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Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?

 
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02/10/2015 11:29 PM
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Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Is this from the new parenting magazine?

Was dropping a log in a public toilet and heard this father come in with his son and he kept telling him

"don't touch anything, go ahead and go, but don't touch anything"

and the kid went and the father kept pestering him "DOn'T TOUCH ANYTHING"

the little boy asked if he should wash his hands

and the father said "no don't touch anything let's go"


and that's what happened.
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02/10/2015 11:48 PM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Did the kid take a piss or a crap? I feel the same way if you are only taking a leak and are careful not to touch anything.
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02/10/2015 11:50 PM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Did the kid take a piss or a crap? I feel the same way if you are only taking a leak and are careful not to touch anything.
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i don't know, pee i guess?

how would i know, i was in my stall

they were in and out in what seemed under a minute
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02/10/2015 11:55 PM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Maybe the kid has some sort of low immunity problem and the dad was being cautious for a real reason. Or, perhaps the kid has a history of handling everything he sees (I was like that) and dad was reinforcing the 'don't touch' concept. Who knows.
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02/11/2015 12:38 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
I tell my little girl the same thing. did you know that there are far more germs and bacteria on any surface in a public bathroom than there is on the average persons body?
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02/11/2015 12:40 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
says the guy with his butt touching everything....


looool

you pinch a loaf in a public restroom? really? butt touchin everything.... geeez
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02/11/2015 12:43 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
I touch everything and then I eat some cookies after.
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02/11/2015 12:45 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
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02/11/2015 12:46 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
why 'restroom' . no one rests there . it is a toilet .
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02/11/2015 12:51 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
one man said this . does not mean that every parent does . far from it in fact . hope this makes sense to you .
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02/11/2015 12:56 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65676765


You do bring up a good point.

I will not shake your hand... I will not hug you... I will not kiss your cheeks. Americans are swapping germs like a ritual these days. This is nothing personal, just common sense.

Therefore, I care not if you practice safe hygiene or not.

The funny part is so many take offense to what I just said instead of realize the value of limiting physical contact.

But hey, I'd still be happy to buy you a beer.
cheers
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02/11/2015 01:00 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Is this from the new parenting magazine?

Was dropping a log in a public toilet and heard this father come in with his son and he kept telling him

"don't touch anything, go ahead and go, but don't touch anything"

and the kid went and the father kept pestering him "DOn'T TOUCH ANYTHING"

the little boy asked if he should wash his hands

and the father said "no don't touch anything let's go"


and that's what happened.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I went to the mens room with my son when he was young maybe 4 or so. I was at the urinal doing my thing and the next thing I know he says "hey dad, look I found soap" I turned and he had grabbed one of the urinal cakes out of the urinal because it looked like a bar of soap and was rubbing his hands back and forth. I stopped what I was doing and had him drop it and picked him up and carried him to the sink and scrubbed his hands with soap and water. Later, I had a good laugh about it. Maybe this guy had experienced something similar?
It is said that a grateful heart never gets depressed.
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02/11/2015 01:03 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Is this from the new parenting magazine?

Was dropping a log in a public toilet and heard this father come in with his son and he kept telling him

"don't touch anything, go ahead and go, but don't touch anything"

and the kid went and the father kept pestering him "DOn'T TOUCH ANYTHING"

the little boy asked if he should wash his hands

and the father said "no don't touch anything let's go"


and that's what happened.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I went to the mens room with my son when he was young maybe 4 or so. I was at the urinal doing my thing and the next thing I know he says "hey dad, look I found soap" I turned and he had grabbed one of the urinal cakes out of the urinal because it looked like a bar of soap and was rubbing his hands back and forth. I stopped what I was doing and had him drop it and picked him up and carried him to the sink and scrubbed his hands with soap and water. Later, I had a good laugh about it. Maybe this guy had experienced something similar?
 Quoting: A Muse


That would explain it for sure!
LOL... I love my son too! that is the type of story you tell his girl friend to test her commitment. And his. Ha!!!
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02/11/2015 01:06 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65676765


Why? My dick stays nice and clean in my drawers all day...if anything I should wash my hands before taking a leak.
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02/11/2015 01:08 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65676765


my dick is far far far cleaner than any doorknob, anywhere....
GFX guy

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02/11/2015 01:10 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
The above 2 posters have proven my point on why I don't shake hands.
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
I went to the mens room with my son when he was young maybe 4 or so. I was at the urinal doing my thing and the next thing I know he says "hey dad, look I found soap" I turned and he had grabbed one of the urinal cakes out of the urinal because it looked like a bar of soap and was rubbing his hands back and forth. I stopped what I was doing and had him drop it and picked him up and carried him to the sink and scrubbed his hands with soap and water. Later, I had a good laugh about it. Maybe this guy had experienced something similar?
 Quoting: A Muse


lmao
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02/11/2015 01:17 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
says the guy with his butt touching everything....


looool

you pinch a loaf in a public restroom? really? butt touchin everything.... geeez
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666046


what, I had to shit?

what was I supposed to do, dump in my pantaloons?
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02/11/2015 01:18 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
why 'restroom' . no one rests there . it is a toilet .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67921661


Depends on how long you sit on the toilet after you have shat.
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
says the guy with his butt touching everything....


looool

you pinch a loaf in a public restroom? really? butt touchin everything.... geeez
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666046


I bet he's one of those courtesy flushers as well, flushing while still seated.
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02/11/2015 01:20 AM
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:watheeho:
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02/11/2015 01:22 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
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02/11/2015 01:23 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


do you feel at least a little better now, Mr. Goat? :D

If it makes you feel any worse there are IT guys in my department that shit and don't wash their hands.
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02/11/2015 01:24 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


do you feel at least a little better now, Mr. Goat? :D

If it makes you feel any worse there are IT guys in my department that shit and don't wash their hands.
 Quoting: calx


yes

IT guys are notorious for that
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02/11/2015 01:25 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Needing to take a dump in public restrooms is nothing short of an adventure... You sir, deserve a metal of honor. You survived to tell the tale.
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02/11/2015 01:26 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


do you feel at least a little better now, Mr. Goat? :D

If it makes you feel any worse there are IT guys in my department that shit and don't wash their hands.
 Quoting: calx


yes

IT guys are notorious for that
 Quoting: Astral Goat


stupid hee hos!

the middle toilet in my department doesn't flush right and requires you to hold the handle down twice.

they just can't figure it out.

one flush and they are out of there leaving their shit all over the place.

and these are americans not H1Bs.
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02/11/2015 01:27 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


do you feel at least a little better now, Mr. Goat? :D

If it makes you feel any worse there are IT guys in my department that shit and don't wash their hands.
 Quoting: calx


yes

IT guys are notorious for that
 Quoting: Astral Goat


stupid hee hos!

the middle toilet in my department doesn't flush right and requires you to hold the handle down twice.

they just can't figure it out.

one flush and they are out of there leaving their shit all over the place.

and these are americans not H1Bs.
 Quoting: calx


usually they are so busy

they just don't have time to clean up

back to the technology hell maze right away not even a moments rest for them
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02/11/2015 01:28 AM
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I just had to get this out of my chest
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Needing to take a dump in public restrooms is nothing short of an adventure... You sir, deserve a metal of honor. You survived to tell the tale.
 Quoting: GFX guy


my worst dump was in an old building at Penn State. 8 in the morning god damn bio 210 lesson in a huge cathedral. i somehow made it out of the auditorium and sauntered downstairs into the dungeon where a single bathroom beckoned me inside and it was the Worst Toilet in Scotland./Trainspotting

Barely made it into the stall. :|
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02/11/2015 01:30 AM
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65676765


my dick is far far far cleaner than any doorknob, anywhere....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666046


That's what you think.
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Re: Parents telling their kids not to wash hands in restrooms?
Use some fuckin soap.

And Fuck that. Guys all piss holding their dicks. Not washing is just sick. Fucking dick hands. Then you go and shake hands with people, doors, and touch everything with your dick hands. Wash your fucking mits you heathens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65676765


my dick is far far far cleaner than any doorknob, anywhere....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666046


That's what you think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67749740


he rubs it clean every night





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