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Apparently JENNIFER LOPEZ SHARTS MAJORLY WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND!!!

 
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Apparently JENNIFER LOPEZ SHARTS MAJORLY WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND!!!
I heard that when no humans are around she DELIBERATELY MAKES HERSELF SHART VERY LOUDLY!!!

She apparently BLASTS out VERY LOUD and LONG farts when she goes to the bathroom when humans are not close!!!

I would not be surprised! she is messed up in the head and acts like an indecent SLUTTY WHORE!

If this is all true Jennifer Lopez is not just an indecent degraded slutty whore, SHE IS A VERY NASTY PIG!!!!

Reptilians are HUGE SHARTERS! I know that as a FACT from being around them like when I use public bathroom and I can recognize their off looking faces and body shapes!


I tend to run out of the bathrooms sometimes literally when it starts happening! because it is DISGUSTING and it just shows how twisted these reptilians are!!!

Jennifer Lopez IS A REPTILIAN!

THAT IS WHY SHE STRANGELY LOOKS LIKE HILARY DUFF WHO IS BY FAR NOT LATINO AND IS AS WHITE AS YOU GET!

Why would Jennifer Lopez looks like a girl who is all white like Hilary Duff?? BECAUSE JENNIFER LOPEZ A SHAPESHIFTING REPTILIAN MODELED HER FACE AFTER HILARY DUFFS FACE QUITE A BIT, but not entirely since there is more than one face in Jennifer Lopez face that makes her face the face it is!

Hilary Duff is prettier than Jennifer Lopez if you saw the REAL face of Hilary Duff not those crappy online pictures of her reptilian impersonator who takes on a less pretty version of Hilary Duff!



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Your threads amaze me
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Is she related to George Lopez, I know he sharts directly out of his mouth. When George Lopez looks at pictures of The Donald he sharts himself out of fear. I hear Selena Gomez also sharts herself a lot, that's why she is cross eyed.
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Jennifer Lopez was NEVER HUMAN!!!

She is also an EGOMANIAC! she thinks she is all high and mighty and she is VERY FULL OF HERSELF!

She has NO actual respect for ANYONE ELSE! and SHE THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

It's HILARIOUS because she is not a good actress, SHE CAN'T FUCKING SING WORTH A DIME!


aaand, SHE IS NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE LOOKS CATEGORY!


Not to mention HER WAIST IS TOO WIDE FOR A WOMANS!!! hahahaha.

She is very pretty, but her face kinda has an average look to it, there is something about her face that is average!

She is not gorgeous and iconic looking like Natalie Portman, Britney Spears(the normal pictures of Britney Spears) Mila Kunis, and the young Julia Roberts! ALL human beings unlike Jennifer Lopez!

So WHAT THE HELL DOES JENNIFER LOPEZ HAVE TO FEEL SO GREAT AND HIGH AND MIGHTY ABOUT IN SUCH A HORRIBLY NASTY MANNER! she is CRAP!!!

I have seen latina's who are WAY prettier than Jennifer Lopez! and HUMAN TOO!

Jennifer Lopez HAS NOTHING TO FEEL ALL GREAT ABOUT HERSELF WHEN SHE SHARTS LIKE A HOG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Is she related to George Lopez, I know he sharts directly out of his mouth. When George Lopez looks at pictures of The Donald he sharts himself out of fear. I hear Selena Gomez also sharts herself a lot, that's why she is cross eyed.
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Hahahahahaahaha.
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Opie why so obsessed with sharting celebs?
These threads crack me up.
I almost shart reading them
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It's not letting me post pictures comparing Jennifer Lopez and Hilary Duff!
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Well these pictures compare the two!!!

[link to www.google.ca (secure)]
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Jennifer Lopez.

[link to www.google.ca (secure)]
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Hilary Duff!

[link to www.google.ca (secure)]

and model pictures with more younger pictures of Hilary Duff!

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I heard that when no humans are around she DELIBERATELY MAKES HERSELF SHART VERY LOUDLY!!!

She apparently BLASTS out VERY LOUD and LONG farts when she goes to the bathroom when humans are not close!!!

I would not be surprised! she is messed up in the head and acts like an indecent SLUTTY WHORE!

If this is all true Jennifer Lopez is not just an indecent degraded slutty whore, SHE IS A VERY NASTY PIG!!!!

Reptilians are HUGE SHARTERS! I know that as a FACT from being around them like when I use public bathroom and I can recognize their off looking faces and body shapes!


I tend to run out of the bathrooms sometimes literally when it starts happening! because it is DISGUSTING and it just shows how twisted these reptilians are!!!

Jennifer Lopez IS A REPTILIAN!

THAT IS WHY SHE STRANGELY LOOKS LIKE HILARY DUFF WHO IS BY FAR NOT LATINO AND IS AS WHITE AS YOU GET!

Why would Jennifer Lopez looks like a girl who is all white like Hilary Duff?? BECAUSE JENNIFER LOPEZ A SHAPESHIFTING REPTILIAN MODELED HER FACE AFTER HILARY DUFFS FACE QUITE A BIT, but not entirely since there is more than one face in Jennifer Lopez face that makes her face the face it is!

Hilary Duff is prettier than Jennifer Lopez if you saw the REAL face of Hilary Duff not those crappy online pictures of her reptilian impersonator who takes on a less pretty version of Hilary Duff!



hahahahahahahaahaha
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Hennifer Lopeth es una shartista!

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Well her asshole is probably just loose. But damn OP. Get a life. butttpahole
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Of course her ass is loud. Have you seen the size of that ass? She has the 3rd most cellulite covered ass in the world. (BTW #2 is Kim Kardashian and #1 is Oprah.)
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Well her asshole is probably just loose. But damn OP. Get a life. butttpahole
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Get a life? really??

I don't spend all day posting on GLP I spend a lot of time doing other things!

and I have nothing else to do right now so I have been on GLP for the past HOUR, not MANY HOURS!

I have a life you idiot lol.
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Of course her ass is loud. Have you seen the size of that ass? She has the 3rd most cellulite covered ass in the world. (BTW #2 is Kim Kardashian and #1 is Oprah.)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ALL THREE OF THOSE REPTILIAN WHORES SHART MONSTEROUSLY ROLF.
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Jennifer Lopez is a worthless whore, period.
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hey Loonie......when we annex you with the NAU...
jennie will came after you!!!.... GTFO!!!!
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Op is either Terance or Phillip
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Op is either Terance or Phillip
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No Jennifer Lopez is Terrence and Miley Cyrus is Phillip!

LMFAO.
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eyeroll2

Who doesnt?!
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OP, if you even care about the bowel activity of celebrities, or even acknowledge celebrities at all, you are a subhuman.

What right does a subhuman have to talk about anyone?
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eyeroll2

Who doesnt?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59512386


Really? there is a difference between MAKING YOURSELF HAVE TO SHART ON PURPOSE WHICH JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO, and having to ughhhh shart naturally and NOT on purpose while going to the bathroom! which all humans do under normal circumstances ONLY OCCASIONALLY and NOT MONSTEROUSLY LOUD AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ! loud yes especially with normal human males APPARENTLY, but not MONSTEROUSLY LOUD, LONG, AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE WHAT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO!!!

I really hated having to say all of that, I actually feel a little nauseous from it!!!!
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eyeroll2

Who doesnt?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59512386


Really? there is a difference between MAKING YOURSELF HAVE TO SHART ON PURPOSE WHICH JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO, and having to ughhhh shart naturally and NOT on purpose while going to the bathroom! which all humans do under normal circumstances ONLY OCCASIONALLY and NOT MONSTEROUSLY LOUD AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ! loud yes especially with normal human males APPARENTLY, but not MONSTEROUSLY LOUD, LONG, AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE WHAT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO!!!

I really hated having to say all of that, I actually feel a little nauseous from it!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121425


Why do you even care?

Do you not realize this thread is saying more about you than Lopez?
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OP, if you even care about the bowel activity of celebrities, or even acknowledge celebrities at all, you are a subhuman.

What right does a subhuman have to talk about anyone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58202357


Ohhh I don't care about their VILE DISGUSTING BOWEL MOVEMENTS!!!

I just feel like addressing to the public HOW THEY ARE NOT HUMAN AND DO VERY NON HUMAN THINGS LIKE SHARTING MONSTEROUSLY AND NO ONE KNOWING THAT IS IT REPTILIANS WHO ARE DOING THE NASTY VILE DISGUSTING SHARTING WE ALL HEAR IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!

IT'S FUNNY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW JENNIFER LOPEZ DOES HILARIOUS ABNORMAL MASSIVE SHARTING DELIBERATELY ON PURPOSE WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND! to let people know that THAT IS WHAT REPTILIANS DO, TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT VILE DISGUSTING TWISTED FUCKED UP PIGS REPTILIANS REALLY ARE! hahahahahaha.

I like to let people know what kind of person Jennifer Lopez is! A FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG!!!

So I am not sub human when I really do not even like talking about sharting at all, I find it very funny, but it is a very sick thing people need to know about reptilians so they really know the kind of beings they really are and know their true sick twisted fucked up nature!


I bet you are a reptilian that deliberately sharts massively LOL, and YOU GO DEFENSIVE!!!
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eyeroll2

Who doesnt?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59512386


Really? there is a difference between MAKING YOURSELF HAVE TO SHART ON PURPOSE WHICH JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO, and having to ughhhh shart naturally and NOT on purpose while going to the bathroom! which all humans do under normal circumstances ONLY OCCASIONALLY and NOT MONSTEROUSLY LOUD AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ! loud yes especially with normal human males APPARENTLY, but not MONSTEROUSLY LOUD, LONG, AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE WHAT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO!!!

I really hated having to say all of that, I actually feel a little nauseous from it!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121425


Why do you even care?

Do you not realize this thread is saying more about you than Lopez?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58202357


YES, those are sharting reptilians who have got defensive!!

I don't care about the nasty disgusting ass sharting, I care about how it is reptilians who do such sickening things ON PURPOSE, and that people deserve to know that it is reptilians do it, that REPTILIANS DO THAT, and so people can know the true sick disgusting twisted nature of the reptilians, TO PUT THE REPTILIANS DOWN ALSO!

Why the fuck do YOU care about this topic?? because you are a Canadian reptilian who sharts hugely on purpose??

I heard Canada is FILLED with reptilians, so I bet you are one!
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eyeroll2

Who doesnt?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59512386


Really? there is a difference between MAKING YOURSELF HAVE TO SHART ON PURPOSE WHICH JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO, and having to ughhhh shart naturally and NOT on purpose while going to the bathroom! which all humans do under normal circumstances ONLY OCCASIONALLY and NOT MONSTEROUSLY LOUD AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ! loud yes especially with normal human males APPARENTLY, but not MONSTEROUSLY LOUD, LONG, AND HUGE SHARTS LIKE WHAT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MILEY CYRUS DO!!!

I really hated having to say all of that, I actually feel a little nauseous from it!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121425


When IBS calls.....all the time.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12209691


K that is fucking disgusting as hell!

Why the fuck would you even post that! to disgust and make people feel sick on purpose because IT GIVES YOU SADISTIC PLEASURE?? hahahhaahaha.

It only makes you look bad! just like those sharting reptilians!


Only a reptilian would post something like that publically!!!





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