopped working. You got one effing job!
 Quoting: The Repair Job


18' overpass.

Toss the can from the top.
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AIYEGO Can Opener Manual, Portable Multifunctional Tin Bottle Opener Kit, Non-electric Stainless Steel Jar Openers with Smooth Edge, Big Turn Knob, Ergonomic Handles [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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05/17/2020 09:34 AM
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This one! I kid you not this is the only can opener that works. Before this one, I would have a drawer half filled with crap ass openers that didn't work. Get this one and it could be the last can opener you will ever own!


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P-38
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05/17/2020 09:37 AM
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Seriously, is there anyone on this website that can point me in the right direction for a decent can opener? KitchenAid=garbage. I bought 3 in the last month and they either broke or stopped working. You got one effing job!
 Quoting: The Repair Job


18' overpass.

Toss the can from the top.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76299231


Or drive a tractor trailer under it.
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05/17/2020 09:37 AM

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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
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05/17/2020 09:40 AM
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Boil the can in a pot of your own urine for 30 mins


Fuck knows how to open it though
The Repair Job  (OP)

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05/17/2020 09:43 AM
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OXO brand. The best quality for all the kitchen incidentals.

[link to www.oxo.com (secure)]
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That 15 piece kitchen set looks like the tits. Thanks!bumpfist-3
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05/17/2020 09:43 AM
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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


Not any more. Made in China and pure junk.

You need an EZ- Duz It can opened
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05/17/2020 09:45 AM
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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


Not any more. Made in China and pure junk.

You need an EZ- Duz It can opened
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77457727


[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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05/17/2020 09:48 AM
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put one on your key ring



Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 05/17/2020 09:49 AM
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05/17/2020 09:53 AM
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P-38
 Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut


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Re: Can opener
This one! I kid you not this is the only can opener that works. Before this one, I would have a drawer half filled with crap ass openers that didn't work. Get this one and it could be the last can opener you will ever own!


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 Quoting: kramcool


I had this one and it works great, but if you want to use the lid to push out excess water from say tuna, you can't. On the other hand, the top becomes a replaceable lid, so that is useful.
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I just use a regular manual can opener.
Had an electric one once. Hated it.
The manual ones are just as easy and if you don't have one and your power is out or tshtf, you won't be opening any of your canned goods.
 Quoting: Deplorable Mary


Exactly
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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


Not any more. Made in China and pure junk.

You need an EZ- Duz It can opened
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77457727


[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77457727


This one right there.
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05/17/2020 10:29 AM
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Re: Can opener
put one on your key ring


 Quoting: Dogfood™


Just ordered a can of these off Amazon for like 10 bucks. I’ll never have to use my shotgun again.
I’ll fix your ugly face.
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05/17/2020 10:35 AM
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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


Not any more. Made in China and pure junk.

You need an EZ- Duz It can opened
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77457727


Swing-A-Way can openers used to be made in St. Louis, MO. After the family sold out they finally ended up being made in China.

John J Steuby Company of Hazelwood, Missouri, has purchased the equipment used to manufacture the original, MADE IN USA, SWING-A-WAY can opener and now uses that equipment to manufacture the EZ-DUZ-IT can opener.
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05/17/2020 10:41 AM
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Where most people fuck up their can openers is allowing them to rust.

Do not put them in the dishwasher. Do not leave them submerged in water. As needed give them a quick rinse with hot water, dry them off with a dish towel, and then allow to air dry to ensure all moisture is evaporated before putting the can opener away in the drawer.
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05/17/2020 10:50 AM
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I have a shit load of P38's and P51's!
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05/17/2020 10:52 AM
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The swing away. It's the best of can openers.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


This, however it is now sold as Eazy duz it or some spelling of that. Made in the USA and works very well.
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05/17/2020 11:03 AM
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Millennial Can opener


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05/17/2020 06:24 PM
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Millennial Can opener


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Is this real life? WTF?
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05/17/2020 06:28 PM
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Go to www.vermontcountrystore.com
The best one I got I paid 8.00 for at a local Food Lion.
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05/17/2020 06:31 PM
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This one! I kid you not this is the only can opener that works. Before this one, I would have a drawer half filled with crap ass openers that didn't work. Get this one and it could be the last can opener you will ever own!


[link to www.pamperedchef.com (secure)]
 Quoting: kramcool


Wow $25 I would hop it works.





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