Why you should date DACA girls

1. Well, DACA girls are hotter, duh.

2. It's risky and sexy, it's like relationship Russian Roulette, you'll never know if will come home and she will be deported.

3. She's loyal, she knows if you catch her cheating on you, you will report her to ICE.

4. She's committed, she desperately wants to have your anchor baby

5. Waiting in line or filling out paper is for losers, she's well trained in evading security and getting to the front of the line.

6. Your lawn will look great, she's highly experienced in horticulture.

7. Everything she says sounds sexy, even when she's saying, "Aye Papi" to your 2yr old in the same voice she said it to you last night.

8. Taco for lunch and dinner, who doesn't love tacos!!!

9. She's mysterious, the name and social security number you know her by is probably not hers.

10. She will jog with you, she's always working on increasing her running speed incase this DACA thing doesn't work out.

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