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User ID: 1808587 United States 10/17/2014 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes. Quoting: Stoned Goddess Seriously you can buy cheap toilet paper at least. If you can afford a glp account you can afford some TP. Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56171337 United States 10/17/2014 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Stoned Goddess I might not wipe my cooch every time but that doesn't mean I'm into some sick fetishes either. Had a girl once that wanted to hold it while I took a whizz. For the first time in my life I was like WTF am I supposed to do with my hands?!? chick holding your johnson and you didn't know what to do? When you put it that way it does sound bad. Seriously though let your chick hold your member while taking a whizz... it is a bit strange she said, "maybe later..." |
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(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/17/2014 11:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes. Quoting: Stoned Goddess Seriously you can buy cheap toilet paper at least. If you can afford a glp account you can afford some TP. You know, I didn't actually consider that logic might be brought into this thread. Thanks for your insight! :smokin1: |
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User ID: 40959433 United States 10/18/2014 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A little self-restraint is good. Don't talk about your pooping habits in a public forum. K? Don't tell me what to do man. If everyone took shit a little less serious, the world would be a better place. shittard Wikipedia "Also in the Kabbalah, Samael was said to be the Serpent who tempted Eve into sin. He even seduced and impregnated her with Cain." Genesis 3: 14-15 14The LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this...I will put enmity between you and the woman, And between your seed and her seed" Genesis 4:11-12 So the Lord said to Cain..."now you are cursed from the earth...When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength to you. A fugitive and a vagabond you shall be on the earth.” I Chronicles 2:55 And the families of the scribes...These are the Kenites ["sons of Cain"] who came from Hammath, the father of the house of Rekab. Jeremiah 35 Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.” Matthew 23 “Woe to you, scribes [Kenites/Rekabites] and Pharisees, hypocrites!...Fill up, then, the measure of your fathers. You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell? Therefore I send you prophets and wise men and scribes, some of whom you will kill and crucify, and some you will flog in your synagogues and persecute from town to town, so that on you may come all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah the son of Barachiah..." |
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(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/18/2014 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble? Quoting: Stoned Goddess Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls! Shake dance!!?? Last Edited by Stoned Goddess on 10/18/2014 12:56 AM :smokin1: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 64037388 Sweden 10/18/2014 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble? Quoting: Stoned Goddess Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls! Shake dance!!?? I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here. Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo. |
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(OP) User ID: 48235929 Canada 10/18/2014 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble? Quoting: Stoned Goddess Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls! Shake dance!!?? I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here. Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo. Nahhh you're good. Must be something in the water lately. :smokin1: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46497774 Canada 10/18/2014 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble? Quoting: Stoned Goddess Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls! Shake dance!!?? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64037388 Sweden 10/18/2014 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61201428 Not if you go commando lol. Women can stand up to pee. Just do the shake dance after lol. Best if you're shaved, no dribble but a stream. Live free, girls! Shake dance!!?? I'm sure that I have missed some serious information here. Not sure of the alarming level of importance, but I'm sure I didn't get the memo. Nahhh you're good. Must be something in the water lately. Or too much of it. |
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