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Internet pastor: Don’t masturbate because it’s gay sex

 
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Actually he's right on alot of issues he talks about


A notorious internet pastor has warned men not to masturbate because it’s “sex with a man” and that’s gay.

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream.

You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

“It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

He added: “Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy. Public schools are cesspools of sin and degenerate behavior, if not from the teacher, from the students themselves to each other.

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epiclol
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wow.



And here I am calling other people fags on GLP.







this is too me.

:youreafag:
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wow.



And here I am calling other people fags on GLP.







this is too me.

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Fuck you.


bitch.
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Technically correct, it is same gender sex but a willing female partner isn't always handy and I draw the line at enlisting the aid of the unwilling. peace
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Actually the sin isn’t in the act itsellf. The sin is the fantasy behind the act.
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Yah. Go out and become a serial killer. There isn’t any God anyway. Right. Better yet become a false pastor and get rich. Lol. You are probably too much of a pussy to do whatever you want. Lmao
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Actually he's right on alot of issues he talks about


A notorious internet pastor has warned men not to masturbate because it’s “sex with a man” and that’s gay.

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream.

You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

“It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

He added: “Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy. Public schools are cesspools of sin and degenerate behavior, if not from the teacher, from the students themselves to each other.

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Re: Internet pastor: Don’t masturbate because it’s gay sex
Actually he's right on alot of issues he talks about


A notorious internet pastor has warned men not to masturbate because it’s “sex with a man” and that’s gay.

High school football coach and internet pastor ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire, who has a surreal online following, made the comments on his ‘Pass the Salt’ livestream.

You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is. If you’re very honest about it, masturbation is homosexuality.

“You’re having sex with a man. You’re putting images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man.

“It’s where the Devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds.”

He added: “Our public schools are rife with sexual deviancy. Public schools are cesspools of sin and degenerate behavior, if not from the teacher, from the students themselves to each other.

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 Quoting: Just Christina


I actually don't see anything wrong with adult entertainment. Nobody is getting hurt.

Even Paul wrote sexual sin is only against your own body.

So if you do it in private, moderation is key lol.

Any criminality with sex is obviously wrong.

In the end, I don't believe God is getting upset over people playing with their bodies.
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"You’ve just got to say no to it, as hard as it is."



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Says the kid diddling internet pastor.


Two things i dont do:

I dont take sexual advice from pastors, especially "internet pastors"

I dont take heath advice from fat people.

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No-fap is always great
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Technically correct, it is same gender sex but a willing female partner isn't always handy and I draw the line at enlisting the aid of the unwilling. peace
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lol
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btw, internet pastor is an idiot.

if god did not intend for us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
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What about women masturbating? Is it seen as having sex with a clamp?
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FAP-TARD = GAY-TARD
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btw, internet pastor is an idiot.

if god did not intend for us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
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lolatu
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Woh woh woh woh, let's not be hasty here. If my right hand is gay, I will have to deal with his coming out. I never looked to see if he was enjoying it though. It may claim I was raping the poor bastard.

To think of all those poor, raped flesh lights.
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Actually the sin isn’t in the act itsellf. The sin is the fantasy behind the act.
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Can it be both?
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Is " I was raped by my right hand"a good excuse?
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What about a sex doll?

Like Jimmy Swaggart, it's a matter of time before we read this guy is a total perv.
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What about fleshlight?
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I bet that pastor thinks about men when he chokes his chicken.

It's the only explanation for this bullshit.

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So christians are just as nutty as the muslims. Fuck them both.
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And get prostate cancer instead?





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