Internet pastor: Don’t masturbate because it’s gay sex

I don't see this guy offering up any alternatives, so I say to hell with him. I'll keep fucking myself as long as I see fit.

:Idfuckme:

Have fun with the inevitable wet dream.

Have fun with the inevitable wet dream.

Well, technically he's correct. Masturbation is sex with oneself. Also known as self-abuse. In the Old Testament God personally killed Onan for this sin of masturbation and in the classic 11th century work, The Book of Gomorrah, the Benedictine monk St. Peter Damian identifies Masturbation as one of the sins that led God to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. Masturbation is extremely harmful to ones spiritual and physical health. When you masturbate, you are essentially doing drugs with the most powerful feel-good drugs around, and you have an unlimited supply of these feel-good drugs because they are produced in your own body. On the spiritual side, you are permanently cutting yourself off from God's graces and making yourself an enemy of God and are essentially engaging in what Aleister Crowley termed "sex magik."

I got banned last week, for saying that anal and oral sex, are both homosexual acts ... (even if you do them with members of the opposite sex )

the Act (anal and oral) are how homos have sex ... the act is intended to get homos off ... that's the way they mimic hetros sex, in their own perverted way ... and now that's the way WE MIMIC THEM - how wrong is that?

think about it ... real men don't munch carpet
and no self respecting woman wants her face fucked

animals who hump same sex animals are expressing their dominance over their peers ... humiliating them with anal sex - and even in heat, they don't chow down on each other's sex organs ... a faint wiff of fermons is all they need to arouse their desire to reproduce - not a face-plant

personally, I think masturbating is self-degrading and it makes you a poor lover. you are never going to find a pussy that tight or a penis that vibrates ... it's not sex - you need two people to have sex ... it's an addiction to Endorphins

If the Lord wanted you to fly he would have given you wings.

It's not the "playing with their bodies" that is the sin, it is the heart that is imagining fornication or adultery. Jesus said "If you even look at a woman with lust, you have committed adultery already with her in your heart.

Actually though an orgasm makes you unclean. So you need a shower, or 'wash your flesh', you need to wait around a day before youre ritually clean for service. Initially Leviticus are laws for priests (not christian priests they dont follow torah).

G-d was pissed at Onan because He wanted him to make her pregnant but he pulled out last minute. He was Line of Jacob (Juda) ofcourse so G-d wanted his childrens.

Its funny because hes saying youre having sex with yourself its gay lol

I had no idea there were two mans in me.....

The only place for sex is between a man and woman who are married in the eyes of God. Everything else is a form of adultery, plain and simple. Those who jerk-off have cut themselves off from God's graces and cursed themselves.

Sure i agree with the first and jerking off is unclean so its like touching a dead body or a womans menstruation

God created sex and the human body, so He gets to set the rules. We must follow them, regardless of how painful it is not to indulge in the pleasures of the Flesh, World and Devil. What awaits those who persevere are joys and pleasures which "eye has not seen and hear has not heard." The ultimate joy and pleasure will be the Beatific Vision: to gaze upon Beauty itself.

dude acts like he never jerked his little dick

if god wants me to stop jerking off than he needs to not give me a dick

Why would God give us an unlimited supply of feel good drugs in that is purposefully produced inside of us, if it were not meant to be harnessed, and used, just like every plant that was created by God, given to man, as a way of having those fleeting moments of joy and pleasure in a world of pain and hate? If God did not want the man, and mammal to masturbate, he wouldn't have made it release endorphins. Better yet, if God didn't want us to feel, who wouldn't have given us endorphins to begin with. Or Food to eat, or plant to use as medicine.

alright ....

Thanks for pin. I just left it here and bailed. It's definitely full of controversial issues

Good ish!

Shhh...quiet! ...they don't like, when someone ruin their guilt trip by thinking reasonably.

No, the sin is 'wasting the seed', any good Catholic knows that!! This goes way back to Genesis and 'repopulating the earth'. Trouble is, the written version of Genesis was 7.000 years after the conflagration that wiped out most of the humans. The 'Pastor' seems to be projecting...as a football coach, he's seen many kids in the shower!!

Not all women say it's unclean just like we have coroners to handle dead bodies just like tampax created tampons.

In other words, quit raggin Jergen's :D

And he is right ... you are having shemale sex !!!!!

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Homosexuality is not found in nature.

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Homosexuality is not found in nature

Your post is very valid. I do not think my parents engage in oral sex and they are very happy.

Can I become a heterosexual again if I stop?

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Homosexuality is not found in nature


Masturbation does feel very empty, unfulfilling, and embarrassing. It is devoid of any meaning and I feel empty afterward, tbh.