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Something in My Backyard Tonight!

 
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Oh that. That's a babadook. Or an oil brownie. Those oil brownies cause problems in oil fields in texas. You got oil around where you are? Part of the reason for jade helm, to scare away the aliens, or, employ them, I'm not sure.

When I was a kid in an altered state of mind, sleepwalking out to the front porch at night, I saw something like that. A few other other-worldly beings put me up to a fight against something that looked like that. Very much like being on the set of star wars. Better to fight them and win. They'll combat your kids in their dreams at night, it's a learning experience to be 6 years old, be given a sword and a shield, and have to fight something that is as tall as you. It's harder than football, it's like karate.

Get a couple cats, keep the space ambient with energy, no still places.
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09/15/2015 12:41 AM
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If you hear tapping or scratching at your windows tonight DO NOT LOOK.
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That's right, reformat your windows and doors with holy water or something. Keep the building alive and secure. No TV at night.
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cool OP spooky cool
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Weather balloon
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Just my opinion.
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Yes, and your opinion was nicely wrapped in a sarcastic Santana eye roll. I just responded with a hearty Anastasia Beaverhausen "Bitch Please" that trumps any Glee has-been. Thank you for your opinion. It has been duly noted and immediately flushed.
 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Whatever drama queen.
 Quoting: GoodKitty


Littledog2
 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Thread: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine.

Ignore the narcissistic attention goblin.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Any nose bleeds or missing time?
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cruise
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09/15/2015 12:45 AM

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It seriously looks like a giant preying mantis.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Demonic
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This might be true. It might be a stinky pinky. Count the rings of light around its eyes -- if there are 5 waves between its eyes and your consciousness plane, it's likely a stinky pinky. Smell like sulphur under their grey alien suit with black plastic eye covers. Sulphur. Got quantum computers nearby? They tend to bring up some stuff with those phosphate chips. Don't do those chips until they make them in palladium, doorways to other worlds.

Likely if they were there, a US space guy might have been there too, presumably. Or, a crackhead.

When I looked at that my head did a wave. There's a spacewarp around that critter. Get a priest to banish the negativity around your home please, there's probably broken antenna out there or something. Clean your shit up.
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thats what they look like. i started crying when i saw the picture. i hate them
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09/15/2015 12:47 AM
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looks like a CAT to ME
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thats what they look like. i started crying when i saw the picture. i hate them
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What who looks like?
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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It seriously looks like a giant preying mantis.
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Damn, I wish Phoenix was still around, we could use his expertise!
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u gun git anus probe
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It seriously looks like a giant preying mantis.
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Damn, I wish Phoenix was still around, we could use his expertise!
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Yeah he would know :)
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Yes, and your opinion was nicely wrapped in a sarcastic Santana eye roll. I just responded with a hearty Anastasia Beaverhausen "Bitch Please" that trumps any Glee has-been. Thank you for your opinion. It has been duly noted and immediately flushed.
 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Whatever drama queen.
 Quoting: GoodKitty


Littledog2
 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


Thread: I come to everyone's defense and no one comes to mine.

Ignore the narcissistic attention goblin.
 Quoting: Only Me


Stop stalking me bitch!
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I understand you not wanting to go back out tonight, Person, bear, alien...doesn't matter. That's some freaky shit! Tomorrow in the light of day treat that area like a crime scene. Check the ground for prints, tree for fur or hair, etc. Take photos and gather samples if you find any. Maybe just me but I would be online shopping for motion lights and a video camera to install the next day. hiding
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09/15/2015 12:56 AM

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Oh please. I was referring to a thread in which we had words because you were being a drama queen. Trust me when I say there are MANY far more interesting people here to pay attention to.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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looks like a CAT to ME
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Winner. A very large cat, the Florida panther.
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09/15/2015 12:56 AM
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its probably a squirl hanging on the tree
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I hope you have someone who can stay overnight with you !!

YIKES !!! Stay safe.

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09/15/2015 12:57 AM
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I would say a dindou lol
bananaz are for monkeys
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09/15/2015 12:57 AM
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Yes, cause aliens have nothing better to do than snoop around your house.
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Yes, cause aliens have nothing better to do than snoop around your house.
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Never know. ..

abduct
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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acually now that i got a closer look .. .no .. its not a squril... and i cant spell :(
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I'm being completely serious here. I've been around GLP for awhile. I can take the joking. Hell, I've doubted my fair share of tards, but this is not a joke. I grew up in the country as a daughter of an orange grower and rancher. I have seen countless animal eyes reflected in flashlights, spot beams, and car headlights. I am an educated professional who is not prone to panic, or an uncontrollable imagination. This scared the absolute crap out of me.
 Quoting: Dixie Darlin'


I'm over here in Clermont with plenty of guns and ammo. Would be happy to have some target practice :-):yoda:
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09/15/2015 12:58 AM
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I tell you its Zorak
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And here we are staring at each other through an electronic............ error goto ram

I FIGHT FOR ROME!!!
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If you hear tapping or scratching at your windows tonight DO NOT LOOK.
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scared
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I tell you its Zorak
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Definitely
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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09/15/2015 01:00 AM
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Someone called it earlier...
...looks like a Florida Panther.

relax.
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