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What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman?

 
WindyCityRiot
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What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman?
You can ask Siri that and she will say:
Smells Like Carrots!

What does Frosty the Snowman put on his burger?
“Chilly” Sauce

Anyone got any other good Christmas Dad jokes?

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Q. What did the judge say to the angry advent calendar?
A. Your days are numbered!
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Q. What do you call a snow monster that has a six-pack?
A. The Abdominal Snowman
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Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman?
You can ask Siri that and she will say:
Smells Like Carrots!
 Quoting: WindyCityRiot


She said: We’re stuck in a bloody snow globe

What does Frosty the Snowman put on his burger?
“Chilly” Sauce
 Quoting: WindyCityRiot


She wouldn’t answer this one. Referred me to websites.
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Now she just answered “Freeze” to the first question.
She doesn’t answer the other jokes I posted, that I know of.

But here is another:
Q. Why does Snoop Dog love giving gifts?
A. He’s really good at wrapping!
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What Did One Snowman Say To The Mexican?
ICE to see you!
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what does an English teacher call one of Santa's elves?


a subordinate clause
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Is that a carrot or are you happy to see me?
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oh shit, talking snowmen

ahhh
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Re: What Did One Snowman Say To The Other Snowman?
snowman: did you piss yourself or did the dog piss on you?





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