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User ID: 63249876 United States 12/25/2019 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? You can ask Siri that and she will say: Smells Like Carrots! What does Frosty the Snowman put on his burger? “Chilly” Sauce Anyone got any other good Christmas Dad jokes? Merry Christmas everyone! The Takeover Has Already Happened; It’s Like Watching A Magic Trick... Did You Already Miss The Sleight Of Hand!? Or Are You Paying Attention!? |
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User ID: 63249876 United States 12/25/2019 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? Q. What did the judge say to the angry advent calendar? A. Your days are numbered! The Takeover Has Already Happened; It’s Like Watching A Magic Trick... Did You Already Miss The Sleight Of Hand!? Or Are You Paying Attention!? |
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User ID: 63249876 United States 12/25/2019 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? Q. What do you call a snow monster that has a six-pack? A. The Abdominal Snowman The Takeover Has Already Happened; It’s Like Watching A Magic Trick... Did You Already Miss The Sleight Of Hand!? Or Are You Paying Attention!? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78278996 Canada 12/25/2019 10:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman?
You can ask Siri that and she will say: Smells Like Carrots!
Quoting: WindyCityRiot She said: We’re stuck in a bloody snow globe What does Frosty the Snowman put on his burger? “Chilly” Sauce
Quoting: WindyCityRiot She wouldn’t answer this one. Referred me to websites. |
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User ID: 63249876 United States 12/25/2019 10:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? Now she just answered “Freeze” to the first question. She doesn’t answer the other jokes I posted, that I know of. But here is another: Q. Why does Snoop Dog love giving gifts? A. He’s really good at wrapping! The Takeover Has Already Happened; It’s Like Watching A Magic Trick... Did You Already Miss The Sleight Of Hand!? Or Are You Paying Attention!? |
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User ID: 63249876 United States 12/25/2019 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? What Did One Snowman Say To The Mexican? ICE to see you! The Takeover Has Already Happened; It’s Like Watching A Magic Trick... Did You Already Miss The Sleight Of Hand!? Or Are You Paying Attention!? |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? what does an English teacher call one of Santa's elves? a subordinate clause Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78275568 Australia 12/25/2019 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? Is that a carrot or are you happy to see me? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36690547 Canada 12/25/2019 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? oh shit, talking snowmen |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36690547 Canada 12/25/2019 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman? snowman: did you piss yourself or did the dog piss on you? |