Women roll their eyes and cringe at your stupid jokes

when you get older you will

realize that guys don't really

care what you think!

Creates thread for thousands of people to read.

Refers to everyone on the internet as one person.

The one person is a hivemind.

Who is this dumb bitch talking to?

Women love people who "red pill" others on conspiracy forums though! You can always tell who is out there drowning in vagina by the amount of time they spend "red pilling" strangers online!

Thanks For Noticing, But I Think It's An Personal Problem Not Yours Or Anyway Else's.

Have a feeling this is a sarcastic Thread post that bears truth regarding how these entitled cunts think these days...

Which is why the Red Pill is the is the only viable option/solution

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Can I get an extra shot of expresso please...OP, can you stop yapping I'm in a hurry.

It's the truth but these guys don't want to admit to it. They think they're funny but their lame ass south park jokes aren't getting them any pussy that's for sure...

Project much, bruv?

If I told you that you had a nice body, Would you hold it against me?



















Of course you would slut

Cue the "ew, that's gross" from the nearest chick while she's trying hard not to throw up in her mouth

You speak like you know who we are and what our jokes would be. Idiot.

Who are you talking to?

I like Dennis the Menace.

Some girl was telling him which games she would like to play.

She asked what he wanted to play.

He said he was playing at figuring out how to get her out of the house.

Later, he suggested flying to the moon.

She reminded him that girls don't go to the moon.

That's why boys want to go there.

Of course they roll their eyes.

I've seen more girls rolling their eyes than any man alive.

Why do you worry about their reactions to you?

Are you worried about pleasing your mamma?

Are you a mamma's boy, or worse, a mamma's man?

Also called a Mother Fecker.

prince charles of wales

How many times do I have to smack that creep down?

Make a woman laugh and you're halfway home. Luckily, I have a sharp wit and a great sense of humor.

Refer to video.

you'll get friendzoned like the rest of them

You're projecting

I'm funny, but not ha-ha funny.

OP:

Women roll their eyes and cringe when you drop your pants...

Fixed

y'all created that conundrum yerselves by purchasing and consuming the feminist kool-aid

since it's now impossible to tell when unsolicited anything is allowed without it becoming some sort of sexual harassment or other accusation

even a "hi!" on more than one occasion can lead to
> "Aaaaaah! yer stalking me get lost!"

um WTF?!
I just said hi!

Are you going to eat me whole? No! 'I'll spit that part out', Said the big bad wolf!

Everybody Wants You

Billy Squire

Who said men were joking? A women's delusional reality is the greatest joke of them all.