I'm going to run up to Chipotle does anybody want anything?

I'll take the ass-blaster burrito

Spicy hummingbird lips for me. Thx!.

Cash Register.

a refund please

Enjoy.

e-coli

i found hair in my burritoe a curly pubic looking hair i pulled it out my mouth and it was half way down mmy throat and i ended up pulling the hair that was connected to the chewed up burritoe i was instantly nauseas

Salmonella

Horse meat burrito please.

We have a Qdoba and the quality of the meat stinks. I'd try your Chipotle but don't expect much better. Leftover spaghetti from last night it is.

Oh Chava! Oh Chava! Have I got a match for you..