I am 37 years old and have never seen any of the Star Wars films.

I never saw ET.

Star Wars??

Feel lucky, my friend.

What did you see?

If you ever feel a desire to watch Star Wars, watch Space Balls instead. You know, the Mel Brooks film.

Mars Attacks! is pretty good. Watch that.

Good for you OP.

Star Wars is a well known tool of the satanic film industry.

Most Christian scholars agree that watching Star Wars will open you up to all sorts of grief, including demon possession. Steer well clear of it.

God bless

What's wrong with the force?

I have vague memories of going to see ET at the cinema, that is my earliest film memory. I remember saying to my mum that I wish I had a big bed to sleep in like hers! There was a huge inflatable ET in the foyer of the cinema also.


Films i did see were Gremlins, Back to the future, Bambi (at the cinema for my best friends birthday), Goonies, and strangely I was allowed to watch Alien on video when I was about 6 I think.

Ah! Space balls is on my list of things to see. Mars attacks was good.

you're talking about the olde timey star wars. the new DISNEY star wars is fully approved by everybody. the new director is JJ Abrams and he is so much better than the old guy that everybody even forgot the old guy's name!

Nah, sorry, I disagree - I'd rather trust a Jedi than a vicar/priest.

Watch Jeunet's City of Lost Children and you'll have scratched most of those off the list.

Ah, JJ Abrams the Fringe guy!

Lensflare ahoy! :-)

I will look it up, thankyou.

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Looked good at the time, effects & everything, first Star Wars isn't bad, the rest are B-movie shite.. except with nice effects & sound, but storyline.. is propaganda.. but the 1st one is the best of them. It was just different & new at the time.

Watch Dark Star.. now that's a fun movie.. about a crew going round blowing up unstable stars.. till one of the H bombs awoke to consciousness all of a sudden, thought about blowing itself up for a while.. then .. don't wanna spoil the ending.. so please do.. watch it some late night.

Thanks AC. Looks like another to add to the "must look up" list.

You should watch The Sound of Music so that you can enjoy the story of the Austrian Navy officer and his family trying to avoid being caught by Nazis.

Some of those you should see.
They are much like required reading from high school....especially The Wizard of Oz.

Much to be learned from what the story is really saying.


...and that is "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"...1971.
The other one "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is a ripoff remake hack job with Johnny Depp in it.
Stick with the original.

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Yes, sorry, I meant the original one, not the Johnny Depp one.

I am hoping to watch the original with my young children this Christmas - I was a huge fan of Roald Dahl books.

Unfortunately we didn't cover Wizard of Oz at school but did do Alice in wonderland.

You haven't missed much OP. Star Wars is the most boring series of film ever on earth.

Don't worry OP, I only saw those films when my children were growing up.

The first time I went to the cinema I was 16 and took myself.


I have on;y seen the first star wars film and it was okay.

But generally I don't watch TV or movies, I am going to catch up when I am very old and can't get out much.

Well me old fruitcake, here's the thing about the Star Wars.

Basically a long long time ago... there's this bloke right, and he doesn't know what on earth is going on, but he knows he wants to know. So off he goes and there is a dustbin tweeter which leans back and bumps into the gold gay robot 2345 a lot. Soon enough, there's this darkened caricature with a lid upstairs which was formed along side the big bang itself and he gets very upset about things which don't go his way including his lost child or children.

Many battles ensue, and many a small flotted footed boo-boo's who live in trees, save some of the say along with a king gorilla and his mate who in another life, narrowly escapes a train crashing into his overturned prison bus.

More off-handed battles continue with names like Funtered bleep booper and Rhubarb-fet and Arman Fosterbearer, J-5+jolty and K-K 34992-pie=9 packs of sunberry suns jessop, and Aunt Lilly with sandwich packs for laser beams.

According to Eddie Izzard there is this star which does death. The stars death will become one of irony, but not before lunchtime and our darkened lidded caricature (Jeff Vader), burns a bit more of himself but nobody knows for sure how good the penne all'arrabiata actually is, although Mr Stevens head of catering has been notified by a Klingon who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Anyway, there's this thing called 'the force', which is the backbone of all of the things which happen in and amongst the Star Wars, and is apparently also the reason for everything that does not happen. The force is apparently responsible for the highway I-19 auto accident of 1957, the force has also been noteworthy for the writings of a one, Edgar Allen Poe in his work entitled 'The Raven'. This very same force may or may not be the root cause of why watching paint dry is considered to be very dull indeed, however, i digress.

Did i mention the woman? Ahh, well there's this broad ok, right? This broad also has a feeling about something, but by this time all the caricatures have a similar floating/falling type feeling about serious life things, ya dig?

Well anyway, i seem to recall another element of the Star Wars and that is a little green 'poke yer stick at it hope it works' caricature, who teachers our wanting to know something bloke, about this force, and so forth.

Star Wars... it's all about the things which took place.

I've never seen The Godfather. How interesting of me.

I thought the first one was good. The rest were just cash cows...and da Schwartz-merchandising!

I recommend Cannonball Run (only the first one), Caddyshack and Tin Men.

The first one (in its original form) was very well done and enjoyable, but it was all downhill from there and hit rock bottom with the CGI fiasco known as Jar Jar Binks. I have zero interest in seeing any new Star Wars-related movies.

Wat??!?!

Only porn is worth watching

let me be the first to say

same here Op, I never saw any of them either.
im a bit older then 37

the last movie I watched was "back to the future" 1986 I think ?

I recommend it lol
was very good movie

should I watch the "star wars" movies ?? how many were made ? 3 or 4, I think ?
I dont even know

am I missing something important ?

and if I watch the new one out does that mean I should watch the others first before ? or can I just watch the new one ?