You can pray to get a wife or husband from God

did that once and the thing about religitard wimminz...they suck at sex. Kind of why there are so many religitard sex scandals.

Still wait!

I have OP for over 8 years...

I worked for me. She is just wonderful. Keep praying and He will send you what you need. It may not be what you ask for.

I also tried that for years

and do you know what happened?

'god' sent me the perfect person, someone i understood and that understood me.... but. GOD seems to find amsement in trolling i think.. this person.. is on the other side of the planet-situations and global status quo made it impossible. yay.

I dont believe in Love now.

Hi Everyone, God here (or G-d as you guys like to call me.) Yes it's true , I can certainly supply males and females for marriage. Praying? Yes, praying is good and important...More important however is the following information.....

For a male partner...Send $50000 in used notes.
For a female partner...Send $50000 in used notes and one rib.

9Now I tell you that whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman, commits adultery.” 10His disciples said to Him, “If this is the case between a man and his wife, it is better not to marry.” 11“Not everyone can accept this word,” Jesus answered, “but only those to whom it has been given.…

[link to biblehub.com]

gawd is all knowing and all seeing but he needs money! g. carlin gets credit for that.

bs on that??? I thought that was common knowledge.

I rely on leprechauns for my social shortcomings. They don't doom me to eternal torture for nonsensical supposed "crimes", that only exist under the mad belief of bronze age persian mythology. That, and they've been very reliable. Every time I ask they send me the most beautiful specimen, who does everything for me, and whatever I want...it's a miracle! Every time! Never fails! It's my personal experience though. If it doesn't work for you, just keep trying. You have to believe with all your heart. They will intervene on your behalf if you really believe in their match making abilities, magic, four leaf clovers (thats a big one) and whatnot.

I prayed and he sent single moms, crazies, and drug addicts, he either hates me or was trying to teach me a lesson that I'm not really missing any thing out there.

I've been praying for YEARS. i'm still in no mans land:<
and discouraged

If I were going to get a wife, she would need to be Judithz. Judithz has it all. Brains, looks, humor, and spirituality.

I have one, she is at work

just called me on her lunch to tell me she loved me

I prayed too.

I got sent a heroin hooker and a crazy old lady.

I just don't know what went wrong. I've tried to be good.

there is so much truth to the many posts in this thread.


if you only knew...

God says No more than He says yes.

He's God. He can do what He wants, whenever He wants.

Sorry. I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but I just had to laugh.

You wanted someone decent and instead you got two shit sandwiches.

she didn't want to share your anal beads? sad. hope you find the right 1

Sneak into the cargo hold of a commercial airliner maybe? chase your dreams chase your love.

I once dated an excommunicated nun and that was the nastiest female I've ever been with. Put all the females I met overseas in the Navy, to shame.

I am a female.
The last guy I dated turned out to be the biggest con artist on the face of the earth.

He had never consummated any of his marriages.

He had a severe social phobia and refused to seek treatment or take the medication that his last girlfriend had gotten a doctor to prescribe for him.

But he was one smooth operator.

So for every crazy woman out there, but believe me there is a snake disguised as a man.

pray for your twin soul instead